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Rich

@terpswag.bsky.social
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I’m not exactly sure what I’m doing, but I’m on the clock for it so 🤷🏽‍♂️| Figuring it out as I go | 📍DC Venmo @terpswag - CashApp $terpswag

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🇦🇺 🐨 @aussie-himbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
last day of vacation 🥺
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Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 26/09/2026
and another thing
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😬🤷🏼
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The fact that this power has been out for an hour and there is no storm, @dominionenergy.bsky.social what is going onnnnnnn????
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
People who bring PET DOGS into GROCERY STORES, PISS ME THE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF. THAT DOG IS NOT A FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL. HE IS BARKING AT EVERY GODDAMN THING MOVING IN THIS STORE. LEAVE HIM IN THE FUCKING CAR. OR AT FUCKING HOME. FUCK.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The best thing about America is that no matter where you are, you can order anything and as much as you want from any Chinese carry out and no matter what, it will always be ready in 10-15 minutes. Small dumplings? 10-15 minutes. 57 pu-pu platters, 30 lo meins, 20 wonton soups? 10-15 minutes.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Absolutely not, please let’s not do this.
Pumpkin Spice Cheerios
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Look Chipotle stop pissing me off. Double white rice is NOT double chicken. If I wanted double chicken I’d specifically ask and pay for it. The next time you charge me for double chicken that I did not request, I’m doing a chargeback and reporting you.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Explain to me how I’m getting an email at 8am today July 23 from my old apartment that is my final utility charges and that also says “Due on July 22”. How that math work?
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The beauty of America is walking into a Chinese food place in Del Ray Alexandria to find it filled with people lit and watching the Spain-Argentina World Cup match
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
But it was assigned Gulf of Mexico at birth.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
WHY. are you doing. CAC-REQUIRED WORK. on your laptop. ON THE METRO??????? Did you not pay attention to ANY security training? And I just know you somehow make like $120k, $130k or something and will encounter no consequences.
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Patriot Front's usage of masks to shield their identities in DC on July 4 served dual purposes, per former DC police offer Michael Fanone 1) It adds to the impact of menacing 2) It shields the Front members from being identified and fired from their jobs
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So now millions of football fans around the world view the US as cheaters who used political corruption to influence FIFA and we lose anyway. So much winning. When’s the next war?
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/07/2026
Why can’t someone just find out if Mitch McConnell is dead? They have to use his death to steal another senate seat? Can’t someone go to the hospital? Where is TMZ when you need them?
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s starting to feel a little biblical
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Thousands of Trump supporters on the National Mall ordered to evacuate from the thunderstorm have sought shelter inside the National Museum of African American History and Culture. Y'all...
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s about to torrentially rain on the National Mall for two hours straight, delay the fireworks, and soak every MAGA idiot down there (because they’ve closed security, so once they’re in the area, they can’t leave for cover and come back after the rain). I love this for them. Happy Fourth.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is basically an invasion fleet over DC.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So very very sorry for any combat vets living in the DMV with PTSD for the insanity of fireworks and flyovers the orange one is commanding over the next two days 😢 Check on your people yall. Multiple fighter jet flyovers followed by extended explosions at 11pm is not ideal.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
GAY TRAIN FOR THE RIDE HOME as metro should
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY JUST CIRCLING AND DOING LOOPS OVER BALLSTON AT NOON ON A THURSDAY UNANNOUNCED, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNN
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Soooo flyovers are just random ass occurrences now. Because five just flew over Ballston two seconds ago.
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 02/07/2026
War machines doing loopdeloops around DC to appease our mad king’s wretched inferiority. A shameful display of his violent vanity and our national jingoistic psychosis.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not this random ass crackhead white guy walking up and down the King Street platform chanting “we are here for god not the US constitution, death to America” GET ME OFF THIS RIDEEEEEEEE and OUT of this simulation pls
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Quickly becoming a pet peeve: why is EVERYONE using AI to make EVERY SINGLE FLYER???? You can tell. They all look alike and have that same exact font, styling, and similar layouts. Go look at a flyer or an event posting, in physical print or online, and tell me I’m wrong.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building antenna. They are holding a banner that reads: “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace”
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! I accept all gifts 🥰💙
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Apparently Lisbon’s a big place to do Eurosummer in this year from DC because United suddenly is flying Triple 7s there when that’s usually a 757. Plane nerd things. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There is always a tweet. 🤣
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Love being an adult and seeing that the next time I get my car serviced it’ll cost near $1k for everything that’ll need to get done! Adulting is so great! 🙃🥴
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Yall act butthurt when we say all cops are bad or F the police, but why did I just see a local sheriff giving a ticket to a USPS mail truck while the mailman is actively delivering mail, when the only loading zone is filled with illegal parkers giving him no choice?
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Love how instead of the Reflecting Pool with clean water and zero algae before, now we paid $14 MILLION to have a Reflecting Pool with poison liquid and hella algae. Which’ll cost MORE to fix. We’re just winning so much!! So much winning!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade 

Thursday 

Manhattan
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/06/2026
Zohran Mamdani’s been the Mayor of New York for 6 months and the Knicks just became NBA Champions for the first time in 53 years. Congrats, New York!
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Thaddeus Maximus @thadmessenger.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Luke Russert @lukerussert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
After the tarp went up to try and stop the “Berlin Wall” moment, Cliff Owen of the AP got the iconic 📸 shot. 🇺🇸
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Big day for Bluesky, the official app of sports! -World Cup -NBA Finals -Canadian Open -Dow Championship -PBA bowling -Flag football championship -Waiting to see the Kennedy Center without Trump’s name on it -Bassmaster Elite Series -Women’s college track and field -Men’s college World Series
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jalen Brunson becomes a New York legend for life. He ends the game with 45 points this game, almost half the entire team’s total. Knicks win the series 4-1. Champions after a 53 years. 🏆
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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
TOMORROW!!! #NoKingsDay 🇺🇸
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I hate you more if you have a Tesla with paper tags. That means you looked at all the crazy stuff that weird man is saying and doing and STILL decided to buy a Tesla and give him money when there are plenty other options.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The jokes are PRISTINE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 13/06/2026
Good morning 🌈
A rainbow appears, out of focus, against dark clouds filtered by bubble-like rain drops on a window.
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I hate being a fucking adult because WHYYYYYYYYY did I have to wake up to NEEDING TO BUY A NEW TIRE 🙃🙃🙃 like, fuck nails in the road and fuck this economy
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“It’s our duty to outlive them, because if your freedom doesn’t set someone else free, then it’s just another cage.” - @pattiegonia
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Rich @terpswag.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
No shade but I miss the lady voice that used to be on the ATL Plane Train, bring her back
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