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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

What perhaps may be my favorite thing about hardcore conservatives is how willing they are to risk walking into their own traps

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

This shit right here is why we’re so cooked lol

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I won’t pretend to know much about UK politics, but it is interesting to me that in other developed nations they do tend to not want to vote for candidates who just up and say the wildest shit. Very interesting. And he didn’t even say anything about grabbing people by their genitalia. Interesting.

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

If Bryce Harper can finally get a clutch hit in the WBC, then dammit you can send that risky text

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

“Hey so you know how we said we would work to lower prices and then implemented the stupidest tariffs and entered a wildly unpopular war of choice and further escalated the financial crisis we were already failing to deal with? Yeah…We. Do. Not. Give. A. Shit. About. That. At. All.” is crazy

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Trump: *gets re-elected and proceeds to give a (mostly financial) middle finger to every allied nation on the planet* Also Trump: *Launches into an absolutely moronic war of choice and causes severe financial distress for his own country and wonders why those same allies won’t have our back*

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Quite possibly the most hilarious thing a GOP rep could have ever said

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I never knew that wrists could have cankles

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Good lord the USA is getting their gaba totally fuckin gooled lmao

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Love it when the TL lines up so perfectly

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

The same people who didn’t give a shit about govt employees getting furloughed/laid off by DOGE are now on the senate floor proselytizing about govt employees not getting paid “bEcUdZ dA dEmOcRaTz!” Get fucked lol

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Unreal choke job by the Bruins Started the 3rd up 3-1 Lose in OT 5-4

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

If the guy who dodged the draft five times with a fake injury really brings back the draft irony will have died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

The people who collectively agreed to steal this hour from my weekend are gonna catch these hands

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Chopped: Trump’s Cabinet Edition RFK Jr: “Ch-e-efs, tod-a-a-ay I-i-i ha-ave prepa-ared brais-s-sed bea-ar wi-ith a nu-u-uclear wa-aste redu-u-ction a-and a-a si-i-ide of wha-a-le blu-ubber” Judge: “none of these were basket ingredients” RFK: “do-on’t kno-ock it unti-i-il you-u-u’ve tri-i-ied it”

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I am genuinely begging for the Republican Party to surprise me at some point, but they just keep doing Nazi shit We’re not allowed to call them Nazis, but they. just. keep. doing. Nazi. shit.

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I’m sorry but if “you can just walk up to ‘em and grab ‘em by the pussy” can make you a two-time POTUS, then I think republicans can handle a little “god is non-binary”

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

So far the Trump 2.0 admin is 2-for-2 in “creating a made up position to avoid making it look like the turnover rate from Trump 1.0 is happening again”

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

As the news-consuming sicko I am, I can tell you all right now that Fox News is acting like a bunch of Apple fanatics who just found out exclusive information about the new iPhone model

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants and then using diarrhea as the laundry detergent I am so sorry

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

My favorite legacy media thing is when they (LOUD ATTENTION GRABBING MUSIC/SOUNDS) (graphic that says “BREAKING NEWS”) and then proceed to tell you about something that was already reported on three days ago and every day since then

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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 04/03/2026

I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Can Pam Bondi be immediately summoned back in front of Congress now that the Dow is tanking? Is that still an apparent prerequisite?

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Dude is speaking at a press conference where he’s claiming to grieve four dead soldiers, but he’s rambling about saving money on gold drapes and his stupid fucking ballroom instead

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Either it’s the truth (for once) or it’s just an excuse to cover for the fact that there was never any real succession plan to begin with. Either way: Massive failure

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

If he’s willing to take credit for gas prices going down, surely he’ll own this as well, yes? And surely even his most ardent supporters will acknowledge this as well, yes?

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Trump has only been back in office for a little over a year and these dumb motherfucker MAGA influencer asshats have already twisted themselves into so many pretzels that they could supply every Auntie Anne’s across the US for the remainder of this millennium and the next

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

There isn’t enough underwear or laundry detergent in the world for Lindsey Graham right now

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Dude really went to Whataburger and then invaded Iran Hamburgers and bloodshed. The true American way

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

We used a taxpayer-funded weapon to shoot down a party balloon. We then spent taxpayer money on a drone, spent taxpayer money to deploy the taxpayer-funded drone, only to then spend taxpayer money to use that very same taxpayer-funded weapon to shoot down that very same taxpayer-funded drone MAGA!

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

It makes sense that Jared Isaacman would be the NASA administrator because dude looks like he could hear an astronaut from another galaxy, if needed

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

The Corpus Christi wind and Trump’s toupee glue both have a chance to do the funniest thing ever

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

This is the most baseball-ass hockey stat of all time

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

So apparently my son is a big bobsled guy

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Jack Hughes swallowed half his teeth after taking a full-speed stick to the mouth and then went back out and scored the game-winner for the first US Men’s hockey gold in 46 years Don’t ever let anyone tell you Hockey isn’t a real sport. Hockey is real. It’s the athletes playing it who are not.

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Man, they really do get everything years later across the pond

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

The character limit on this app is bullshit, but it bears posting (and no I do not “love” or even “like” Mike Lawler, and even part of his response was still very MAGA-riffic in that of course he had to trash Biden in order to be given more airtime to speak about it)

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Note that no one is standing *directly* behind him this time

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

This fucking took me out like a sniper 😂

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Tentin Quarantino @tentyquarantino.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

In a Trump +17 state district, no less

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