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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The text colours here. When you are actually THE smartest person alive ever.
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m so busy with personal long term projects I have so little time to masturbate to interest rates
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Hg - Mercury (Commissions FULL) @chibichaser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My friend reminded me about Strapplejack So, Strapplejack.
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Lee 🐾 @karpetshark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"full moon", acrylic on canvas
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🚹honeypup🔞 @honeypuppie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
reuse abuse recycle
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🚹honeypup🔞 @honeypuppie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
you can totally trust me around boots of all shapes and sizes completely unattended... totally...
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c⭕zmo ➡️ MFF @lemonpa.ws · 16/09/2026
[dubious consent] privilege escalation
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Anojaa @anojaa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"Hey look, matching colors"
Two of the player characters from b1g w4lk, one pressing the other's head against their lower segment. The other one is blushing and flailing.
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Snuffjectum is kinds genius
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Any thoughts on porn? Requests? Beautiful visions?
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It is important everyone knows first and foremost this is about moneyfaps
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like this joke so Im gonna give you a +5. You should spend these soon or else theyll only be worth +3.75.
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pump n dumped 📉😅
A white stick figure in a tie on their knees in a green tiled room. They are jerking off two arrows and blowing a third. More arrows wait for their turn. -$$$ surrounds the figure because they are losing money.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Alcohol is the cause of injuries at work", Soviet work safety poster, 1987.
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trad Objectum who refuses to fuck any item that’s non religious or made after the 50s. Crucifixes and Freon fridges only !!
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eric @hiver.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
a small comic about my job
A four panel comic:
1. A drawing of a person using a screwdriver on a flat surface in front of them. A wrench and a bottle of some kind of liquid are nearby. Some text reads: “My day job involves operating and maintaining a big machine. I keep things cleaned, calibrated, lubricated.”

2. “My boss always refers to the machine as my mistress, and I always politely laugh.”
The same person lying on the ground, reaching into the machine, tools on the ground next to them. A speech bubble from out of frame reads ‘how’s the mistress?’ as the person replies ‘good! Ha ha’

3. “Honestly, I do wonder if he’s using ‘mistress’ to imply infidelity or dominance.”
The person is standing in front of the machine with their to us, reaching down for a power button as they say ‘okay, now let’s get you warmed up.’

4. “But either way, I’m sure I’ve given it more thought than he has.”
A close-up of the hand reaching for the power button, middle finger slightly extended towards us, posed the way one might if they were fingering someone (hopefully this is comes across in the drawings lmao)
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Blanche @blanchebees.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
More big walk shenanigans
Digital art of big walk characters in various sex poses
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c⭕zmo ➡️ MFF @lemonpa.ws · 17/08/2026
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c⭕zmo ➡️ MFF @lemonpa.ws · 04/08/2026
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
linkyloser.straw.page Feel free to remember I have a Strawpage
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linkyloser's strawpage
linkyloser's strawpage
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Hg - Mercury (Commissions FULL) @chibichaser.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
what if we were the clone familiars of a witch and kissed atop our own headless main body 😳😳
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Hg - Mercury (Commissions FULL) @chibichaser.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
New batch of Hell Tyrant sketches are now up for all patrons This month's freebie: eyyy, we got Mascot Suit Yuri!!! get'cha Mascot Suit Yuri here!!! ~ patreon.com/posts/156890568 ~
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nothing ever is in this crazy world !!
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Jaquin @jaqu.in · 14/08/2026
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MESUBOT🔞 HIATUS @mesubot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fat Earth Theory
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Furufoo @furufoo.art · 10/08/2026
I reworked the script for Magical Harmonics, and let me tell ya, there'll be *so much more* cute lesbian horn action in it!~ I already sketched out 4 out of a planned 14 (!!!) pages, if you'd like to see them and contribute to the comic's creation, then head to my ko-fi page! ko-fi.com/furufoo
Two sketched panels from a comic, starting midway through a conversation. In the first, Starlight Glimmer looks sheepishly to Twilight while she is facing away, holding a book. Starlight: "Oh! The shield was powered by their love for each other, right? So maybe that's a key component?"
In the second panel, Twilight is nervous and sweating, fidgeting with her hooves, with Starlight doing the same. Twilight: "Um- maybe the um- 'love' between two friends would work as a replacement?" To which Starlight nervously agrees, "O-oh, yeah!"
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Reminder to self: Fat globe bulging past equator lines
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
TWIGLIM HORNPLAY YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Furufoo @furufoo.art · 09/08/2026
Getting horny with it #nsfw #mlp
Illustration of Starlight Glimmer gently taking Twilight Sparkle's horn in her mouth, a coating of saliva sparkling beneath magical sparks brought forth by Starlight's gentle touch. Starlight is also grinding her hoof against Twilight's crotch, while using the other hoof to pin her wing in place.
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The guy from the early 1900s or the libertarian film director? Either way yeah… makes sense
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Rewatching the most erotic movie Flatland the Film free on Youtube
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siderat🔞 @stepsiderat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
grayscale tuba woman
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m sorry sir but the law is clear, as a board member you have a fiduciary duty to back that ass up for shareholders
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Chris the Mew @crizbn.com · 21/07/2026
I think I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque, fell victim to highway hypnosis, and now I can't tell where I end and the car begins. Oh well. At least the fresh air feels nice on my windscreen. Hang on a sec... windscreen? Uh-oh. #TFTuesday (A big inanimate TF commission for LtColonelWhipper on FA~)
"Hey! Wrong Way, Silly Mini!" read the overhead sign.

After the freshly-transformed Mini skidded to a stop, it looked back up at the giant sign addressing it.

"EXIT N/A. Your Future: Object TF isn't so bad. You'll love it!" The overhead sign assured the permanently-transfigured automobile. "Regardless: even if you wanted to, you can't turn back."

"Besides; we all look way cuter as living objects!" The logo sign behind it bounced in agreement as it 'warned' passersby about the Perma-TF Area they all inhabited. "Better to be a sign than a dumb human, am I right?"
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Its just a little birdie it’s innocent
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zeropaint.bsky.social @zeropaint.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Marsh and a co-worker find the vending machine storage room during their lunch break... (preview) Sound design by @kezmit.bsky.social
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I hate jerking off ➡️ MFF @tentadicks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Data crunch 📉🦴
Three images of a pie chart with one eye slowly crushing a stick figure in theee panels. A slice of the pie chart pushes down on the figure until it snaps shut.
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
an ache i cannot touch
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Professor Scritch @professorscritch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Somewhere between the bell ringing and my tail giving its first happy wag, my human thoughts began slipping away one by one. Deadlines became belly rubs, lectures became walkies, and my final worry was replaced by a more urgent question: Who has my next treat? (🎨 by @crayawn.bsky.social) #TFEveryday
TF Comic: A comic depicting Professor Scritch transforming into a beagle during a lecture. The PowerPoint slide in the background illustrates the concept of classical conditioning. Professor Scritch holds a bell in one hand and a bone-shaped dog treat in the other as he says, “Pavlov’s dog experiment used the ringing of a bell, much like this one! Allow me to demonstrate!” When he rings the bell, his ears grow long, floppy, and covered in fur, his nose turns black, and his face pushes outward into a muzzle. Several inset images show him staring at his hands as they become paws, a tail poking out of the back of his pants as he shrinks out of his clothes, and his eyes rolling back as he loses intelligence, with “-INT” appearing above his head. On the right, he is shown as a beagle in both body and mind, with the dog treat hanging from his mouth. The only indication that he was ever anything other than a dog is the red tie still hanging loosely around his neck.
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gorepup @gorepup.com · 26/05/2026
enclosure horsemeat byproduct
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gorepup @gorepup.com · 23/05/2026
lifecycle of a derpy
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gorepup @gorepup.com · 14/06/2026
meta mission statement
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