Reposted by @tentaclechops.bsky.socialrelax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026performs a perfect parry on your post, forcing you to repost my post instead 412963
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“The stand user could be anyone” vibes, both the pose and the fit 000
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not to downplay the accomplishment, but I assumed that just happens everywhere you go all the time. It’s like breathing, it happens naturally…or big natural-y, as it were 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 01/09/2026In the mountains no one can hear me “oops” “uh oh” “oh no” 162
Reposted by @tentaclechops.bsky.socialBrendan Blaber @brendanblaber.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I burst into the missile control center and run up to the general, shouting "Sir! You're gonna want to see this!" And I show him a YouTube video that I thought was funny. :) 314119
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 19/07/2026He’s a scamperpilled scuttlemaxxer 031
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Listen, key items come and go. You’re that highly efficient healing item I hold onto for when I need it, only that moment never comes so you’re effectively in there forever 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Heart monitor that arms the explosives when your heart rate gets too high like in Speed set to go off if your speedrun splits aren’t fast enough 000
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I guess that’s why they’re always saying you’re frame perfect ☝️🤓 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Always enjoy some summer ken, peak silly boy even without the bucket hat 😎 Oh, and I have it on good authority that when the boobs are big, you can do a parry and bounce the tornado in the other direction, so I think you should be safe 👌 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Not me biting down hard into the mondayberry hidden in my false tooth because I was up until 4:53 AM watching a Jerma Ban That Guy compilation for the fifth time 051
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Don’t worry, your body has just gone into airplane mode 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Nice, we’re ungodly hour airport buddies tomorrow 😎 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 28/05/2026And you know what they say, clown family who found together, pound clown together 041
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Clown found family more like clown pound family, am I right family 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Big Clover has been covering this up for too long (the ground that is) 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I can’t believe you got followed by Marcus “Fit to Bust” Aurelius, this is huge 041
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 12/05/2026“The exact middle between a goth and a clown” sounds like throuple goals to me! 0123
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Been listening to this one on repeat lately, it’s been very helpful for staying positive 😋youtu.beGuilty Gear Strive OST - Trying hard is hard, so I try hard to try hard [WITH LYRICS] (Jam's Theme)YouTube video by LegacyOfKaiser 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 30/04/2026ken when he starts staggering the time loop “on accident” 071
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 30/04/2026You might know this already, but wherever you wind up going, be sure you know where your bathrooms are at. In my experience Chicago is the city that never pisses (by which I mean public bathrooms tend to be few and far between, and usually require you buying something to use) 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 29/04/2026They did just start implementing Microsoft Troupes, I heard 041
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Polycule, more like jollyfool am I right lads *gets hit with a pie, dying instantly* 072
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 17/04/2026They can’t blame you for wanting to rock the Alolan Swankie fit when the weather’s nice, ffs 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Very timely after the Shrekking Aughts, I’d say 021
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I can’t believe the twist is that the shitty AI survey was actually a digital House of Leaves the whole time 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 31/03/2026This couldn’t possibly get any Wo sr e 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Damn, looks like you’re gonna have to tack “Whiskey Wizard” onto your business card, right after “Jester King” and “Clown Queen” 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The goo god lives at the glory home, twisting dicks into knots for sport 072
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 26/03/2026By royal decree, the king’s subjects must give kudos and leave a review (constructive criticism only, please and thank you) 041
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Looks like she messed with the bull…and got the horny 🤡 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Better call him Icarus, because those wings are ON FIRE 🔥 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I can scarcely believe you now have the power of nationwide mirth-making added to your arsenal 110
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Attaboy, you did it! I assumed you were defusing some kind of bomb but this is a far better outcome 111
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Lick and Plick I would’ve said Lick and Flick but I had to make the JoJo reference 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Sending you some lucky-ass vibes, I can’t wait to hear the follow-up! 011
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Straight up hit withmedia.tenor.comAkira Leave Me Alone GIFALT: Akira Leave Me Alone GIF 000
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I must be an extra silly little guy, I have TWO humerus bonesmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a skeleton playing a drum setALT: a cartoon of a skeleton playing a drum set 031
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Now we’re talkin’, it’s finally my moment 😎 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Don’t forget a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown, a clown…media.tenor.coma stop sign with a clown in a car next to itALT: a stop sign with a clown in a car next to it 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 06/03/2026How can I possibly consume all this valuable time when I’m already full from my nothing burger?? Dumbass robot 010
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 06/03/2026He replaced his throne with this, are we cooked jestie 041
tentaclechops.bsky.social @tentaclechops.bsky.social · 06/03/2026That’s very sweet that you’re your own favorite too 😉 110
