tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE DYLAN MCDERMOTT MOVIE OR NOT" #EricSchmitt 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"admit it, you loved Jessica Chastain in Black Mirror" #EricSchmitt 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"we have a photo of you not wearing pink. on a wednesday, dirtbag." #EricSchmitt 001
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nah, that's bullshit. Lisa Kudrow deserved that Emmy. I love Jean Smart but come on. #Emmys 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 17/06/2026so i says to myself, i says, "you deserve dessert rangoon today" so i went down to Tao Tao and got some -- strawberry cheesecake -- peach cobbler -- caramel apple #KansasCIty #Rangooning #Food 020
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 12/06/2026have you ever wanted to make hardcore sweaty love to a song because -- #Synthwave #Music #SAXOPHONE #HotSweatySexyMusicyoutu.beThe Midnight - Vampires (official video)YouTube video by The Midnight 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Kansas City seemingly adding more road construction just days before the World Cup is *completely* on brand. The city's flag should be honestly be updated to reflect its true nature & spirit. #KansasCity #WorldCup 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 03/06/2026okay you all, we have a dem nominee for governor named Curt Skoog & i gotta say that sounds exactly like one of Roger's personas from American Dad #Kansas #AmericanDad #SkoogySkoogyDoo #RogerSmith 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 01/06/2026it's Pride Month eve, don't forget to leave out a CD of Madonna's Erotica and a bottle of amyl nitrite for The Gay! #Pride #PrideMonth 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Lisa Kudrow deserves the Emmy over Jean Smart. I'm not sorry about this. 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 28/05/2026me whenever someone over-guesses my age 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 23/05/2026manic pixie dream grill #memorialday 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 16/05/2026gonna start calling Spencer Pratt supporters spaga 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 14/05/2026i air-fried my Subway and i don't think i've ever felt as close to Liz Lemon as i do right now 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 18/04/2026You're Emma in The Drama but the worst thing you ever did was take extra napkins from Arby's. 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 17/04/2026your 20s are for fucking your 30s are for fucking your 40s are for i'm gonna eat this grilled cheese & then maybe we can discuss it i'm kinda tired tho 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I forgot to share my Happy Spring song on the first day of the season! Happy Spring everyone, here's a song that makes you think of running under falling cherry blossoms in slow motion. #Spring #Musicyoutu.beAIR - Ce matin-là (from Moon Safari - Official Audio)YouTube video by AIRfrenchbandofficial 020
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I wasn't surprised that it was a corgi that led all those other dogs back to safety but I can't explain why. Corgis just seem like the Leslie Knopes of the dog world? Like they have a "come on, guys!" energy. I don't know, I'm not really a dog person. 000
Reposted by @tendervigilante.bsky.socialEastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 24/03/2026In retrospective this is weird that Wikileaks did not reveal the Epstein case. It's almost like Assange was not that uncompromised truth-seeker as he pretended to be. 1383042548
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 21/03/2026in that "i'll just eat toast, i don't wanna go to the grocery store today" part of saturday 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 11/03/2026may the most glorious drop in music history heal you a little bit today #Chvrches #Musicyoutu.beCHVRCHES - Clearest BlueYouTube video by ChvrchesVEVO 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 11/03/2026good lord you all, how can you not understand, KING CRAB GOES WITH WAR CRIMES 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 11/03/2026company social media is so snarky now, like sure we can enjoy it, but in 5 years when Cold Stone Creamery is doxxing people and being like "this bitch at 55 Maple St thought the birthday cake remix was 'just ok' you know what to do," I want it on the record that I called it 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The thing about Danielle & Joanie's teeth is that it's about identity. Joanie's teeth were a sense of shame; Danielle's, a sense of pride. So they were taking away a white girl's shame & replacing it with pride while doing the exact opposite to the Black girl & that's fucked up. #ANTMDoc #ANTM 020
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 16/02/2026i've never read Wuthering Heights but i hope in the new movie someone says "my heights need wuthered SO FUCKING BAD right now" 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I *REAAAAALLLLLY* wish that after Pamela Jo had said that dumb shit about the Dow that one of the Reps would've been like, "Can you please turn around to the survivors & tell them face-to-face that they should be grateful for the Dow being over 50,000?" #Dow50000 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Honestly other countries need to proclaim a travel warning for the U.S. for girls under the age of 18 (or 21) because we aren't doing shiiiiiiiiiiit about this pedophilic administration or the American pedophilic elite. 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 11/02/2026why aren't billionaires working on flying cars? it's weird, right? like I don't think there's a conspiracy(?) but it's weird no one is doing that? & isn't a flying car just a smaller airplane? so it should be easy? okay i need to take a break, i'm spinning, this was an unexpected spin tonight 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 11/02/2026people thought we'd have flying cars by now but we don't, we just have the same old cars but 15 different kinds of Cheerios, it feels like our focus is off 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 11/02/2026just so you know, my shit KILLS on threads 120
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I'm excited & glad a federal grand jury declined to indict Dem senators for saying/doing something *wholly legal* but holy fucking shit we live in a country where the government is trying to indict Dem senators for saying/doing something *wholly legal.* 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 11/02/2026When my parents were first married & young, they were able to check out paintings at their library. They'd check one out, hang it on their wall for a few weeks, and then go back to check it in & check out a new one. I really really really would love for libraries to bring that back. #Libraries 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 09/02/2026As a Taylor Swift fan (Folklore's her best, 1989 is my fave), I think the rollout of the Opalite video is what finally fucking broke me. Putting chart status over fan access as a damn billionaire just seems gross AF. Billionaires gonna billionaire, I guess... 001
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 07/02/2026There is nothing more American or patriotic than booing JD Vance and I thank all of our international friends for understanding that. #Olympics 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 07/02/2026our mcdonald's (by which I mean the nearest one, which was in a town an hour away) had a stagecoach booth and the best thing was when it was empty and your ran with your mcnugget happy meal and saved it for you and all your friends 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 06/02/2026"Oh, he said what? I'm very capable? Well, shit, that's so nice, that makes up for everything, let's cancel the testimony and send that wonderful man a fruit bouquet!" 🙄 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 03/02/2026wait, you're not doomscrolling while simultaneously watching true crime shows? lol you clearly don't know how to 2026 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 31/01/2026why the hell are you all circulating this shit with Steven Spielberg's name on it, leave him out of this FIXED IT 010
Reposted by @tendervigilante.bsky.socialSuMo📞Congress 202-224-3121📞CSPAN 202-748-8000 @sumoh7.bsky.social · 30/01/2026WOW! 👏Philly DA Larry Krasner: “This is a small bunch of wannabe Nazis in a country of 350 million. We outnumber them. If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will. We will find you. We will achieve justice.” #ICEoffOurStreets 10635801025
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 30/01/2026fuck www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...tmz.comCatherine O'Hara Dead at 71Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned. 010
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 30/01/2026you couldn't get a better picture of america than a day when white men who murder citizens in cold blood on the street are walking free while Black journalists are getting arrested 000
tendervigilante.bsky.social @tendervigilante.bsky.social · 28/01/2026"Is this a man-made lake?" "Oh no, it's a woman-made lake." "What's the difference?" "This lake has no idea how beautiful it is." #BaronessVonSketch 000
