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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Americans - how can you vote for this kind of people? Is "owning the libs" really worth having child predators roaming free? Yours in astonishment, Europe.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear Westerner. There is a reason why you never used anything made or invented in Russia or Soviet Union. The reason is that it all suck(ed). We know that in the post communist countries. Unlike you, we drove Ladas, not because they were good, but unlike you, we had no choice.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While Ukraine is hitting only military or dual use targets in Russia, Russia purposedly target civilian objects - and they brag about it (but in Russian). Here, they are very happy about bombing McDonald's warehouse. "No burgers, no fries, no nuggets for you!".
A quote from Russian telegram channel "Tvo Majors" expressing joy of bombing Ukrainian McDonald's facility
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In 1962, Jack Kirby and Stan Lee had one of their best ideas: what if there's a villain who is also a dictator, so no American hero can touch him because of his diplomatic immunity? At the time, it was considered far fetched and improbable. And here we are in our glorious next century...
Two images: superhero comics cartoon depicting Doctor Doom, a supervillain telling Superman he can't touch him. The other is far right media platform depicting Netanyahu telling Mamdani he can't touch him.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andrew Tate complaining about roaches in his prison cell made me realize it's exactly 30 years since the release of one of the best musical movies ever. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuGs... #andrewtate #cobratate #topg #alig #freeandrewtate #joemcbridebestlawyerever
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Joe's Apartment (1996) Trailer #1
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To understand Russia, you need to think of it as organized crime. So if you ask "what would they benefit by attacking Europe" is - imagine mafia enforcer saying "remember that last arson? it wasn't us, but if you don't pay racket, the next one will be bigger (and also not us)".
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It seems that our Stable Genius really thinks that if he bans CNN at the White House, this ban will magically extend to all the locations everywhere. But it's not how the world works. It's like his "cognitive tests" he is "acing", "can you tell a giraffe from an elephant".
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Because Trump banned most of the media, there is no microphone at a press event. Newsmax "reporter" is surprised: "Maybe... it is backfiring... just a little bit", she says courageously.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Many ppl ask "why would Russia attack Estonia?" To understand them, you need to think the way they do. The believe NATO is a top-down organization ruled by USA. They think if Trump says "don't defend Estonia" (which he probably would), Estonia will be left defenseless.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another proof John Mearsheimer is an idiot who knows nothing about Russia, while pretending to be an expert. He expected his credit cards to work in Russia.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dude changed his name to Kremlev ("of Kremlin"). If someone says without a "background check" it's impossible to discover said dude connection to Kremlin, they are either an idiot or another asset "of Kremlin".
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you want to understand Russia, you need to think of them exactly like of organized crime. So: don't let them pay for you son's wedding, they will think they own you. Don't roll the red carpet for them, they will think you are stupid coward. Don't try to be friends with mafia, it's impossible.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
From the same study: Ukrainian answer to simple question, "do you consider yourself a happy person"? Ukraine is now back to its historical peak (December 2021). Notice the temporary bottom in 2017, when they fought Russia completely alone, and the West was still deluded with the "civil war" nonsense
A graph of Ukrainian happiness 2001-2026
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kyiv International Institute of Sociology ran a pool - "Russia will intensify attacks on Ukrainian energy during winter, what to do?" "Keep resisting Russian aggression no matter what" - 77% "Yield to Russian demands even if it leads to Ukrainian defeat" - 12%, "hard to say" - 11%
A pie chart with descriptions in Ukrainian Cyryllic, saying the same as in regular post in English
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you heard of Russian "friend" and sponsor of Donald Jr and you thought "Kremlev? What an odd name!", you're right. He changed it in 2010, possibly to make clear he's representing Kremlin (because that's all that he is ever since he was promoted from petty crime to oligarchy).
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is amazing to me that some people still believe Ukraine is American "proxy" or "puppet", while Ukraine is resisting American pressure from Trump, Kushner, Witkoff and others.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is amazing that Trump is only saying firefighters pulled him from the rubble - before November, it will change into "I was pulling the firefighters".
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Russian army claimed to capture Svyatohirsk, which was refuted by Ukrainian commander filming himself in the city. Russian blogger Rybar confirms it was a lie - and admits the entire salient on the top right map is now gone, along with all the Russian soldiers who were there.
Screenshot from Russian blogger Rybar writing (in Russian) about "Problems near Lyman - not only in Svyatohirsk (...) We already mentioned that false information arrive from there. So now we have the resolution". They are not happy!
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The only part of this "plan" that matters if for Ukraine to give up the fortresses Russia cannot conquer after 12 years of trying. If Ukraine does it, Russia would easily take the rest. It would be suicidal to agree to this.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is funny (at least to me). Nepo Jared wore white sneakers when he arrived to Moscow. At least he wore proper dress shoes to meet Zelensky. Zelensky, on the other hand (or foot?)...
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dear Americans. Why do you elect such people? If his own staffers hate him, you should not vote for him. His staffers just know him better than you. And yes, sure, in EU we also have our share of elected villains but... this guy? He is below the CE security mark, like an obsolete light bulb.
Snippet from CNN headline claiming John Fetterman "blasts disgruntled staffers" for critisising His Fettermaness.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Russia never changes - it's alwas Genghis Khan with social media disinformation
A wikipedia quote from a great Russian philosopher Alexander Herzen, who compared his country in 1857 to "Genghis Khan with telegraph". He created an idiom which never lost its relevance when talking about Russia: combination of technological progress with primitive despotism.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Of course he did. It's obvious to anyone who read Dostoyevsky, if you are kind to Russians, they will think you are an idiot. And yet all American politicians repeat the same mistake: "Hey Mr Putin, let's be friends again, I have this reset button for you". They just don't understand Russian soul.
Media headline saying "Putin saw CIA director's Moscow visit as US weakness""
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dear Americans - do you know what country loved renaming geography to praise their dear leaders and themselves? Soviet Union loved to put its name ("Soyuz"), and Lenin, Stalin and Communism to various places, even mountain peaks. Thank you for your attention, comrades.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I never thought I would praise #ICE for anything, but deportation of #Milo #Yiannopoulos was certainly a good deed. Although that fokker deserved it to have a bit more humiliating, frightening and degrading.
A news clip where Yiannopoulos complains how humiliating, frightening and degrading was his deportation from USA
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Two months ago, pro-Russian propagandists were drawing arrows"proving" Donbas will fall by the end of summer. By the end of summer, the front line is still where it was, neithier Konstantinivka nor Lyman are under Russian control. Next deadline for Donbas is "by end of 2027".
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hasan Piker and Andrew Tate both have very dedicated fandom who always respond "you can't judge him by one clip, watch 100 hours to get the context". Well, I can. Whoever says "Crimea is Russian, bitch" or "women belong to men" is a bad person, no matter the remaining 100 hours.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There are many accounts on this app speaking on behalf of "The Global South". I can't shake this feeling that most of them are based either in Northern California or Northern London.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If Soviet Union was not "real communism", North Korea is not "real communism" and of course China is not "real communism"... then how real is it, if it was not really tried for real in any real country?
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
People saying now "Putin will not attack Baltics because it would be an attack on whole NATO" will turn overnight into "NATO shouldn't defend Latvia, why die for Riga, they deserve it" when it happens. Just like they turned overnight from "Russia will never invade Ukraine" into "Ukraine deserve it"
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Russian blogger Romanov claims this is the second day since Russia stopped attacking ships coming to/from port of Odesa. He speculates that Turkey managed to enforce an informal cease-fire on Black Sea (and is super angry about it). If he's right: so much about "landlocked Ukraine".
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You can't understand Russia if you don't know the "Third Rome" doctrine. It says that due to the royal marriage of the first tzar with a Byzantine princess, Russia is the legal heir to the Roman empire and as such, it's just entitled to everything, also the town you live in (even if it's in USA).
A snipped from WIkipedia entry on the "Third Rome" doctrine - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow,_Third_Rome
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you read Western Russian propagandists, like Diesen/Mearsheimer, you will hear Ukraine is "landlocked", because the port of Odessa is under fire. If you read Russians in Russian, they say it's no biggie, because the Romanian port of Constanta just finished special terminal for Ukraine.
Screenshot from Russian blog "Two Majors" under headline "Romania forms logistic ways for the export of Ukrainian agroproducts", apparently Romanian company "Transport Trade Services" just finished grain terminal specifically for Ukraine
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Russian propagandist Solovyev dismisses rumors about the upcoming mobilization in peculiar way - according to him, Russian masses are too stupid to be mobilized. Nobody in the world is as Russophobic as Russian elites (subtitles by @natalkakyiv.bsky.social )
Screenshot of Solovyev talk show, where he is saying the only job suitable for Russian masses if "pick their teeth with one finger and then pick their ass with the same finger"
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The good news is: Andrew Tate is still in jail!
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
In Krasnodar region, intercepted Ukrainian drone fell on a crowded beach, killing some Russian civilians. While Western cosplayers started to accuse Ukraine of deliberately targeting a tourist resort, this is not what Russian authorities say: they say it was debris from interception
A snippet from the statement of Krasnodar governor saying "debris of a drone" fell on the resort off Arkhipo-Ospinovka (in original Russian)
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
My doomscrolling evolved into tatescrolling. I check every morning if the fokkers are still in jail, afraid Trump might want to help them again. So far so good! But the conditions could be a bit worse, if I had a say.
A screenshot from one of the many Twitter accounts run by the infamous Tate brothers criminal organization
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is real Russia: principal of agricultural school saw teenagers riding quads on the school grounds, destroying cultivated fields. He called their parents. They arrived and beaten him, when he fell, they kicked him. He died four days later in hospital
A screenshot from Russian Z-blogger Zergulio telling the same story (in Russian, in Cyryllic)
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A lonely manosphere influencer went to support Andrew Tate in jail only to discover he is the only such idiot in entire New York City
A screenshot from Twitter feed of a manosphere influencer complaining "Not a single person is here besides me, what is going on"?
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's odd that Putin said Western Ukraine was a gift from Stalin and belongs to Poland. Official Russian version is that people of Western Belarus and Ukraine voted to join Soviet Union on 22 October 1939 (after being invaded, as usual). Lukashenka should be worried. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electio...
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Elections to the People's Assemblies of Western Ukraine and Western Belorussia - Wikipedia
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Back in 2024, JD Vance (then - still merely a candidate for VP) declared he doesn't care about Ukraine. I wrote on Substack why he should. Of course I didn't expect him to read it... but maybe the world would be a better place if he did. eastsplaining.substack.com/p/why-jd-van...
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Why J.D. Vance should care about Ukraine
Someone who thinks "China is the real enemy" should care about alliances
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Some people are still hoping the mythical moment when Putin "takes the gloves off" will come and change the course of war
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Poor cannibal! Sure, what he did was wrong, but nobody deserves Andrew Tate as a neighbor.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There are people claiming that the West should do more diplomacy with Russia. I wonder how come they missed all the attempts by Macron, Merkel, Scholz, Guterres and the infamous red carpet in Anchorage. Sure, you can call Kremlin again to hear the same "nyet". So what's the point?
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sorry, "Foreign Policy". Didn't pay for the paywall. Clueless Westerners who think they will just come to Russia with their money to enjoy the "shared values" of "anti-wokeness"... They are just, well, clueless Westerners. Don't need to read how it ends, I know it.
A screenshot from Foreign Policy article about one Leo Hare, a "pious Christian fom Texas", who came to Russia because he hated the woke ideology, and is now homeless with his family, being swindled out by the non-woke Russians
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Many pro-Russian accounts present current missile attacks on Kyiv as "retaliation" for Ukrainian attacks. In reality, Russia is bombing Kyiv from day one. The only thing that changed is that Ukraine is now firing back.
Screenshot from 2022 article on Fox News, displaying residential buildings in Kyiv destroyed by Russian bombing
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A pro-Russian Western idiot on Twitter literally thought Wildberries warehouse is a warehouse storing berries (sometimes even a factory making them). In order to support Russia, you need to know nothing about Russia (and be stupid enough to think berries are made in factory).
A screenshot from Twitter by pro-Russian idiot Ethan Levins, who claims Ukraine attacked "a wild berry facility"
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Before Russian invasion of 2014, Donetsk was one of the richest cities in Ukraine. Now they have no water, because invasion destroyed the aqueduct. They started to build a new one, but for 12 yrs nothing happened until today: kleptocrats who stole the money were arrested. Pipes still dry, though.
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It seems that Alex Jones still believes the moment when Putin takes the mythical "gloves off" is coming soon. But right after the Rapture, of course.
A screenshot from Alex Jones Twitter claiming Putin is "ready to take the gloves off".
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Eastsplaining @eastsplaining.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Back in high school, I used to read a lot of Russian literature. So let me tell you: Dostoyevsky, Tolstoy, Turgenev, Gorky, Sholokhov, Shalamov, Limonov, Prilepin, they all describe Russia as hell of depraved sadists and addicts. If the main protagonist tries to be good, everyone calls him "idiot".
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