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Chris B.

@tenderchris.bsky.social
7.7K followers 1.2K following 1.6K posts

Queer & Autistic. 🌈 Mentally I live in the Sonic Adventure 2 Chao Garden. Physically I live in ATX. 🤠

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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also a friendly reminder that paying artists for commissions instead of using ai to generate slop is cool and sexy
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My favorite artist @aspirinoverdose.bsky.social drew me with my favorite character Amy Rose 😍
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🖤
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me working in tech 🤝 Me doing comedy “Stand-ups are fucking insane.”
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same photo
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pondering
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The entire staff at both the nearby Lowe's and Home Depot know me now
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drenched
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait what set is that??
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who is coming over to help me build this? 👀
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thursday pump
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AWW
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do I tell my trade he’s trade?
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dog, diligently warding off potential suitors before they can disappoint me.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My YouTube algorithm knows me so well...
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Besties 👯 @cozygayboy.bsky.social
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@cozygayboy.bsky.social and plz read my acknowledgements so you don't yell at me
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Acknowledgements: I was really torn between Fire Red and Legends Arceus, but I need to replay that one to confirm. Dawn of the Bloodwalker honestly might make it on this list after I beat it. I'm obsessed. Honorable mentions that almost made it: Blue Prince, OneShot, and Night in the Woods.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's soooo good and I keep wanting to replay it
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its my heart
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@cozygayboy.bsky.social now if I ever say something is one of my favorite games of all time and it's not on the list you have permission to yell at me
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After much thought... my Top 9 Games
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursday pump
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FML
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Growing up with Pokémon has made the world a more magical place 😄
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the most hilarious freak accident- I accidentally squat into a wooden peg and cut and bruised around my hole
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Post-gym pump
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve discovered my Pokémon personality type is Croagunk. I'm processing this news.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hinge just called me a bottom and I don't like it
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think I just walked in on something... @cozygayboy.bsky.social
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm mad it's only Tuesday
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My favorite stage of dating is when a guy asks for my Instagram, sees what I’m actually like, and quietly decides we’ve gone far enough.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hinge is just Grindr with throw pillows
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Accidentally mortified my straight neighbors at their Longhorns party because I forgot to close the blinds before eating fried chicken in my underwear.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just finished painting my walls and I guess these are my paint clothes now
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Forced to be very social this weekend send your thoughts and prayers
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I match my house
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Was so excited about Zelda I almost forgot there was a Nintendo direct today ahhh
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me checking in on my partner during sex
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Never
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm sorry for anyone who felt attacked from reading this post
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The gay friendship pipeline: 1. Follow him because he's hot 2. Flirt for 3-6 business months 3. Never hook up 4. Become platonic best friends for the next 15 years
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me and my cockblocker ❤️
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
GAWWWGEOUS
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But daddy I love him
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Should have censored those oops
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
First game I’ve bought at launch in years. Turns out narrative-driven games can still be good when they aren’t designed around a quarterly earnings call.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dramatic af morning light
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I told my date, “Wow, you have beautiful eyes.” He said, “Thanks! They’re hereditary.” I said, “Glad you got blue eyes and not Parkinson’s.” There will be no second date.
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Chris B. @tenderchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I feel attacked
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