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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

hbd! sharing something on theme 🍰

Cross stitch magnet with a slice of orange cake that says “Coming Nana”

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

some early #ofmd s2 memes that are still saved on my phone for your enjoyment

OFMD s2 meme made by xray_vex which is a screenshot of Izzy and Ed from s1 e4 standing in front of Stede’s curio cabinet. On Izzy is says “my boss asking if i’m done with that project yet” and on Ed’s superimposed disassociating face it says “me unable to function due to new gay pirate content”

OFMD s2 meme made by incorrectofmds which is a screenshot from s2 e8 of Ed running on the beach with sword in hand, on top of him it says “OFMD S2”

Behind him, the British navy guy he just slashed is flying through the air and on top of him it says “social life, hydration, responsibilities, a full nights sleep”

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My accessories today included Samba’s scarf and my bracelet from our Mystic meetup, Jackie is always on my keys 🫶 And! I got to tell new people about #OFMD & People of Earth today! #WeNeverLeft🏴‍☠️

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dabbling in kinktober, come along to see what the ‘tiny love’ lads get up to ‘crazy colors in the grey, our love’ archiveofourown.org/works/93752941 tags to be added by chapter, today’s prompt: smoking #ofmdkinktober #ofmd #ofmdnsfw

Screenshot from ao3 of the fic “crazy colors in the grey, our love” by 5VeryHappyYears.

The summary reads: “Stede has a small dick. Ed adores it. Let's see what the 'tiny love' lads get up to this kinktober...”

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

won’t be in la tomorrow but I just got this, next best thing!

Special 10th anniversary box for Hunt for the Wilderpeople

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ace & Aro OFMD Fandom Survey results are in! 💜💚 Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who participated, 157 responses far exceeded my expectations Recommend viewing on desktop instead of mobile if you are able, tinyurl.com/yb695t57 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath #Aromantic #Asexual

Graphic for the Ace & Aro Our Flag Means Death Fandom Survey. The background is a pale blue. The header text is a purple handwritten font. The body text reads: "A community survey for asexual and aromantic fans of Our Flag Means Death, conducted anonymously July - Aug 2026". On the left side of the text there is an image of a green bottle with a letter inside and on the right is a matching purple bottle.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I love that these were back to back on my feed 😂

2 posts next to each other on my feed.

The top by xrayvex reads: “spotted in parking lot: a minivan w/ a sticker that says "Dad in the streets, Daddy in the sheets" - ok, i see you, Stede Bonnet”.

The second post by cannibalxing reads: “I saw a van with a license plate today that Was 1MOREAU and I bet it was like a business owned by somebody named "Moreau" but I read it obviously as ONE MORE AU which is what a lot of us say as we scroll AO3 too late at night when we should be asleep”.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

saw some fun street art today 🏳️‍⚧️

Chalk drawing on the base of a grey lamppost. It has a large transgender symbol in the middle drawn in white chalk with squiggles of blue, green, and white around it. Inside the circle of the symbol “you were made to be art” is written in grey.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This fic is now complete! 🍑💦🥃 "Peaches, Cream, Whiskey" Mary / Ed / Stede rated E ~ 7k tags👇 archiveofourown.org/works/92761471 #OFMDBisexualWeek #ofmdnsfw #ofmd

Graphic for the fic “Peaches, Cream, Whiskey” by 5VeryHappyYears. OFMD Bisexual Week 2026, Mary/Ed/Stede, rated E. The background image is three peaches in a row, the center one is cut in half to show the pit. There is a soft pink sheet texture overlaid on the image and the text boxes are the same yellow-orange as the inside of the peach.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Time for some closeups! (I don’t have an orange for scale like @owltrousers.bsky.social but I do have a persimmon 🍊this is 6’’ x 12’’) #LaVieEnFrames #ofmd

Photo of a magazine paper collage of Ed and Stede kissing with a radial yellow background. The collage is sitting on a magenta chair cushion with a persimmon shown for scale.

Closeup of the collage showing Stede’s back, Ed’s hands are on his shoulder.

Closeup of the collage showing Ed’s face and hair.

Closeup of the collage showing them kissing.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

S1 Jim has this box in their pocket at all times

Novelty box of “emergency beards” on a store shelf, it includes three colors of fake beards: brown, black, and red.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Found: 1 ship + crew of leather daddies asking when their Captain is coming back 😬

Small model of the Queen Anne’s Revenge on the shelf in a gift shop

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Happy weekend, here’s chapter 3! Ed’s POV this time 💦 archiveofourown.org/works/927614...

Chapter 3 summary for the E rated Mary / Ed / Stede fic “Peaches, Cream, Whiskey” which reads:
Muscles deep in his groin and belly clench with the surge of heat that overtakes him. "Fucking hell, Mary, holy shit."

Stede makes a pained noise from the chair to his left.

Shit! Stede! He'd been so entranced by Mary's tits he'd almost forgotten that Stede has his dick out a few feet away.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wake up babe, new Blackbeard’s Bar & Grill & Delicacies & Delights just dropped! 🏴‍☠️

Tshirt design printed in white on black with a human skeleton riding a marlin fish skeleton pointing forward and holding a trident.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

he can’t keep getting away with this (jk I’ll take 15 more albums) spending the weekend with my family and you better believe they will be listening on repeat whether they like it or not

Screenshot of lyrics from the song “Ring The Bell” by Orville Peck “Another reckless man with a master plan / To get himself kicked outta hell”.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Chapter 2 is up! 🍑 archiveofourown.org/works/927614...

Chapter 2 summary from the E rated Mary / Ed / Stede fic “Peaches, Cream, Whiskey” which reads:
“One week later, a bright but crisp late September Sunday, they put the plan into action.

Mary meets them at the front door.
She's barefoot, hair piled high in a bun like most days, and wearing a black jersey tank dress, long and loose around her legs. The neckline is modest but the fabric clings to her curves, she clearly isn't wearing a bra.”

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

jesus christ, he’s done it again 😭

Screenshot of lyrics from the song Mule by Orville Peak that read “you can look back in regret, but you’re bound to hurt your neck”.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Happy #OFMDBisexualWeek to all who celebrate! Peaches, Cream, Whiskey Chapter 1/4 Mary/Ed/Stede 🩷💜💙 archiveofourown.org/works/92761471

Screenshot from ao3 of the fic “Peaches, Cream, Whiskey”. It is rated E and the relationship is Mary Allamby, Ed, and Stede. It is chapter 1 of 4.

The summary reads:
He always wants to make Ed happy, wants to give Ed everything he wants. And, if what Ed wants is to fuck his ex-wife... well, Stede was intrigued enough to say yes.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Literally Stede in the following chapter……

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ohh I like the touch of orange in it this is what I’m currently sitting on lol, I can’t crochet but I thrifted this a few years ago

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

New lil chapter of tiny love for your #SexualSunday 🖤 archiveofourown.org/works/749621...

Screenshot from ao3 of chapter 9 from the fic “you get me high on a tiny love”.

The summary reads:
“He spots Ed's discarded gloves on the bedside table, slips one on, and snakes his hand down between their bodies...”

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

All I need is you Part 5: Sleep sunrise, admiration, morning sex 1.2k words rated E archiveofourown.org/works/92401851

Graphic for the final fic in the series. It is titled "All I need is you". It is part 5 with the prompt sleep and is rated E. The background image is rumbled sheets and pillows. The background colors are yellow, pink, and orange like a sunrise.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Come here baby, come a little closer Part 4: Warmth, Good Food, Orgasms picnic date, proposal, outdoor sex 2.7k words rated E archiveofourown.org/works/92210971

Graphic for the fic titled "Come here baby, come a little closer". It is part 4 with the prompts warmth, good food, orgasms and is rated E. The background image is a sunset over the ocean, the foreground shows small purple flowers growing on a sand dune. The background colors are orange, pink, and purple to look like sunset.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You've got my heart, I've got your hand, so we are safe and sorted Part 3: Night fireside flirting, cozy, Stede's glasses 880 words rated T archiveofourown.org/works/92139166

Graphic for the fic titled "You've got my heart, I've got your hand, so we are safe and sorted". It is part 3 with the prompt night and is rated T. The background image is a log burning in a fireplace. The background colors are dark red, purple, and navy blue which represent the wine they drink and Ed's blue robe.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I just wanna fold you up and keep you warm Part 2: Domesticity folding stuff, chores, getting frisky 800 words rated M archiveofourown.org/works/92135916

Graphic for the fic titled "I just wanna fold you up and keep you warm". It is part 3 with the prompt domesticity and is rated M. The background image is a clothesline with white sheets hanging on it in a grassy area. The background colors are very light blue and green to represent the sky and grass.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am free whenever you're in front of me Part 1: Morning waking up together, first year, making memories ~1.5k words rated M archiveofourown.org/works/92112361

Graphic for the fic titled "I am free whenever you're in front of me". It is part 1 with the prompt morning and is rated M. The background image is a group of seashells and starfish on sand. The background colors are blue and golden yellow to represent Ed and Stede's robes.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

All I Need's A Fraction of Your Happy Heart a complete series in 5 parts for Innkeepers Week 2026, each fic linked individually in the thread Ed & Stede full series ~7k words rated T-E archiveofourown.org/series/6551246

Graphic title card for a fic series called "All I Need's A Fraction of Your Happy Heart" by 5 Very Happy Years, this username is all one word using the numeral 5. It is a series for OFMD Innkeepers Week 2026. The pairing is Ed and Stede. It is a series of 5 stories rated T through E. The text of the graphic is black and the title is in a handwriting style cursive font. This font is used for all of the following graphics too. The background image is a sunset view from a sand dune overlooking the ocean. The background colors are peach and pink.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ooohhh that raspberry looking one 😋 I don’t really have anything new or in progress to share but here’s a gift that I made for a friend’s birthday earlier this year 🌷

Abstract floral mandala style blackwork embroidery on ivory aida cloth. The design is stitched in autumnal tones of pink, purple, orange, mustard, and green floss.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

#InnkeepersWeek Day 6: Sleep “All I need is you” archiveofourown.org/works/92401851 ps: I think this the best thing I’ve written so far 🧡

Screenshot from ao3 of the gentlebeard fic “All I need is you”.

The summary reads:
Ed is watching Stede sleep.
Dawn has broken, painting Stede in impossible shades of peach and gold.
Day 6 of Innkeepers Week: Sleep

Screenshot of the tags for the same fic, it is rated E and is 1228 words.

The tags are:
innkeeper era, Post-Canon, Sunrises, Domestic Bliss, Romance, my god Ed is so in love wow, Blackbeard Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Sleep, Watching Someone Sleep, Stede snoozes while Ed admires him, Body Hair, Stede Bonnet Has a Big Dick, Morning Sex, Somno Adjacent, Anal Sex, Bottom Blackbeard Edward Teach, Riding, Morning Wood, poetically bouncing on it,
Fanart Welcome

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I love this one so much but seeing Ed sit in the water wearing leather makes me think of

Bret and Jemaine from FOTC wearing their shrunken leather blazers

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

And for the lady (gn), perhaps a bedtime story? aka: come for the picnic, stay for the fuzzy tummy 😉

Stock photo waiter’s hands holding a silver platter and dome.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

#InnkeepersWeek Day 4: Warmth, Good Food, Orgasms “Come here baby, come a little closer” archiveofourown.org/works/92210971

Screenshot from ao3 of the gentlebeard fic titled “Cone here baby, come a little closer”.

The summary reads:
“Stede has set up a picnic supper for them this evening. He's arranged comfy layers of blankets and cushions in the grass just shy of the dunes overlooking the sea... A bottle of their favorite brandy and two small glasses wait next to the posy of purple wildflowers he picked for Ed earlier in the afternoon.

Day 4 of Innkeepers Week:
Warmth, Good Food, Orgasms

Screenshot of tags for the same fic, it is rated E and is 2707 words.

The tags are:
innkeeper era, Post-Canon, a few years later, Picnic Dates, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard Edward Teach, Blackbeard Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet,
their brandy rituals are intricate,
Food as a Metaphor for Love, Flowers, this was supposed to be PWP but whoops Ed had other ideas, Domestic Bliss, Romance, Fluff, Established Relationship, Fluff and Smut, Lots of kissing, Stede loves Ed's belly, Belly Kink, Body Hair, Outdoor Sex, Hand Jobs, Licking, Grinding, Marriage Proposal, Engagement, Fanart Welcome, warmth + good food + orgasms, giving Ed Teach everything he wants, Come Eating

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

New Soap Day! Penny B’s Bare Honey, now I can smell like the bears at Yosemite :) 🐻

A bar of Penny B’s Bare Honey soap in the package which features a picture of a black bear in the woods. This soap is specifically made for the gift shop at Yosemite.

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Perhaps remembering the feeling of seeing s2 Ed for the first time will improve your day? You got this 💪🏻

Taika dressed as s2 Ed driving a golf cart and looking fine as hell

First still of s2 Ed from the Vanity Fair article

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

#InnkeepersWeek Day 3: Night “You've got my heart, I've got your hand, so we are safe and sorted” archiveofourown.org/works/92139166

Screenshot from ao3 of the gentlebeard fic “You've got my heart, I've got your hand, so we are safe and sorted”

The summary reads: Ed is fresh from the bath, draped in his blue velvet robe. He pads down the hall to the sitting room, toweling his lavender scented hair as he goes, ready to join Stede for a cozy nightcap.

Day 3 of Innkeepers Week: Night

Screenshot of tags for the same fic, it is rated T and is 879 words, the tags are:
innkeeper era, Post-Canon, Domestic Bliss, Fluff, Romance, Fireside flirting, they're so cozy, Reading, Wine, Blackbeard Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Established Relationship, Stede wears his reading glasses and Ed really likes them, Podfic Welcome, Fanart Welcome

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

#InnkeepersWeek Day 2: Domesticity “I just wanna fold you up and keep you warm” archiveofourown.org/works/92135916

Screenshot from ao3 of the gentlebeard fic “I just wanna fold you up and keep you warm”.

The summary reads: “Once all of the holes in their little house had been patched and they'd figured out a steady food supply, Ed started tinkering. He's gotten really into doing their laundry, he's devised a whole laundry system.

Day 2 of Innkeepers Week:
Domesticity”

Screenshot from ao3 showing the tags for the same fic, it is rated M and is 810 words.

The tags are:
innkeeper era, Post-Canon, Domestic Bliss, Fluff, Romance, Laundry, Ed is folding stuff and that's okay, Ed uses his skills to make chores interesting, they're in love, they get a little frisky at the end, Podfic Welcome, Fanart Welcome, implied outdoor sex, Neck Kissing, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard Edward Teach, Established Relationship

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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Here we go! #InnkeepersWeek Day 1: Morning “I am free whenever you’re in front of me” archiveofourown.org/works/92112361

Screenshot from ao3 showing the fic summary for “I am free whenever you’re in front of me” which reads: “Ed keeps his old Blackbeard dagger on the table next to the bed. Just for security, just in case. He sleeps on the side closer to the door. Just in case.

The dagger hasn't seen any real action in months, no fingers or toes or eyeballs. But, every day since they moved into this ramshackle little dream home, Ed has used it to make one precise cut.”

Screenshot from ao3 showing the tags for the same fic, it is rated M for suggestive language and mention of sex but has no smut, it is 1491 words.

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