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Ben Templesmith

@templesmith.bsky.social
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Australo-American. Grumpy rabble rouser. Co-created 30 Days of Night, you know, that became that film. Writer, artist, cephalopod, cat & horror enthusiast. Annoyingly for you, still here.

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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 2h
“Legalized corruption” & it’s supporting jargon language is what I tend to call it.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 2h
Boston might have had a little rebellion, what with some tea in a harbor, but I live where the first real American rebellion took place. ( The Whiskey Rebellion! ) Thus I’m blending average clam chowder with proper whiskey to celebrate the refusal to follow all rules & masters.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 3h
I mean… maaaaybe. But Asia is a massive continent & Europe is not one, so seems weird to put it in the name? Let’s just all be Asians?
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 3h
No time for proper Inktober this year. So instead follow Jeremy’s! I’ll do s sporadically “Dinovember” or something if I can. As I want more knobbly Dino heads!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 3h
Boston I am inside you. I’ll be gentle & considerate.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 3h
Judge decides Elon can keep making child porn. Disgusting.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 3h
Both had best fighter planes of WW2 at various stages? Spitfire & Zero! 😅 You Asians, both Eastern & Western are so cool!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah, have noticed Britain is an odd breeding ground for such things that way.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 5h
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Mark Powers: You Are One Smart Cookie
ALT: Mark Powers: You Are One Smart Cookie
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 5h
I could think of fewer horrors than somehow being kind of conscious when my brain is removed & abused for drug company profits. Make it a head shot. Make yourself unusable! Just in case they bring you back!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 5h
Uuuuuh if you’re going to end yourself, in the future, & donate your body to science ( or maybe they’ll take it anyway ) make sure whatever you do, your brain becomes mush mush. I wouldn’t risk a living death like this. www.science.org/content/arti...
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Not alive, but not dead: disembodied human brains used for drug testing
By restoring some functions to intact brains from deceased donors, the startup Bexorg hopes to create a better drug development test bed for neurodegenerative diseases
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 6h
“Fuckwit at Guardian writes opinion piece citing NHS & “customer satisfaction” because idiot economist confused what “patients” are.”
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 6h
Hope you wipe up after yourself when you’re done!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 6h
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Ansel Elgort & Chloe Grace Moretz Hug
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 6h
You seem as bad an influence as the people you say you loathe, at this point it seems. You’re definitely trying to do their work for them, over anything resembling the best outcome people can get.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
I’m not going to flip that dog over, when it has a battling gun pointed at me!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
The one time a Pope does something good for humanity instead of covering up sexually abusing children. The world has flipped. I’m with this guy.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
You are my John Connor.
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John Connor's 'I Knew Our Enemy' Quote
ALT: John Connor's 'I Knew Our Enemy' Quote
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
Am ready & willing to join the resistance once the collapse begins! Sign me up!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
Fucking Nader man…
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Ralph Nader: Green Party in 2000
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
So, technically he still votes like a centrist democrat much of the time. But what comes out of his mouth & his actual job ethics are terrible & leave us all with the impression he’s far worse than he actually is. ( compared to a standard brain dead republican I mean )
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
I’m more worried about the killer robots once they connect their future chatbots to them. I want to negate them from a distance. We could render their power over us obsolete? Imagine turning their shitty hardware to garbage with a quick pulse. 😂
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
I hope you mean in the primaries? Cos you didn’t have much option in the general really, no? That Dr Oz charcuterie bowed fellah still seemed far worse?
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
He’ll flip to being a Republican for “real” probably. We need to make him irrelevant!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
How hard is it to make some sort of EMP device & how close to the data centers/killer robots would you need to be? Plan for the ai apocalypse now.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 7h
Pathetic meat sack waste of congressional space, wasting time repping the state I live in. Perhaps I’ll be able to vote him out if he actually runs next time. PA can’t wait to fire this slobby slug. newrepublic.com/post/215913/...
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John Fetterman Mistakenly Calls Himself a “Lifelong Republican”
The Pennsylvania senator made an embarrassing Freudian slip while trying to defend his politics.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 8h
That’s another hill I’ll die on. tomatoes are fruits! Put it in a salad & what you got? FRUIT SALAD!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 8h
I would have used British people as the example, but they live on an island off the coast of Asia. So they’re like the Western Asian version of the Japanese.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 8h
Big Mongol history fan. Know they have you rather a hard time once. Among… others. 😓
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 8h
Cos you’re on the landmass & there definitely aren’t any mountains separating you from whatever dreaded thing is coming at you from the East ( yeah I know, you guys have always had it rough )
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 8h
I’ve already made them lock away ALL the creamer, Tana! 😂
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 9h
Going to start to refer to us white people as simply “Western Asian”. What sort of deluded insecurities mean a Han Chinese person & an Indian are both “Asian” but a Polish person isn’t, when they all share the same landmass? Europe is just a vibe continent! It doesn’t really exist!
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Man's Hilarious Confused Look
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CNN @cnn.com · 22h
A CNN investigation has found that while Jared Kushner acted as a key Middle East peace negotiator, his private equity firm held the largest stake in an Israeli company backing businesses tied to Israel’s military campaign in Gaza, including its largest arms manufacturer. cnn.it/4AIwBQs
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 9h
Best Of 2000AD cover what I did #dayofdredd
Digital painting, cover illustration for Best Of 2000AD book. A scene on the mean streets of Mega City One
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 9h
Yup yup. Explains a looooot of people, & why this putrid tech needs to be regulated like class A drugs. Ai is so harmful to *everything & everyone*, all so a few bloated parasites can get rich off delusional morons. /end daily anti ai rant.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 9h
The best flight delays are where they tell you 12 hours in advance & you get 2 hours extra sleep & still keep your upgrade with a new connection. Flights to Boston seem cursed to me. I had to cancel last Wickedcon thanks to the airline. Let’s see if I actually make it today. Come say hi tomorrow!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 17h
I dunno, if it could just be framed as a massive tax cut for everyone but the wealthy, & as “freedom” from being tied to an employer & job you hate… it’d be nice. The US has so much less “freedom” than most civilized countries that way. Gods know why I put up with it here!
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 17h
I know… I know. 😓
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Neil Patrick Harris: Sad Sigh
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 17h
That thing everyone else in the regular world already knows, as their lived experiences generally, but many Americans refuse to believe, instead it’s “dark socialist devil magic”. Maybe someone will explain it enough so morons understand how much they’re being fleeced for misery? I can dream.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 20h
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Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski: I like your style, Dude.
ALT: Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski: I like your style, Dude.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 20h
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Shirley Temple's Infectious Laugh
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 22h
Goddamn love this man. & I *never* expect a politician to be perfect but…
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JK Woodward @jkwoodward.bsky.social · 23h
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Behemoth is coming… — The Art of JK Woodward
In 2010 a mutual friend put Marvel writer Chris Kipiniak ( Nightcrawler, Marvel Adventures ) and I together at the famous Dominie's Hoek bar in Queens with the idea that we should be working toget...
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Cat Staggs NYCC AA-i3 @catstaggs.bsky.social · 22h
"We did it anyway, even though we knew we were wrong. We really didn't care"- Justice Alito fixed it for you...
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 22h
Yep. We pick & choose our battles. I’m not one to call for fantasy boycotts when so many can’t afford to. We all can just do our bit. I wish I could ditch Amazon but it’s too ingrained in my life dammit.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 22h
How do I do that? Can I just call Elon a cunt or something? My account is still there. It makes me so sad to delete it…
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 23h
It usually takes a lot to get me to boycott things, cos I am inherently lazy. But Nazis & pedo enthusiasts will get me every time. Everyone has their lines, I guess. I still enjoy my Starbucks light roast lattes from time to time. If other local cafes offered light roast, I'd happily ditch them.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 23h
I have friends who still post on X. Run by a guy who's a literal Nazi when it comes to race stuff, who also argues his slop machine, that stole from us all, should be allowed to make child porn (!?!) So yeah, I wish they wouldn't. Zuckerturd is almost as bad, so I use meta crap sparingly now too.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PSA: The Trump administration changed the form used to register and request absentee ballots, removing the checkbox for US citizens who have never lived in the US(even though some are eligible to vote under state law). The change could block eligible voters and was made without proper public notice.
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Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 23h
On your marks, ready, set, SHIT.
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