Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One more for the road. Sam Altman is some sort of cognitively stunted non human, who appears to hate humans & wants us all gone. 3231
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who is insuring the Pittsburgh naked handyman?? 281
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It still makes me chuckle that some Americans find it hard to round up or down, or are so addicted to expensive digital payment devices that such a simple thing becomes impossible. What, as a civilization, have we done?!? Every other country got rid of theirs, & functions just fine in commerce? 3100
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Boston might have had a little rebellion, what with some tea in a harbor, but I live where the first real American rebellion took place. ( The Whiskey Rebellion! ) Thus I’m blending average clam chowder with proper whiskey to celebrate the refusal to follow all rules & masters. 0120
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yup yup. Explains a looooot of people, & why this putrid tech needs to be regulated like class A drugs. Ai is so harmful to *everything & everyone*, all so a few bloated parasites can get rich off delusional morons. /end daily anti ai rant. 1144
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The best flight delays are where they tell you 12 hours in advance & you get 2 hours extra sleep & still keep your upgrade with a new connection. Flights to Boston seem cursed to me. I had to cancel last Wickedcon thanks to the airline. Let’s see if I actually make it today. Come say hi tomorrow! 130
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That thing everyone else in the regular world already knows, as their lived experiences generally, but many Americans refuse to believe, instead it’s “dark socialist devil magic”. Maybe someone will explain it enough so morons understand how much they’re being fleeced for misery? I can dream. 3369
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026All Democratic candidates should now be measured in Jon Ossoffs. Kamala Harris? 2 Ossoffs. AOC? 10 Ossoffs. Fetterman? -5 Ossoffs. 2120
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Beware. Thankfully I’m never updating my version of Photoshop… if I can help it. It’s pre-Ai junk infused. I still need to learn an alternative & swap away from rancid Abobe “products”. All they can do is lie to boost their fantasy “ai”stats & keep the “ai dream” alive & the expense of us. 4184
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dignity. Self respect. Social cues. Charisma. A body not built like a bloated toad. The love of his children once they’re old enough to realize much about him. A country’s true soul that will thankfully outlive him as a parasite on its host. 1191
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m always trying to figure out what’s going on with my Mac & scripts sometimes. It default opens in LibreOffice. I assumed it was all good as parts of it are fine, but then other bits come out as complete hilarious gibberish or some lost language. ( I always print out me scripts. ) 240
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's a vaguely reputable poll... if Florida is actually in play... it's Republican apocalypse time. ( I hope ) 250
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Aaaahahahaha. This just gets better. How hard is it to avoid working with people cheerfully connected with this guy?? 1113
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Got the little bastard. I expect I’ll bitch & moan about the pain once the numb stuff wears off a little, like a typical man. ( but hey, we don’t get those pain endorphins that kick in, since we never have to deal with child birth! ) 2131
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s too bad bluesky prefer to bow to the pedophile fan party instead of just paying for some lawyers to wait out Texas conservatives infantilisation of their population in the courts. I’m not giving my info just to use social media, sorry. “To protect kids” my arse. 3101
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Painting skulls for the thing, & I really should be packing for Dallas. ( no not the idiotic Republican convention, but FanExpo this weekend. ) 0191
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Increasingly upset to realize I won’t outlive some of the worst people on the planet. It was always a refuge to the chaos & horror that “oh, well at least I’ll outlive that miserable fuck” except that now I can see my time drawing to a close & some of the little shits are younger than me. 1100
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026One sixth of all Americans live in this Northeast megalopolis. It’s just 2% of US land area. And not a single high speed rail line. 1123
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026She always makes everything ok. Even if she never listens to me, constantly bosses me around, makes unreasonable demands all the time & treats me like the fucking furniture. 1220
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A little thing of beauty, coming soon from @ignitionpress.bsky.social @hackintimseeley.bsky.social @aaroncampbellarts.com & for some idiotic reason, me. Forgot how cute little ashcans can be. 3132
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026As an Australian with a West Aussie, general accent, it's at least good to know I live much closer to my American peeps right now. Always felt New Yorkers & Bostontonians spoke more proper than the other riffraff! 110
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Based on *current* polling, ( a lot can & will change ) from my favourite election stats website since the Bush vs Kerry election, www.Electoral-vote.com that I check almost daily. They average out all the polls. 050
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hmm. Never heard it reversed like that! At least not growing up. Peas always come first! Usually over here it’s just “split pea with ham” on cans of it. Otherwise, they call it my way… just saying. 😇 110
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 21/08/2026All I want to know is, is this fuckwit responsible for them *not* paying for their own power in the first place?? He’s gonna run for president too. Ungh. 080
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I did like Threads, I’ll admit. But I became a demon anti ai shitposter there. So gone now. Always amused Zuckerturd named it after the “best” nuclear holocaust film ever made though. 020
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A couple of these points I find dubious. The rest, completely frightening. We could already just search for info on the web. Now apparently we need this crap for dotards to be spoon fed the exact same thing except being wrong half the time. explodingtopics.com/blog/ai-envi... 151
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Oh good news everyone! One of the scummiest people on the planet has just made up something again. Now we’ll all be even busier. 2256
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I must’ve missed the memo where I get grapes peeled for me & being able to use people as footstools while marrying my cousin, instead of living on ramen & making sure I can pay my rent each month. 55411
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Also, if it’s international cat day, here’s the platonic love of my life, Io. 0202
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Oh it gets better. Even if this is all fake, it’s quite glorious. 10441
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Sometimes I really love the country of my birth. Deranged selfish American christian trying to inflict his views on everyone on the train & he’s heckled, laughed at, & told to shut the fuck up. You can have your beliefs, but no one else needs to hear them unless requested. 5386
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’d thought they stopped making this years ago? Then I spied it on Amazon, since I always keep a little Ribena in the house. Americans are sadly less familiar with the joys of blackcurrants due to stupid old agriculture rules… but this should be glorious. Fizzy Ribena! 370
Ben Templesmith @templesmith.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It’s just exactly how Lindsay would have wanted it and how he lived: shitting on everyone. “He never saw a war he didn’t like” 000