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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A [[BIG SHOT]] you say?
Spamton from Deltarune. He's a pixelated sprite ot a strange little puppet man with black slicked-back hair and pink-and-yellow glasses.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I was born and raised as an American citizen but Israel is my homeland" Literally a Measurehead bit.
A quote from Disco Elysium.

YOU - "So you were born and raised on the islands, before you moved to Revachol?"
MEASUREHEAD - "I AM A DESCENDANT. THE NARROW STREETS OF ULUNBUIR ARE WITH ME IN MY GENETIC DREAMS, I SEE YOUNG SEMENESE WOMEN WALK INTO THE GREY MASS ON *ILE DU FANTÔME*, WAITING ON IMMACULATE CONCEPTION FROM THE PALE."
YOU - "So, you *did* come from the islands?"
MEASUREHEAD - "NO." He cranes his head. "I HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT. ON THE RADIO."
YOU - "So you're not really Semenese, you're just from Revachol."
MEASUREHEAD - "I'M FROM COURON..." He changes tactics: "AND NO, IT IS NOT *JUST* IN REVACHOL. THIS CITY IS CENTRAL TO THE SEMENESE STRATEGY. SPREADING THROUGH ITS TRADE NETWORKS OUR CULTURE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD."
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With alt text
INTRODUCTION

White supremacy is the unnamed political system that has made the modern world what it is today. You will not find this term in introductory, or even advanced, texts in political theory. A standard undergraduate philosophy course will start off with Plato and Aristotle, perhaps say something about Augustine, Aquinas, and Machiavelli, move on to Hobbes, Locke, Mill, and Marx, and then wind up with Rawls and Nozick. It will introduce you to notions of aristocracy, democracy, absolutism, liberalism, representative government, socialism, welfare capitalism, and libertarianism. But though it covers more than two thousand years of Western political thought and runs the ostensible gamut of political systems, there will be no mention of the basic political system that has shaped the world for the past several hundred years. And this omission is not accidental.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lived in Texas all my life but I grew up on so much media from all over the place that the only thing the test can definitively say is that I am not Midwestern.
A dialect results map showing hot spots in California, Texas, Florida, and Virginia/Maryland/Delaware.

"You talk most like someone from Maryland - 54% of your answers match a typical resident."

Cities most like you:
- San Francisco, CA, 53%
- Miami, FL, 53%
- Los Angeles, CA, 53%

Cities least like you:
- Minneapolis, MN, 47%
- Milwaukee, WI, 48%
- Omaha, NE, 49%
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They probably meant it like 🤗 but it always comes across more like this to me:
The facehugger from Alien, a long skinny scorpion creature with 8 long legs, the perfect length for wrapping around the head of its victim.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The tip of something is the part on the end of it. The foreskin is typically the furthest-protruding part of a natural penis, especially when not erect. Therefore the foreskin, not the glans, ia the tip of a natural penis.
The definition of "tip", noun.

1. The usually pointed end of something. Example: a pencil tip.

2. A small piece or part of something serving as an end, cap, or point.

Alternate form: "tipped", adjective.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ohh like from this meme!
A crudely-drawn cartoon. A group of people are having a discussion when another guy comes up and says "I do not like that thing". One of the guys from the discussion group leans over with a neutral expression and gives the interrupter a big thumbs up, then goes back to discussing while the interrupter stands to the side, silent.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's definitely AI though.
A cropped screenshot of the above image showing someone recording Spider-Man punching a Nazi on their smartphone, but the corner of the phone overlaps the sleeve of the person holding it in a way that should be impossible in a 3D space.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What did this guy ever do to you?
A picture of YouTuber Tom Scott in his iconic red t-shirt. The image is labeled "Tom Scott"
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A conversation on tumblr.

SnakeIceSnakeIce333 says "blinking again 😐😑😐😑😐😑"

GreenMossLoveIsReal1998ILoveYou says "Shut up"

Snake replies "I'm lit eraly just blinking you shut up"

Green responds "I'm going to poison you"

The post has 54,855 notes.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An ancient rusty bicycle standing in a grassy field. A machine gun is mounted to the head tube.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Here's what I got! I might be slightly audhd lol
Soul Virtues Extractor:

KINDNESS

No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel.

Kindness: 80%
Justice: 74%
Perseverance: 62%
Determination: 60%
Integrity: 59%
Bravery: 58%
Patience: 25%

These results are from Undertale.JadenTheJaded.UK
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You, probably:
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
LRT: Something Mamdani gets that I think most politicians don't is that the way to combat the right-wing media caricaturing you as something you aren't isn't to go onto their media and debate them, it's to drown them out with public proof of your real agenda. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
An excerpt from the linked article. 

The reforms are also at odds with the hysterical caricature of Mamdani being manufactured by Donald Trump, the Republican party, and rightwing media. The right has repeatedly depicted the mayor, and a wave of his fellow electeds from the Democratic Socialists of America, as raging anti-business radicals. Appearing on Fox News in May, Bruce Blakeman, the Republican nominee for New York governor, alleged that if “you own… a “small business, a grocery store, a bodega, Zohran Mamdani wants to take your property.”

“THE LEFT’S PLAN: CONTROL AND CONFISCATE,” read the Fox News chyron beneath Blakeman.

The small business initiatives Mamdani announced this week, however, amount to a sweeping program of deregulation – a term most often associated with free-market conservatives. Some of Mamdani’s opponents couldn’t help but praise him.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Look at every purple name in this excerpt. Otto Hahn - Resigned in protest of antisemitic law Fritz Strassman - Blacklisted Lise Meitner - Kicked out Otto Frisch - Left in 1939; prevented from returning by war Leo Szilard - Fled in 1933 Eugene Wigner - Left in 1930 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhatt...
An excerpt from the Wikipedia page on the Manhattan Project. 

The discovery of nuclear fission by Otto Hahn and Fritz Strassmann in 1938, and its theoretical explanation by Lise Meitner and Otto Frisch, made an atomic bomb using uranium theoretically possible. There were fears that a German atomic bomb project would develop one first. In August 1939, Leo Szilard and Eugene Wigner drafted the Einstein–Szilard letter, which warned of the potential development of "extremely powerful bombs of a new type". It urged the United States to acquire stockpiles of uranium ore and accelerate the research of Enrico Fermi and others into nuclear chain reactions. They had it signed by Albert Einstein and delivered to President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Today's accomplishment: Plastic printed circuit boards automated!
Another production line in my minecraft world. It's small and pretty simple, consisting of a water barrel, a tangle of small machines, and a few chemical reactors.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The fruits of my labor... delicious elements!
A screenshot of my minecraft inventory as I open a steel crate with six types of items in it, each a differently-colored pile of dust.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I should've majored in chemical engineering... platinum ore processing line
A group of multiblock machines covered in a rat's nest of pipes. The ore processing line from my previous posts is visible in the background.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Lindsay Graham jumping in front of a bullet for Mitch McConnell
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jax, a purple cartoon humanoid rabbit from The Amazing Digital Circus. He's wearing a maid dress and smirking, proclaiming "I'm wearing it ironically". His headmate, another copy of him wearing his normal coral-colored overalls, is glaring at him insecurely.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Processing complete! Now to make a barrel factory, lol
Another angle of the same Minecraft world, showing the factory with several new machines visible.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Trying to figure out how many barrels to make for the outputs
A periodic table in Minecraft made of copper blocks and item frames with an item of each element in its place on the table. Only about half of the table is filled in (so far).
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Leaving off here for the night 😴
A screenshot of part of a skyblock modded Minecraft base. In the courtyard of a partially-built mansion is a mess of blocky machines connected by tangles of wires and pipes. Some scaffolding is laid out to mark places where more machines are going to go in the future.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think this means I win politics :3
My test results:

91% woke, 9% chud
42% techbro, 58% neo-luddite
34% hope-pilled, 66% doomer
67% davos, 33% dubai

My closest match:
Zohran Mamdani, mayor of New York City (2026-present)
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Honestly I'm not too surprised at being Gangle and Jax because I bully myself constantly 🥲
A chart showing that I'm the most similar to Gangle and Jax, followed closely by Pomni, Kinger, and Zooble, but surprisingly different from Ragatha and Caine.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Okay, I won't.
Pomni taking the shotgun from the body of Baron Theodore Mildenhall in episode 3 of The Amazing Digital Circus. She says "Please don't come alive" and he responds "Okay, I won't".
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I think this is the meanest I've seen Carrot get so far (I'm halfway through the fifth elephant) and I'd say it pretty damn well qualifies as bastardry.
Have - have you got an appointment?' he said.
'I don't know,' said Carrot. 'Have we got an appointment?'
'I've got an iron ball with spikes on,' Nobby volunteered.
'That's a morningstar, Nobby.'
'Is it?'
'Yes,' said Carrot. 'An appointment is an engagement to see someone, while a morningstar is a large lump of metal used for viciously crushing skulls. It is important not to confuse the two, isn't it, Mr-?' He raised his eyebrows.
'Boffo, sir. But-'
'So if you could perhaps run along and tell Dr Whiteface we're here with an iron ball with spi- What am I saying? I mean, without an appointment to see him? Please? Thank you.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ah yes, the TIME EATER
The Time Eater, a final boss from Slay the Spire. It's a large green humanoid slug with tentacles wearing a purple robe and holding a large pocketwatch.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Here's what I was parodying
A tweet by LincolnFDRDemocrat.bsky.social. "Like the State of Israel, Hebrew is a fictitious creation of the Zionists. Its roots extend, not to the ancient Holy Land in which all Jews, including Jesus, spoke Aramaic, but to 1890s Europe where the plot to colonize Palestine was hatched. Nothing about Israel is real except its brutality."
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
An oddly photorealistic yet still cartoony model of Luigi from Mario Bros
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a poster not entitled to the sweat of his palms?
The underwater Art Deco city of Rapture from the game Bioshock.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i'm even more like her than i realized
Alex Chen from Life is Strange: True Colors sitting on a trunk in an orphanage. The ghost of her dead older brother Gabe stands beside the bunk beds in the background, watching her.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Well in that case, how about the rule of two?
A hologram of Darth Maul and Darth Sidious talking to the Neimoidians from the Star Wars prequels.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Screenshot of Steam. Cities Skylines: play time 2,147.9 hours, last played January 10th.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is the first one I got and I'm confused. Is this a thermal expansion joke??
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Having "not being Alex Lifeisstrange" dysphoria tonight
Alex Chen, the protagonist of Life is Strange: True Colors. She's a 21-year-old woman with a cool asymmetrical hairstyle almost like a slightly longer pixie cut. She's wearing a denim jacket with patches on it, and big glasses with thin red frames.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We are here
A sample graph of the population of a species over time. The population increases exponentially until it overshoots the carrying capacity, where it suddenly sharply decreases to return to equilibrium. The part of the graph in the initial downturn is circled.

The graph is captioned, "As a population grows, each individual gets a smaller share of the resources in the area. After a while, there are fewer births and more deaths. Eventually, the number of births equals the number of deaths."
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Name a third entry game you think is better than the first two.
A promo image for Wasteland 3, showing a squad of post-apocalyptic militants posing menacingly and brandishing guns on a backdrop of snowy cliffs and evergreen forest.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
This guy really reminds me of bike cuck for some reason lol. Or maybe feeding cats to coyotes guy.
An edit of the infamous bike cuck comic by Shenanigansen.

"My flag got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed out about it. But I think whoever stole it was probably more proud to tear it down than I had to spend to replace it. The total pride in the world increased. So, whatever."An edited version of the Feeding Cats to Coyotes tweet by Mike Primavera.

"My neighbor told me bigots keep stealing his yard signs so I asked how many signs he has and he said he just goes to the store and gets a new sign afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding yard signs to bigots and then his daughter started crying.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Wow, it's exactly the same plot hole that Adventure Time has
"Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something"

- Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Waow,,, 😵‍💫 I think my favorite bits would be one of these that could go either way or be collapsed flat.
A collapsible silicone funnel. It's composed of several concentric rings connected by flexible membranes so the rings can be pulled out or squished in.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Apologize to him :(
The pixelated skeleton Papyrus from Undertale, named after the font he speaks in. This picture is a close-up of his head in which he is crying a cartoonish tear from his right eyeball.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The battle screen from the game Undertale. The text reads "Lesser Dog shows no sign of stopping." The image is of a dog standing upright in a suit of armor holding a sword and shield, and the dog's neck has extended so far that its head is barely visible off the top of the screen.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Blue redstone...
Nikolite dust from the old Minecraft mod RedPower 2. It looks like redstone dust but blue.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Calvin and Hobbes comic, 4 panels.

Panel 1: Calvin is in the middle of running.

Panel 2: He screeches to a halt as his mom says, from out of frame, "Calvin, stop running through the house!"

Panel 3: Calvin turns to the camera and says "The law is on the books, but it would take all their resources to enforce it."

Panel 4: Calvin resumes running as his mom screams his name in exasperation.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Before credit scores, this was the tool banks used to give out loans:
The family guy meme where an inspector is holding up a reference card with samples of white skin tones and brown skin tones separated by a red line. (This version of the picture is a template, so there is no text on the card.)
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Jewish donors have been the number one funding mechanism of radical open-border, neoliberal, quasi-Marxist policies, cultural institutions and nonprofits. This is a beast created by secular Jews and now it’s coming for Jews, and they're like, ‘What on Earth happened?’ And it's not just the colleges. It's the nonprofits, it's the movies, it's Hollywood, it's all of it. -Charlie Kirk
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Philosophical compass. Where do you fall on it?
A political compass where all of the labels have been replaced by the names of philosophers. 
Authoritarian is replaced by Hobbes, monarchist and namesake of stuffed tiger, whose most famous work "Leviathan" is about the need for a strong central authority governing society and keeping the populace in line. 
Libertarian is replaced by Paine, American revolutionary and egalitarian. In his work "Rights of Man", he argued for a government that serves the people with a strong safety net.
Left-wing is replaced by Hume, an empiricist who believed that all knowledge is derived from sensory experience. He formulated the problem of induction, which meant that no knowledge could ever be perfectly correct.
Right-wing is replaced by Descartes, a rationalist famous for the statement "I think, therefore I am". He reasoned that all sensory experience could be a lie, therefore, only deduction could be trusted, and the one thing that can be deduced by anyone is that there is some kind of "self" doing the deduction. He believed that this self was separate from the body, a position known as dualism.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
🤨
A list of the largest states in the US.

Alaska is largest with 665 thousand square miles of area, followed by Texas with 268 thousand, and California with 163 thousand.

Florida is twenty-second with just 65 thousand square miles.
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Jupiter ♃ @tempestarubida.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Here's a better one.
A headline by the Onion: "Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet". Above the headline is a picture of a small, dry stone held in the palm of someone's hand. The rock doesn't look very cool.
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