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Telly Scott

@telly-scott.bsky.social
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Born to punch Nazis, forced to attend lecture Baby lawyer, emphasis on baby They/them/theirs

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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 11h
Getting upset by listening to a Supreme Court oral argument where they repeatedly mix up RCRA (Resource Conservation and Recovery Act) and RFRA (Religious Freedom Restoration Act)
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ifbookspod.bsky.social I’m suggesting an episode about Alice Goffman’s “On the Run”. One of my professors did a deep dive about the book and pointed out to our class that if what Goffman said is true, she basically conspired to commit a murder. www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2015/07/alic...
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Alice Goffman on the run - Lawyers, Guns & Money
That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or anoth...
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need so much weight on me rn but also my clothes touching my body is sending me
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looked at my student loan account for the first time since sophomore year of my undergrad. And folks? It doesn’t look good.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fact that Liberty Biberty is not AI is making me question my rule that shitty art is better than AI art.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doing that thing where I cycle through media but because my special interest is just politics and the law it’s just everything sucking in every media I turn to.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey pro tip for anyone looking to make an anti-nausea medication. Don’t fucking make it taste so bad that I have to question whether I’ll throw up from the taste before it starts working
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wish that they would let me use a hashtag as like an onomatopoeia rather than like for the function of a hashtag
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah shit I have to go to court now #sufferingfromsuccess
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They should invent a bathtub that doesn’t start draining immediately
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The review vs the result
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Constantly working on making my phone as dark as fucking possible
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m googling the difference between using “lay down” and “lie down” to make sure I use the grammatically correct in my everyday speech and grown people are fucking illiterate
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m fighting for my life today there’s so many small things going wrong
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
….i forgot
September 11 “never forget”
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I feel weird for having a body tonight. Like I’ve been handed a baby I don’t want to hold. I’m like what do I even do with this thing?
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thinking about the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The soup did not fix me I had to go to the ER instead
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Need me one of these to cure my migraine
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Would like to nominate my wife @jambscott.bsky.social for bestest wife ever award. I literally would have died today without them😭
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Idk what this says about me as a person, but the only prescription medications that have ever worked for me are also federally scheduled substances.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If a corporation is a person it should have kneecaps to break. Or at least one guy they pay to fistfight angry consumers.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
While perusing the Oklahoma Secretary of State Business Search website (as one does), I came across a company whose registered agent was “The Corporation Company.” I’m sorry? The CORPORATION COMPANY? Be so for fucking real
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m lowkey beefing with someone in the office building I work at because every time I go to use the bathroom, the toilet paper has been turned what I believe to be the wrong way, so I fix it. But every day it’s back the other way? I’m the only one allowed to be neurotic about this. Give it up.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
After years of cajoling, I’ve finally gotten my composer wife, @jambscott.bsky.social, to listen to @fivefourpod.bsky.social and now they’re writing a bassoon piece about their hatred for John Roberts.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Reviewing court documents and being like “ohhh both parties are leos that explains so much”
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I just watched an ad that was sponsored by another ad. These are the joys of late-stage capitalism.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How am I supposed to be a lawyer when my tummy hurts
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saw a sticker like this on a car this morning and I’ve never wanted to ram a car more in my life.
“Spoiled Oilfield Wife” where the “i” in “oilfield” is an oil rig.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m in the process of getting diagnosed with OCD and it’s fucked up to ask me if I obsess about whether my foods contaminated when literally all the food is contaminated
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This aged poorly
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I am so all for bringing children to classical music concerts like yes please introduce your children to music. But if you’re going to bring your SEVEN children and they’re all going to be eating the entire concert please I am BEGGING you to sit more than 2 feet away from me please please please😭
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love being on astrology TikTok and people being like, “you wanna know what sign it’s the worst to have this planet in?” And then it’s just my placements 😭
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My wife was talking about how they have the melody in an opera that has a motif that plays when the characters are having sex and I said, call that a “laid motif” and they didn’t even laugh like what am I supposed to do
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I know that name from somewhere. Like they’re definitely a character from somewhere. *googles the name* The Bible. They’re a character in the Bible.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cute unique Halloween costume idea: Liberty Biberty
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My soul would leave my body if I accidentally showed my hairdresser an AI generated picture of the hair I wanted
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Common shareholder (derogatory)
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In the age of vegetables contaminated with shit your pants disease, I think we should bring back this meme
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I guess it’s not really “Stars and Stripes Forever” because my wife says I can’t hum it in bed :/
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Because I live in Colorado I’m being constantly jump-scared by John Hickenlooper ads. I say jump-scared because he looks like a mummy.
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It should be illegal to ask about the powers of the President and Congress on the bar exam in this economy. Like “only Congress can declare war” ??? “Congress has the power to protect the right to vote”?? “You can’t be deported as a citizen without due process”?Like these days? Anything is possible
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I thank god every day that I don’t have kids
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Old Butstillkicken @oldbutstillkicken.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Not sure who still needs to hear this but; “HEALTHCARE BEFORE DATA CENTERS”
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Everyone was like “omg Pokopia is so cute such a silly little game!” No one was going to tell me how fucking HEART WRENCHING this is?!?
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I genuinely don’t have the words to express how much I hate AI
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Telly Scott @telly-scott.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Practicing for the bar exam by watching a the Clue movie and attempting to catalogue each crime committed
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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