Teko @teko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I take it daily as well, & my mom was recently told to start taking it. She called me to ask if it was supposed to be a slimy sludge. I had to explain that you can’t exactly wait to drink it. 230
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of my favorite screenshots of all time: Scout Finch as a ham. 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026No no you don’t get it, K-pop is actually really deep and complex and isn’t factory made bubblegum fluff, I swear 020
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Or!! They’d give you a bowl made of fake basement wood paneling & you’d go to a *salad bar* which had pizza-ish things like cold pepperoni and olives. 110
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Brother have you heard the good word of (checks notes) Sherrod Brown 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“What would it be like if 4chan & kiwifarms ran the country” is no longer a terrible thought experiment 040
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I went in last week for a cleaning, they were scaling my teeth to the sounds of The Chainsmokers feat. Coldplay 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Trying not to laugh as my dentist drills my teeth to the music of Bob Marley singing “Jammin’” 111
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I grew up with my dad's peanut butter & pickle sandwiches in my lunchbox at least once a week. He told me they were a standard at his school cafeteria (he was a teacher). 020
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s becoming increasingly important for the Pope to speak out about the twisted, bigoted, bizarro version of Catholicism that the US vice president is trying very hard to be the loudest voice of. 0346
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Exactly, I had to seek it out after being bombarded with “song of the summer! Year! Decade!?” hype from my job , I’d never heard it in the wild. But fast food places seem to play country-pop all the time these days. 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I only know of it because I do promos for radio stations, and it’s absolutely huge, despite being a completely middle of the road country-pop song. 110
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fun little tool that makes color or b/w Xerox copies of any image, you can jiggle/warp the image as it scans, layer images, or make copies of copies. snitscanner.xyz 0143
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Exactly, and Kickstarter / Stripe should not be the moral gatekeepers for what passes as acceptable, it’s unfair to small artists & creators. 020
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The “rules” around porn are so weird. It seems like porn is OK if it’s treated as comedy, as horror, or as Art. If it’s kinky stuff that’s “actually porn”, well then it gets judged differently. 120
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Also, surprisingly, there's been an indie resurgence of stop-motion films (partially because of Laika, partially thanks to del Toro). 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Unfortunately for the WH, CNN is scheduled to be the television pool for Xi's visit tonight, so without the passes, they might not have any TV coverage. 000
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve never put star anise in Cincinnati chili! Cinnamon, allspice, cloves, cumin, and cocoa powder typically. 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Brad Bird's Ray Gunn has a trailer (after almost 40 years)! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL-x...youtube.comRay Gunn | Official Trailer | NetflixYouTube video by Netflix 020
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Boots Riley's UmJammer Lammy Oliver Stone's Metal Gear Guillermo del Toro's Castlevania 110
Reposted by TekoMossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Rest in Beef, Gerrit Graham ;0; www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psj1...youtube.comPhantom Of The Paradise (1974) - Clip: Life At Last (HD)YouTube video by ScreamFactoryTV 26835
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026RFK Jr. wrote a book about his preference for Victorian-era miasma theory (bad smells carry disease) over germ theory. He’s always been a vaccine skeptic because he doesn’t believe in GERMS. 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I've never gone to one, but every time I've ever mentioned to a doctor that I've had trouble sleeping -- even casually -- they immediately want to refer me to a sleep specialist. So it's not surprising that they're insanely overbooked, ugh. 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Your old mattress is grateful for all of the years of companionship and farts, and is happily enjoying its retirement years. 000
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026As someone who's worked with Peter Max second-hand on several projects, TIL that Peter Max was still alive. www.nbcnews.com/news/obituar... 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That movie absolutely contributed to empathizing with household objects in a biiiig way. 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Honestly the whole "bestiality only happens when someone is forced to do it" thing reads to me like someone has pics of Kash with a goat as a college hazing prank or something and he's proactively removing that as a disqualification. 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I did not have “the FBI director specifically shrugs off bestiality as something that *happens to people*” on my bingo card this year, nope 140
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Speaking of bagpipes, will we be seeing you at Oktoberfest today? 121
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The resolution on the non-pro model on the right is pretty disappointing, hope they fix that before it ships :/ 020
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m sure it’s legit! He says he’s a diplomatic agent, and they’re always trustworthy, especially the ones that give away money on Signal. 020
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Overheard on the PA at Market Basket: "ALL DEPARTMENTS. NO BUENO. NO BUENO, ALL DEPARTMENTS." 250
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Fetterman frequently calls himself "brain damaged" and has repeatedly said that his stroke took away the empathy that was 'holding him back'. 100
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'd say at least 50% of my freelance design work these days consists of someone sending me a crappy flyer or banner ad they tried to do in ChatGPT and asking me to redesign it so that it's less crappy. 120
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 02/09/2026And Moulton gave up his House seat to run, so his Congressional career is essentially over. Love that for him. 010
Teko @teko.bsky.social · 02/09/2026 Exactly, they’re both weaseling by saying that they’re keeping the name for most of the world & only changing it for America to “comply”. 000
