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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn’t expect a Manos: The Hands of Fate cameo in the Exorcist: Martyrs trailer!
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The trailer for MATCHBOX: THE MOVIE looks like an SNL skit where they re-enact a Fast & the Furious movie but everyone keeps saying "Matchbox"
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look what they’ve done to my booooy
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No no you don’t get it, K-pop is actually really deep and complex and isn’t factory made bubblegum fluff, I swear
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fun little tool that makes color or b/w Xerox copies of any image, you can jiggle/warp the image as it scans, layer images, or make copies of copies. snitscanner.xyz
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm kinda busy today, anyone want $80.8 million?
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ADAM display at Funspot. I wanted one of these so badly when they came out — it was a PC that plugged into my ColecoVision! Thankfully my dad heard how crappy they were & got an Apple //e instead (eventually).
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Our Airbnb has many amazing Wii games such as - Winter Sports - Chocolat - Game Party - What About Bob? - City of Ember
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They even had a working Computer Space!
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
But nothing’s weirder that SNACKS N’JAXSON, where you play a clown with a stretchy neck who has to eat floating food while bouncing his nose off his face with sneezes.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m in the land of obscure arcade games (Funspot NH).
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember the annoying "Encyclopedia Britannica" kid from the 90s? Did you know he's Stan Freberg's son? Because I didn't (until five minutes ago). He's now a portrait photographer in NYC.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And that's not even mentioning the painful amounts of racism and cringeworthy attempts at Dr Strangelove political farce.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh cool, they showed off the hand-carved animals from the new carousel at Animal Kingdom... hang on... computer, enhance!
A bunch of Disney characters carved into carousel animals, including a capybara, Meeko, Simba, and BambiTimon as a carousel animal, looking very happy about the fact that you're riding on his upturned tail.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
TIL that for 2022, Qatar went with an anthropomorphic flying head-scarf instead of the original proposal of a spunky little falcon kid.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Last night we got to see Laurie Anderson & the Boston Symphony Orchestra debut two new pieces: “Amelia” and “What War is This?” while sitting on the lawn at Tanglewood.
The grounds of TanglewoodThe outdoor stage seatingLaurie Anderson in performance with the Boston Symphony Orchestra
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And of course, everyone's favorite toy, the light-up E.T. finger.
A toy shaped like E.T.'s finger with a light-up tip, which I'm sure was only used for pure and wholesome things
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Birthday dinner at the lovely Mooncusser.
The exterior of Mooncusser, BostonBluefin tuna, watermelon, tamarind, peanutsSteamed black cod, zucchini, tahini spice, lemon sauceMenu for Mooncusser
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love those birds! I saw this one in Tanzania —
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Eartha Kitt as Helen of Troy in Orson Welles’ stage production, 1950.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh my god.
In 2020, Don Hahn revealed that The Walt Disney Company had almost made an animated film titled Dufus which would have been an adaptation of The Catcher in the Rye "with German shepherds", most likely akin to Oliver & Company. The idea came from then CEO Michael Eisner who loved the book and wanted to do an adaptation. After being told that J. D. Salinger would not agree to sell the film rights, Eisner stated, "Well, let's just do that kind of story, that kind of growing up, coming of age story."
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just found one of the only images remaining of me playing hand drums with my old band. Inexplicably in a bookstore.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I tried the at-home doner kebab recipe & it worked well! Just mix up meat with some grated onion, yogurt, & spices, squish thin between layers of parchment paper, roll, bake, and you get decent fake doner meat.
Rolled up tubes of thinly pressed meat mixture.Thin, juicy, well spiced meat for wraps.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Kali maa, shakti de! Kali maaaaa!!”
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey, I’ve got these guys next to my desk, if that says anything…
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Throwback to the time my nephew (now a teen) went to the Columbus Zoo and Jack Hannah, wearing a ridiculous fake mustache, was working at one of the snack stands selling popcorn. He signed his hat and said "Don't tell anyone you saw me."
A five year old boy sitting on a counter as Jack Hannah of the Columbus Zoo, wearing a silly fake mustache, chats with him.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I love that a heroic typographer made a bootleg version of Montserrat called Gontserrat just to fix its terrible G (pictured here). www.dafont.com/gontserrat.f...
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Saw the 1931 pre-Code tabloid journalism movie FIVE STAR FINAL last night, with a fantastic Edward G. Robinson as the volatile editor and a slimy, pre-Frankenstein Boris Karloff as a skeezy reporter. Wm. Randolph Hearst tried to bury this movie for attacking him and it's easy to see why.
Theatrical poster for FIVE STAR FINAL starring Edward G. Robinson.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What's this I hear about ordainments, jagoff
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I love the shrew just grooving to the beat.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is amazing. I would absolutely go see that race.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So was all of this!
The 1893 Chicago Columbian Exposition, with buildings made to last only through the fair.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Does a 90s-era Cub Scout Wolf Handbook count?
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
These are some of the utterly unhinged cocktails at the Mexican place I went tonight. Don’t miss the Tipsy Tote or the IV drip.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Polaroid transfer prints done in the early 2000s.
A photo of coral transferred from 35mm slide to Polaroid print to watercolor paper.A photo of a lifeguard chair transferred from 35mm slide to Polaroid print to watercolor paper.A photo of beach sand transferred from 35mm slide to Polaroid print to watercolor paper.A photo of a seagull in Scotland transferred from 35mm slide to Polaroid print to watercolor paper.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The mid-80s versions of Minnie, Daisy, and Clarabelle are so cute!
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
of COURSE they covered it with a tarp.
The Kennedy Center, with a massive tarp covering up the area with Trump's name as workers chisel it away this morning.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’ve had the chunked ham; is this really what the chili looks like? (I usually get scattered smothered covered & diced)
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
No, Google, it’s not jeesecake. (And there’s four e’s)
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
There’s a running joke between my dad & I. He thinks pickles are inherently funny so he gives me pickle flavored stuff as a gag gift every Christmas. What he doesn’t know is that I love pickle flavored stuff & genuinely enjoy his gag gifts.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: Beef and the Beach Bums have both pulled out of Freedom 250, citing security concerns.
BEEFThe Beach Bums singing their hit, "Upholstery"
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
President Camacho approves!!
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Client: "I don't like the colors you're using." Also my client: "This shade of pink is much too bright." The shade of pink:
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Officially full of shongles shit.
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Teko @teko.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
And they had their own Roy Clark album!
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