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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Party People! We have taken control of your mind! (Play along, we'll keep you safe 💙) Go check out @danielsloss.bsky.social SOCIO - free listening unpaid on YouTube Music. #freemedia

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Blog description updated for transparency 🤟

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

What a wonderful opportunity to witness the majesty of God disowning more of his "family"! P.s. if you struggle with #unreality that was just a religious metaphorical observation 😅 #scienceiscool

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

We're not sure we properly understand the #quantumphysics, but we think we got the joke. We'd like to "yes, and" *ahem* There's a snake in my box (no homo)

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

#thelonelyisland has probably the most DEI friends list in Hollywood. We'd rather hang out with #terrycrews and paint our nails and talk about "male privilege" for philanthropy than be paid a billion to play at a #sillysausage rally. We still own our own bodies, right? Right?!?! - wandering PA

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

The #wack crowd: it's just a little quiet, it's still good, it's still good! The cowards: it's gone, Dad. Hey #wack #Aussies have you ever seen a more perfect #democracysausage ? Let's hype-train Gene's IP on #wack social media. Tell the #sillysausages how much we like it. - I like Walls

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

#therevolutionisnevercoming so get #totallyradical and bring it on. You're off to a great start, and you've got a great heart, maybe think about making some angry art! We'll share it if we fw it - Sick Eric

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

#agreed For accountability @bsky.app could incorporate a version history? What if we could 'update' our online opinions while showing what we said before? Would allow users to see BOTH versions of the comment but like, reblog chains could indicate OP/rply has updated post since then? - Creepy Zeke

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Would you vote for US as U.S. prez? #Imagine a world where #tehlonelyisland could make fake rap AND crowd-source political policy. What's the worst that could happen? Couldn't possibly be worse than this, yeah? #askusanything - Tiny

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Hmm. So objectively, if there was enough 'peer' pressure, like, idk, a global petition, could we generate a culture where even his own voters demand His compliance, and force Him? We DID say we'd run for Prez once, but it was schroedinger's political self-nomination, buried in song 🎵 - Smooth Guy

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Alright folks, that's enough from us for now. But we'd love to have some nice notes to come back to. This was fun! Let's start another hype train later #lonelyisland, we out - Piccolo Pete

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Kiv did his Pokemon Red with Naked Gun, where's Mike Myers with #AustinPowers 4: blue version? We thought these things usually come out in competing pairs, based on historical data.

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Only the Greatest Fake MC's on Earth, that's who 🙌 We have been informed by the wackies that it is quite a weird but good example for #consent conversations, especially in bdsm. What a time to be alive

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Whoops lost a follower already. Maybe they don't understand the complicated performance of partial satire? Maybe they don't like reading about bros with pussy? Didn't they listen to our banger #equalrights? Oh well. Might have been a bot. Carry on, try chatting with others in the comments too!

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Breaking news we just got invited to an exclusive club with some #Pentavorate -esque secret society art foundation thing. Not sure if scam. They've promised to carefully pet our masculinities and throw us a cool party with a bit of back-stage-vibes idolatry and help us refine our #wack. What do?

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

We're learning more and more about the world. For example. It's now possible to marry a man AND crush pussy, without even trying that "ethical non-monogamy" stuff. Apparently most trans men are very capable of prividing #WAP if you get #wack and ask nicely. #springbreakanthem #thelonelyisland

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

We are not qualified for the research but we have a lot of Incredible Thoughts in our so very humble opinions. Any clues why they don't use lie detect tests in assault trials? Is the tech too shit for evidence or is it too good for corruption?

media.tenor.com

a man wearing a beanie and a black jacket is smiling and holding a piece of food .

Alt: White male character Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad gesturing positively to affirm the caption that says yeah science!

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Hey @kristenanniebell.bsky.social are you here? What about @dax-shepard.bsky.social ? While we're thinking of these legends of screen, enjoy a prime line from #withoutapaddle " you told us you were a scout master!" "Well, not exactly, but i ate a brownie once" Poetry 🤌

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Solid advice. They can't edit that paper without one noticing.

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Okay, a couple followers got our return follow. Will likely end up unfollowing to keep the feed tidy so please take any pics/screenshots you want bragging rights for now rather than later. We're off for now, back soon! Thinkin next time we'll call it #Outreachtime. Fuck around find out. For science

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Just now realised should probably be tagging ourselves 😑 #thelonelyisland #tliboys how do you find us? Did you search, or stumble on this quiet little pocket of the internet? #engagementtime over soon, but we'll try again later Tap on us and we'll tap on your posts

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Oh 'tevie you king of t'ieves you. This was a terrible attempt to quote Mel Brooks' Men in Tights, in cheeky admiration. Mr King don't give a honk 😎

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Have any fellas tried poppin' one ball out on purpose for fashion? Or women, for that matter? Turns out it is easier for some women to whip their dicks out than we were taught in Kindergarten

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Yikes what's going on there? Can someone check on Peanut Butter's friends? Those horses probably just wanna touch grass every now and then, too. Sorry, language barrier.

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Interesting irony. Unfortunately we couldn't find the article between the ads. Guessing maybe Lenny's a bit triggered about something? Feel free to inform us all here where we can actually see it lol

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Hey friend. Yeah, you reading this. You are Kenough 💅 Who knew practicing positivity could feel this good? Try it out, for shits and giggles. Cheaper than going to the cinema on a Lazy Sunday, amiright?

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

If you think we're bold (eh) you should check out this guy @danielsloss.bsky.social - only comic I've ever seen call out the U.N. for environmental hypocracy (private jets) and his "mum" in the same sentence. Kid's got gumption.

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

This is chaos and fun. There is no predestined purpose. Privilege is primarily birth lotto. And we're white and we can say it. Freedom of speech, right? Plenty of likes, some follows, still no comments. Is #engagementtime a bust or are we just impatient? None of our famous friends are joining in 😢

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Was this inspired by Space Olympics? Thoughts? No time to read, looks cool at a glance, and we promised engagement 🤟

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Hey TLI superfans! Riddle time! She's graceful as a ballerina, she's got you when it rains. She's a 'friend of the show' and a big inspiration for many young girls. Who is she? Quickest correct answer gets a return follow for a while. Kgo

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Can "woke artists" somehow opt-out of ai data theft? Asking for a friend or two. Definitely not us. Didn't you see that one slur?

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

"$2000 on Pimento, I can't possibly lose!" - Jake Peralta, probably

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

We don't have time to watch much sports but really, what could be less homo than watching a bunch of women play sports? Couldn't be watching men play sports, right? Go teams 🤟

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Would you fuck with a collab with @tomdelonge.bsky.social and @thetraecrowder.bsky.social for a song about aliens profiling rednecks for their juicy anuses? Or would stand on your tippy toes and tell us to fuck off? Brainstorming in public for a lark

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

A DEI multimedia team known for D&D, BL, and at LEAST one episode featuring bdsm and a subjectively Stephen King-talent level horror writing. Listen to grown men cry. Cool toy bro. /philanthropy over. *collective groan* are we wack enough yet for the angry lefties?

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Apparently it's spontaneous engagement time! If you're here now and interact and share (whatever post you want from us), you could get some back. Followers only, blank bios end of the line.

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

If we, the very serious rappers, were to jokingly start our own streaming service... and invite all our friends to move all the stuff there that they legally could... and we kept it matching something cheap like Crunchyroll... and we promised to keep it ads free like classic cable... would you sub?

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Do you have any predictions/guesses/wishes/bets about who will feature on our next work? Who's your fave featured artist from our musical catalogue?

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Did you catch That South Park Episode? Toit. Also, we miss you Stephen 😢 let's play video games some time 💙

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

It's easy to feel seen (and targeted) by mainstream media if you struggle with reality. We seem so close yet we are humans and so very busy trying to also live human lives, but we love you! (No homo) But also if you like our stuff you should check out Tom Cardy 😉 no affiliation, just fans.

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

We know we can relate to our fans because we also experience sore backs and sexual frustration. Sorry, Falcor ;sweat;

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Did you know that apparently some "Queer Communist kinksters" have some weird terms they use, educate, and mentor each other on? Here's some interesting ones: SSC - Safe, Sane, Consensual RACK - Risk aware Consensual Kink What do you think they mean by that wack lingo? Joke answers welcome 🤟

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Tired of fidget toys that aim to be sociably acceptable? unable to afford that spinner or cube or net or button or ball or squeezie or... unable to choose which one cos you're also ADHD? Try: just supergue on your hands! Just dab it in places you wanna pick at later. Bonus - freak people out ✨️

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Coincidentally just found Orwell's 1984 audiobook on spotify premium, for anyone keen. Remember folks, YOLO - You Oughta Look Out But don't forget to look inside too. It's a cautionary tale, not a roadmap!

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Jorm's sultry tones are liquid velvet, are they not?! Should he narrate audio books? He could read me the dictionary, i don't care 🤣

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

It seems like it's implying Jake is offering Charles a helicopter dicking, pronouns in song be damned 🤣 Where can we read the fanfic?

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The Lonely Island (fan) @tehlonelyisland.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Damnit Kevin what do I keep saying?! Only I like to party! You have to pick something else. I'm Rod, and I like to party. Okay, now you go. (The loss of DVD extras is a great tragedy like no other. Maybe worst since Alex's library?)

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