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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, Cookie Crisp to me is the same as Trix cereal in that it's weird for them to have a mascot that can't even have the product. The Cookie Crisp dog can't have it because of the chocolate chips, and the rabbit because........of crimes against the Geneva Convention? Very unclear but he can't have it
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know I shouldn't comment on a woman's looks because I know what I look like, however, can we all agree that Elizabeth Holmes has a weird neck?
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
4.3 missing puzzle pieces out of 5. Pretty solid episode with 3 strong stories that tie together by the end. Kinda wanna know what dreams Frank was having through high school. If this show was known for its continuity, we can only assume that the cause of his impotence was the Korean woman's cooking
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Confession time: I actually died about 10 years ago. I'm just a hologram powered by AI. It would make sense with me drinking so much tea and my random knowledge of presidents
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got my biometric screening done. I'm still alive. I apologize for not dying soon enough I guess
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alan Alda is a great actor, but Hawkeye isn't a strong enough character to have him just vamp for a half hour and not have anyone else to bounce off of.
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2 Concussed Doctors out of 5, and that 2 is only because they tried something different. This show is a great ensemble show and this is the best example of that. When you take one and just have them ramble for a half hour without anyone to work off of, it just doesn't work.
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watching Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers and Disney+ has the gall to look at me watching and go "Skip Intro". Like I'm not gonna belt out the song at the top of my fricken lungs. No, and never ask me again if I wanna skip a 90s cartoon intro cause they go harder than they had ANY RIGHT TO!!!
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There are some really good late run episodes, but for me, season 8-11 all run together to where I thought certain episodes were in different seasons
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
4.3 Lemony martinis out of 5, it's not a bad episode and shows a side of Frank that I wish was more prevalent going forward, even if he was drunk. I mean, just look how happy he thought that BJ and Hawkeye still liked him the next day.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pictured: Me, while you get your list of recommendations for streaming shows and movies that I 100% have no intention of ever checking out
big bird wearily side eyes Bert who runs into his apartment in excitement
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some of the episodes aren't terrible, but it feels like The Office after Michael left. Good moments here and there, but you can tell the end is near. Went downhill once Fritzell and Greenbalm left, possibly to write THE best episodes of MASH ever
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fair enough. To be honest, as a fan of TAGS, the color episodes are kind of a slog. I mean, there's an episode where the town gets mad at Howard cause he catches a fish and gives it to an aquarium
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Man, you REALLY don't wanna go back to Mayberry lol
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not 100% sure where I'm going on vacation next, but I do know that it's a place that exist
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That's only half true
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just sent my request for the next season of MASHCast. Hopefully, I got the email address right. @robkellycreative.bsky.social
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Homer Simpson Plays The Waiting Game
ALT: Homer Simpson Plays The Waiting Game
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just for the record, I wasn't angry over the Kyle Busch thing, I just thought the timing was the craziest thing
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@bestcare4077.bsky.social Hey, you guys alright? I hadn't heard from you all in a while
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I just assumed there was a reason for it. I didn't think much of it
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just finished my e-mail to send next week to be on @robkellycreative.bsky.social's #MASHCast for season 9. Hopefully, I get to be on A War for All Seasons or else that baseball research meant nothing lol
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
4.75 Munchkin Lunch Pails out of 5. Always love the letter home episodes and this is in my top 3. Episodes like this make me wish we got a Dear episode with a different character in every season. Also, I'm writing this review slow because I know you don't read them fast lol
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
4.75 Munchkin Lunch Pails out of 5. Always love the letter home episodes and this is in my top 3. Episodes like this make me wish we got a Dear episode with a different character in every season. Also, I'm writing this review slow because I know you don't read them fast lol
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Listening in on this again, you didn't talk enough about the part where Radar was talking to Margaret the same way he did in Hot Lips and Empty Arms, did his James Cagney impression, then on his way out the door, hip thrusted towards Margaret right before he left
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don't think I'd be able to get a better job, mainly because I'm not good at writing a resume. I mean, I can tell them what my job is, but I'm terrible at bragging about myself
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ric Flair looks good for a man who washes himself with a rag on a stick
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
With the economy the way it is, I'm about 1-2 weeks away from selling my dirty socks to a creepy stranger online
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*Video of Jerry Lawler reading Kefin's Hazzlemania column in print form because they don't trust him on a computer for......reasons*
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Abe The Bald Eagle Salutes America
ALT: Abe The Bald Eagle Salutes America
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
3.2 random flies out of 5. It's..........fine, I guess. The best part is probably Potter talking about why hr has a soft spot for Klinger, and the tag but otherwise, just meh
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Teddy Roosevelt was trending and I was worried that he died until I realized that he died in 1919.
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I know it's not pride month anymore, does that mean that I can't talk about Elanor Roosevelt and her secret lesbian lover?
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Someone on Discord told me that I had to update my intro on a chat to include "interest and hobbies" and I have neither. Hobbies are just things that make you spend your money and your family will have to get rid of after you die, and nobody cares what I'm interested in, so what's the point?
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
4.9 Yeeted chairs out of 5. One of my favorite episodes considering there's no OR scenes. Always love the letters home/mail call episodes, amd this is probably one of the better ones. Also, Margaret yeets a chair at Frank.
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don't know what I would do if I ended up with a supportive gf that will build me up and get me things just cause. Like, what do you mean that you saw this and thought of me? You seriously don't have to do jack all
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
To be fair, I don't know if that shirt would be considered "normal" in a small Southern 1960s town like it would be in the 2020s
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm between wanting to write parody songs again and never writing again
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I feel like I need to annoy some movie reactors to react to The Marx Brothers. I know there are a few that have, but as good as they are, there need to be more
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sword swallowing is interesting cause how do you find out that you can do that? Cause it's not a trial and error kinda thing, like it's a dream of yours and you decide you're gonna do it. You have to know that you have that skill, right? #AGT
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If I woulda known that, I woulda went to Philly for vacation this week
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Dangnabit. first Martina McBride and now this. I had tickets and was looking forward to this. Unfortunately, no fricken refunds, and they SAID free, but free was in quotation marks, so who knows what they were charging. Thank God it's tax deductible.......wait, that had an Astérix at the end of it.
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I usually get my meat from steers. Anything else would be a Ms. Steak..........nobody is seeing this, so I feel comfortable saying these stupid puns on here
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
4.8 Shooting Bears out of 5. One of best Radar episodes, with probably my favorite Radar line "MY BEAR WENT OFF!" Would be surprised if Ethan rates this below a 7 Also, great Father Mulachy part where he takes 30 seconds to say "Maybe"
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
4.8 Shooting Bears out of 5. One of best Radar episodes, with probably my favorite Radar line "MY BEAR WENT OFF!" Would be surprised if Ethan rates this below a 7
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I was listening to this and was thinking the same thing. As my Dad says, it's all about timing
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Looking up weird presidential facts makes me wanna go down a rabbit hole on the death of Warren G. Harding. Apparently, there are rumors that his wife poisoned him, and I'm not saying she wasn't wrong, but I am saying that I understand
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I've listened to @ashleymcbrydemusic.bsky.social's album 3 or 4 times, and I'm not sure how to feel about it. I might have to listen to it another 5 or 10 times. You know......just to make sure #ForScience
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Now for this scene, we're in front of an ice cream shop, and......GO
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sure you don't wanna go with this one?
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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
4.5 Drunk Corporals out of 5. A nice little episode with silly moments where Margaret finds another reason to leave Frank(and since this might not be read, I feel comfortable saying that, of all her flings, Frank was kinda the best to her) Also, she's actually on the non-coms side for once. Growth
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