iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I know I shouldn't comment on a woman's looks because I know what I look like, however, can we all agree that Elizabeth Holmes has a weird neck?

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Confession time: I actually died about 10 years ago. I'm just a hologram powered by AI. It would make sense with me drinking so much tea and my random knowledge of presidents

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Got my biometric screening done. I'm still alive. I apologize for not dying soon enough I guess

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Watching Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers and Disney+ has the gall to look at me watching and go "Skip Intro". Like I'm not gonna belt out the song at the top of my fricken lungs. No, and never ask me again if I wanna skip a 90s cartoon intro cause they go harder than they had ANY RIGHT TO!!!

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Pictured: Me, while you get your list of recommendations for streaming shows and movies that I 100% have no intention of ever checking out

big bird wearily side eyes Bert who runs into his apartment in excitement

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Not 100% sure where I'm going on vacation next, but I do know that it's a place that exist

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

@bestcare4077.bsky.social Hey, you guys alright? I hadn't heard from you all in a while

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Just finished my e-mail to send next week to be on @robkellycreative.bsky.social's #MASHCast for season 9. Hopefully, I get to be on A War for All Seasons or else that baseball research meant nothing lol

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I don't think I'd be able to get a better job, mainly because I'm not good at writing a resume. I mean, I can tell them what my job is, but I'm terrible at bragging about myself

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

With the economy the way it is, I'm about 1-2 weeks away from selling my dirty socks to a creepy stranger online

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Teddy Roosevelt was trending and I was worried that he died until I realized that he died in 1919.

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I know it's not pride month anymore, does that mean that I can't talk about Elanor Roosevelt and her secret lesbian lover?

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Someone on Discord told me that I had to update my intro on a chat to include "interest and hobbies" and I have neither. Hobbies are just things that make you spend your money and your family will have to get rid of after you die, and nobody cares what I'm interested in, so what's the point?

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I don't know what I would do if I ended up with a supportive gf that will build me up and get me things just cause. Like, what do you mean that you saw this and thought of me? You seriously don't have to do jack all

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I'm between wanting to write parody songs again and never writing again

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I feel like I need to annoy some movie reactors to react to The Marx Brothers. I know there are a few that have, but as good as they are, there need to be more

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Sword swallowing is interesting cause how do you find out that you can do that? Cause it's not a trial and error kinda thing, like it's a dream of yours and you decide you're gonna do it. You have to know that you have that skill, right? #AGT

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I usually get my meat from steers. Anything else would be a Ms. Steak..........nobody is seeing this, so I feel comfortable saying these stupid puns on here

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Looking up weird presidential facts makes me wanna go down a rabbit hole on the death of Warren G. Harding. Apparently, there are rumors that his wife poisoned him, and I'm not saying she wasn't wrong, but I am saying that I understand

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I've listened to @ashleymcbrydemusic.bsky.social's album 3 or 4 times, and I'm not sure how to feel about it. I might have to listen to it another 5 or 10 times. You know......just to make sure #ForScience

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

@bestcare4077.bsky.social Just listened to your last episode, and if you can't squeeze me in this season, there's at least 20 out of the 26 episodes in season 5 that I wouldn't mind chatting about. And yes, I've gotten that about my profile picture lol

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

RFK Jr, apparently, has a podcast now. Which is great. Who wouldn't wanna listen to a man who sounds like if Hans Moleman had a bunch of thumbtacks go down the wrong pipe?

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Rant time: If you are a part of a group, you shouldn't use the single rider line. I don't care if the line is too long, that's what you get for being in a fricken group. Also, don't care if you don't care if you ride together. There's a reason they call it SINGLE RIDER

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Up late, and a commercial came on, and I'm just gonna say it now. If Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie just randomly showed up in my bathroom mirror to tell me that I need more testosterone, I'd hope they were selling whatever made ee see them in my mirror in the first place

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I'm wondering why it's ok to have an inner child? I mean, I'm at a certain age where I'm technically an adult I should've grown up by now and act like one but the one thing that I think is preventing me from doing such is my inner child

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

SNL SKIT IDEA THAT THEY WON'T DO OR IF THEY DO, THEY WON'T GIVE ME CREDIT! McDonald's CEO parody played by Domhnall Gleeson

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I'm just gonna put this out there, if you can't cash Keno tickets, then maybe don't sell them in your establishment? Just spitballin here

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

"Smile if you love men's prostates"-Denny Hamlin, probably #NASCAR #Daytona500

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Is it me or does Ryan Blaney look like Earl Hickey now? #NASCAR #Daytona500

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I wonder if I can get a gf by just sending this kinda letter?

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Ya know that there are certain restaurants that you crave when you hear certain songs because they're always on in these kind of restaurant. Long story short, I want some empanadas ##SuperBowlHalfTimeShow

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I'm watching the #Olympics2026 and it's South Korea vs the US in mixed doubles curling, and I'm starting to have a weird crush on the female South Korean curler #AsianWomenareHot

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I'm being followed by other people who can see this so I better be on other people's best behavior because there's no way that people will be ok with me being on mine

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I guess since M*A*S*H is no longer on Hulu, I gotta fire up the DVD player if I'm ever lucky enough to get on @bestcare4077.bsky.social or @robkellycreative.bsky.social's podcast

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

With her hair down, I've Nile looks kinda like Kristen Chenoweth #RawOnNetflix

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

One of these things isn't like the other

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

The worst part about dating me will be that I will never allow you to do anything nice for me because I don't want for anything, nor do I have any goals or dreams that you can help me achieve, nor do I need anything in life, so there would be no reason why you should waste your money on me

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I ACCIDENTALLY spilled tea on MY LAPTOP ANd now MY CAPS LOCK BUtton IS GOing OFF ANd on LIKE I'M PRESSINg it every 3 words, and NOw it looks like I'm LIKE AUSTIN powers after he got unFROZEN, anD HAVING issues conTROLLING the volume of his voice

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Romo: 6-7 new players..... Me: HE SAID THE THING #KCvsDAL #Thanksgiving #NFL

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Megyn: Hey, can I copy your homework? Me: Sure, but don't make it too obvious

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Remember, nobody is stopping you from getting a bowling pin engraved with your name, a number 300, and the name of a defunct bowling alley with no online records

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I'm just gonna say this now, and nobody is gonna know the show I'm talking about, but there is a UK gameshow called Pointless and, after watching it, I wonder why the heck this show hasn't come to America yet? It would be SO interesting

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Watch a couple episodes of Gummi Bears earlier and 2 things 1)Still holds up 2)90s kids TV theme songs didn't need to go as hard as they did

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

The parody I'm writing in my brain and the idea that I have makes me wish that I, somehow, figured out how to burn the creative part of my brain or find a way to get it cut out without dying

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Either I need a gf, of the water girls on the sideline are extremely attractive #NFL

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

I know that Haley Joel Osmond did a good job playing JD Vance on SNL, but looking at AJ Pierzynski in the booth and I think we got a new front runner for the job #ALDS

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Daniel @teheheman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

2 things while watching the #ALDS 1)Seeing that T-Mobile sponsors the Mariners bullpen makes me really think that BIC Pens should sponsor a teams bullpen. It just seems way too perfect 2)BIC Pens should have their website that talks about their products called "BICapedia"

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