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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu

@teflonslinky.bsky.social
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just a dumb reply guy billionaires aren't humans don't expect too much or too little I do love house rabbits

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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The creepy mystery man from the film Lost Highway (1997) at the party where he meets the main character. He is smiling in a creepy way.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah I was just wondering that
A woman on YouTube asking ‘why is everyone injecting salmon sperm into their faces’
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You could get the Bill Murray rose bowling pin from Kingpin.
Billy Murray holding a translucent bowling ball with a full red rose sealed inside it, looking completely insane, from the film Kingpin
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
People say gervais isn’t funny but he appeared in the funniest photoshoot of all time
Ricky Gervais shirtless in a Christ like pose with a crown of thorns and the word atheist written across his chest. He is attempting to look sexy and they appear to have air brushed his gut. He has a mic stand across his back like he’s on the cross.  What a cringey twat
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Noodles the corn snake!
My wife holds a coiled corn snake with orange and brown colouring.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hell yeah. 3x canned fish. Spicy roast eel, spicy fried yellow croaker, spicy braised beltfish
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Here is my rabbit. A grasshopper has decided to hitch a ride on her fur
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s clear throughout, but particularly here:
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The kind of shit liberals say when one of their favs is implicated
Just a liberal musing about how a candidate accused of rape is the lesser evil over someone they’re sure is a rapist and how we may need to put up with it
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Peaceful
A peaceful garden with two rabbits.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Next up is the number 2 sound bar we reviewed, we thought it was great, with just one minor flaw....
Review image of a Bose TV Speaker soundbar. It has a score of 8.7, a rating of 'great', it lists the positive features as
1. Remote control included
2. Easy to install
3. Sophisticated design
4. Bluetooth connection

There is then one negative feature

5. Bad sound.

lmao
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I've been spriting some god specific beastmen.
Tiny little pixel art sprites of a tzaangor, pestigor, khorngor, slaangor
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’ve been into that recently. Letting the bunnies out for a run around, drinking a can and having a snack, admiring the roses
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What a simple pleasure to laze in the garden of an evening, with the bunnies roaming and grazing
A small garden featuring a pink rose bush. The photographers bare feet are shown in the bottom of the frame as they recline. To the right a small brown rabbit chomps on the lawn.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Are you familiar with double muscled greyhounds and whippets? My parents had one
Wendy, a hound with gigantic muscles, due to a genetic condition called ‘double muscled’
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Steven Seagal’s Songs From the Crystal Cave
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The what is the point of this reply? Get muted you fucking clown
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Panaru doing some elegant leaping
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Logan from the film Logan’s run. The gem in his palm is red
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Reminds me of the corvid vehicles from Brigador
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
starmer's shiny gone-off ham face looking gormless and twatty with a tweet from Caitlin Moran hovering above it that reads 'This government is making me feel erotic'
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Raw athleticism
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hell yeah we're approaching relaunch singularity.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Ambassadors Londo Mollari and G'kar, with Captain Sheridan intervening between them to prevent conflict, from the TV show Babylon 5. G'kar looks smug, Londo looks a combination of angry and sceptical. Sheridan looks tired of their shit frankly.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
You did the same thing to me a few minutes ago. You are a truly sad little man.
Dumb bitch doing the same thing he's now whining about
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Dumb mf saying the shit he just said he didn't say
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Some beautiful cga art of a robot in a spaceship cockpit
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
They usually have such high standards and are very selective, e.g the famed Doghan Daguis from the hit film Valerian
Funko pop of Dohan Daguis. It looks like complete shit
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Sleepy buns
Two sleepy rabbits lying resting against each other
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@cait.bsky.social there’s a very Adonis like cat at my local animal sanctuary. Just the same energy in the facial expression
An orange and white cat with a chubby face and the tip of his right ear missing. He has a distinctly unimpressed look and is facing directly into the camera.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I’m in the evil quarter of the city.
Three shopfronts in a row. The shops are titled “Demon Dave’s Barber”, “Dark and Dirty Coffee” and “Zooz Tattoo”. An air of evil hangs over the scene.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Ate like a king these last couple days
A variety of hot and cold Mediterranean meze A Vietnamese pancake with a sweet fishy dip and lettuce to wrap it inA plump Vietnamese steamed bunSome vegan Vietnamese pho in a big bowl
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The Long Good Friday.
A closeup of Bob Hoskins face as he sits in the back of a car. His expression is complex, hard to read.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Since the coward decided to delete:
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Monday night can check
A can of katsu curry sauce, how absurd
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Forgot this dark chapter in the Dead Space franchise
picture of quotes for Downfall (2004). This website seems to have confused the film about the fall of Hitler in his bunker with a Dead Space videogame called Dead Space: Downfall, using the cover image of that videogame above quotes from the actual film about desperate pathetic dying nazis.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
One more pic of inner pocket. Not sure what internal material is but feels like old silk
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
As you can see it’s beaten up, but it’s lasted 75 years. I believe the metal on the bottom corner was matched by metal at the top corner but that fell off in my father’s time
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Mosaic of Odysseus on a boat, imagine he's saying it
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Today’s cheeses. Worcester Hop (bitter, but tasty), Cornish Yarg (creamy, nutty), black truffle Manchego (the best of the bunch, but expensive)
The aforementioned pieces of cheese on a plate with a floral design. Several pieces have clearly already been eaten
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
There was a fox on top of my neighbours shed today and after a while it lay down and went to sleep
A red fox stands atop a shed roof, surrounded by overgrown greeneryA red fox stands atop a shed roof, surrounded by overgrown greenery, the fox is in a slightly different pose, sniffing the roof by its paws
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Meeting of minds
My head and the head of a cute lionhead rabbit next to each other. She looks slightly annoyed
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Lazy bunday
A brown and black lop rabbit lies lazily on a white and blue mat. He gives the impression he has nothing more to do
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I found my ideal eatery
An eatery called “Fat Jack’s”. It advertises a “Belly buster kebab in a pizza box” for 14.99. The mascot is a portly fellow proudly holding said box. He is presumably named Jack
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Having a very tough time recently but painted a little 6mm epic Eldar Vyper
This eldar Vyper bike is painted in the green and white of the biel tan craftworld. It is mounted on a Mars rock style base
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Boom roasted
Screenshot from ps5 game Kinki Spiritual Affairs Bureau. The protagonist stands over a defeated spirit who glows red. She quips “how disappointing. If all you can do is turning red, a shrimp could outclass you”
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Tough timeline today
A series of three unrelated tweets, top to bottom:

The Hubris Guy @frailoldwoman.bsky.social · 12m
I have trained an animal to respond to a simple series of gestures and commands merely by making it fear for its own life and safety

hautes mad [x24] @bitdizzy.bsky.social · 12m
so can we shoot them yet

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 22h
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Groom
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Jack "O' Lantern" Liu @teflonslinky.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Yes! Hahah, yes!
A plastic container of delicious Chinese pecan nuts. The graphic on the label is of a man made from pecans doing the Michael Jackson’s smooth criminal hat tip
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