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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦

@teeoh.bsky.social
2.3K followers 4.6K following 19K posts

A cat-obsessed raccoon person. Canadian, male, 49 years old, homoromantic, urbanist, irreligious Protestant 😋, 📍Toronto, Ontario, Canada. 🇨🇦

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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 17h
Let's go Edmonton Elks?
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 23h
Soon enough!
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jolly good show! 👍
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You should still sleep in more just because it's Sunday.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yote must be masochistic.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But drugs are bad!
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Foxes just don't have the rizz of hedgehogs. 😉
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Careful! Leafs fans are known to sometimes get rough, even with one another. 😂
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't forget the ketchup!
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This, but also with cats.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He deserves at least one Nobel Prize.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, THIS is him.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good help is so hard to find. 😾
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How about a cold drink instead?
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're asking for it!
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks like Quebec's probably going to have a mess of an election result tonight. I'd guess that a hung parliament is very likely if these numbers are accurate.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I knew it! 😆
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was it a little too intense for you? 😆
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember:
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I say let the motherfucker burn.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Der Montag ist mein Sonntag.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You mean this guy?
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The English language:
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same energy.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like this?
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@azban.bsky.social Rabioli and cold-smoked salmon for lunch. :9
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two raccoons are killing each other!"
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I guess school's out for more than just summer?
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, very good.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Racctober and happy Raccoon Appreciation Day to all you lowly non-raccoon furries! 🦝🍂 By Our merciful grace you are welcome to joyfully obey, adore, and worship Us! 🙇‍♂️🦝 Express your ineffable gratitude for our existence by opening your refrigerators to us for the next 31 days! 🦝👑 #Racctober
A raccoon sitting inside a garbage can throne, wearing a candy ring on one daintily outheld paw and a Burger King crown that has "KING SHIT" printed on the front of it. He dismissively mutters the word "peasants" as he disdainfully gazes down from his perch.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning, good Amras! 🫂 Happy Racctober and happy Raccoon Appreciation Day to you! 🦝 You may now joyfully obey, adore, and worship me! 🦝👑
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's Kirkland-branded Canadian whisky?
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP John Morgan.
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Azban's traitorous Boston Tea Party. 🇬🇧
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a patriotic Canadian, you'll eat your Tim Horton's slop and like it! 😤
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@levicoyote.bsky.social Catober is almost upon you! Are you spiritually prepared for the holiest month of the year? 🙏😺
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My face if that happened to me:
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TeeOh Raccoon 🇨🇦 @teeoh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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