Reposted by tim d.o'Mary Shelly Beans 🎃 🫘 @billhookunion.beanyear.com · 5hHanding my wife a Teddy Ruxpin “This is their daddy now. This is your new husband.” 2504
Reposted by tim d.o'Neil Flanagan 🧱🗃️ @jgbollard.bsky.social · 18hI think affect is even more important to understanding why Trump's senility gets a pass than Jamelle is here. Biden sounded frail and stammering, despite mostly making sense. Trump makes zero sense, but he delivers it with total confidence. Hucksterism isn't about what is being said.youtube.comI cannot emphasize enough that the president has pudding for brainsYouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 192
Reposted by tim d.o'rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373412779
Reposted by tim d.o'lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 07/10/2026not sure what to tell these estranged grandparents. i'm an adult woman and my kids and i are, if anything, abnormally high contact with my mom, i talk to my mom every damn day. we're going to her house to bake cookies next week. this is because my mom is "nice to us" maybe give that a shot 865149
Reposted by tim d.o'ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 07/10/2026feels like we should make a larger talking point out of the fact that AI is just another attempt to consolidate wealth for billionaires 22767159
Reposted by tim d.o'Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 21691571677
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026to think if he'd been 10-15 years younger he wouldn't be disgraced at all. probably still have his job. 010
Reposted by tim d.o'Simon Owens @simonowens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly don’t know how we continue functioning as a society with such a small number of people vacuuming up this much wealth. Basically the equivalent of the US defense budget was rerouted to 500 people in just the last nine months. 22922237
Reposted by tim d.o'Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026More fuel for the thesis "coders think AI can do everything because AI can code and they can't imagine anything being more difficult than coding" 1742963
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026turns out like 70% of parenting young kids is sneaking yogurt and cottage cheese into things they think are pure sugar. 010
Reposted by tim d.o'Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh yeah that’s the good stuff 2002725529
Reposted by tim d.o'☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i've thought about this probably once a month for the past few years 1650371
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026decided I'm doing inktober this year. trying to keep it to a consistent visual vocabulary... 🧵 130
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026reading each individual phrase is like watching this tweet play out 030
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026so yeah this is by far the weirdest one. bsky.app/profile/will... 000
Reposted by tim d.o'Cross-laminated Tinder @nickhasthoughts.com · 03/10/2026There are three (3) and only three types of U5 soccer players: 1) manic kid who can’t follow directions and falls over a lot 2) shy kid who would rather be picking flowers 3) ringer kid who plays like they’re 9 physical size and athletic ability is irrelevant to these types. 4121
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think this has promise as a new copy pasta, is all bsky.app/profile/will... 050
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026feels like there is a group of smart and well-intentioned people who long ago made up their minds that AI Is Inevitable, swore off any other investment, and now get all their money from each other. i think they're gradually losing touch with what the economy is and does. 170
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026feels like there is a group of smart and well-intentioned people who long ago made up their minds that AI Is God, swore off using anything else, and now get all their info from AI. and i think they're gradually losing touch with what reality is and does. 2100
Reposted by tim d.o'more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026who cares, ask him when there's gonna be a new Tool album 229222
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*unbuttoning pants* "stand back, kids. I didn't know it but I've been training for this moment my whole life." 050
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm gonna do this just to hang out at the Henry's in concourse c. 100
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it's worth the trip to wherever you can procure some. 030
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026dumping all my savings into bryan johnsons creepy research with the sole aim of giving Robert Caro another 50-75 years. 010
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026we need a power broker length history of how all the silicon valley billionaires drove themselves insane. 140
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026and unlike girl scout cookies the popcorn kinda sucks. 110
tim d.o' @tee-dee-oh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026on par with a global pandemic great work republicans 010
