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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 14h
People who find Red Bull, Monster etc. gives them an energy boost have never done hard drugs and it shows.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 16h
...you aren't proving anyone wrong though, are you? Society has accepted women and girls are just as capable as men for decades now. Gender war slop. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Why female DIY is having a moment
Female DIY experts and tradeswomen talk about their experiences of a traditionally male-dominated domain.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Currently sat listening to a teenage girl panic call everyone she knows because she's lost her bank card, and can see someone using it on her app. She's sent her, I presume, boyfriend out to look for it. At no point has she mentioned freezing the card, and I will not be the one to tell her.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"says Rubio, without evidence" www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...
bbc.co.uk
RAF Fairford latest: Incident 'clearly involves' foreign actor, says US secretary of state
The secretary of state, who did not provide further details, was speaking to US media after five men arrested on suspicion of terror offences were released on bail.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fun fact: if you are arrested for suspected terrorism offences police can detain you for up to 14 days without charge. For all other offences, the maximum time is 24 hours. RAF Fairford suspects released after 24 hours, means they've got fuck all on them xx
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goodevil 🍉 🪁 @goodevil0562.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Daily reminder that 🇮🇱 has been committing genocide in Gaza for 1087 days with the kind support of the curr. and prev. 🇩🇪 Federal Government. 🇮🇱 killed 4 and injured several others on Sunday in drone strikes and gunfire across the devastated and besieged Gaza Strip, medical and local sources reported.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Single-issue Green voters frothing at the mouth over the Labour party conference. Lol.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The next time someone asks you, as they often ask me: "why do you give so much of a shit about American politics? It doesn't affect you", show them this article. Those idiot fuckin' yanks make decisions which affect everyone. They are not to be trusted. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
UK diesel price hits all-time high
The US-Israel war with Iran has caused fuel prices to soar.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck the cunts at RAF Fairford.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wes Streeting looks like a Gerry Anderson marionette which has been dipped entirely in varnish to preserve it.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A screaming red fox woke me up at 5am today. I thought that was the worst possible start to a day, but I've just heard Wes Streeting on #Radio4.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuckin' snitch. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...
bbc.co.uk
Farmer who called 999 saw 'large group of hooded and masked men' near RAF Fairford, she tells BBC
The farmer says someone "dropped the ball" by allowing five suspects to get near the base - but Defence Secretary Wes Streeting says she only has a "partial picture".
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George firmly the best driver out there today. Wholly dominant. #AzerbaijanGP
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colapinto at fault for that. #AzerbaijanGP
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get rekt, Norris. #AzerbaijanGP
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will enjoy the F1 today knowing I didn't give Sky a penny xx
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY…
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Post a non-specific post about cunts... And he turns up in replies ahahahaha. What a self-own from non-thinking, unable to do maths, vote-wasting Green voting, crying cunt ahahahahahaha. Leave an insult on the ground and the owner will show up to claim it, as they say. Far too easy, now. No fun.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"doubling down won't help" insists the Green voter who's doubling down on wasting his vote because he doesn't understand maths ahahahhaahhahahahah xxxxx
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man, it's too easy to disassemble cunts on this website...
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"cry more" says the salty Green who cries every time I post because I tell him the truth and he doesn't like knowing he's wasting his vote ahahahaha. Vote Green; get Reform.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's show at Gillette Stadium has been cancelled due to poor weather. Magnificent.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It sucks to suck. Fuck these cunts. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Special agents blood and urine test results stolen in FBI hack
Experts say the hack could leave agents vulnerable to scams, blackmail and targeted attacks.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh look! "the only party who can stop Reform" came... Third. ...behind the party they claim to be able to stop. Laughable. www.bbc.co.uk/articles/ck2...
bbc.co.uk
Labour holds on to Milton Keynes city ward seat after by-election
Political balance on the council remains the same with Lib Dems and Labour in a progressive alliance.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
F1 TV is blocked/unavailable in the UK due to Sky Sports exclusive broadcasting rights. F1 TV subscription: £20 a year, for access to all races live. Sky Sports F1: £20 a month for the same access. And they wonder why piracy thrives...
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Additional: teenage cunts are also unable to understand if you want to watch television/listen to music in public you should use headphones.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Modern day problem: going somewhere and choosing to pay at the counter, only to be stuck behind old cunts who refuse to learn to use self-scans. Alternatively, you can choose to use self-scans to avoid these cunts, only to be stuck behind teenage cunts with no sense of urgency either.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: Trump appointed judge orders the White House to immediately restore press credentials.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Abhorrent policy suggestion. It's telling they think this is the way forward, though, very much like David Cameron's 'bingo and beer VAT' stunt. Wholly out of touch, are the Tories. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Tories would prevent long-term jobless spending benefits on alcohol and cigarettes
The proposals would also see benefits cut for people who are able to work but have failed to hold down a job.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An RAF jet has come down. Excellent. Destroy those imperialist toys of war. End Western hegemony.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Radio 4 peddling ideology for Israel again...
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I repeat: everything's a conspiracy when you don't know how to think for yourself ahahahah xxxx
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Far too many Greens genuinely believe they belong to a radical movement for progressive social change, whereas in reality they belong to an ideological cult, and are being lead by man who believes you can wish your tits bigger. Absolute clownshow, the lot of them xx
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This Green voter, who believes everyone with whom he disagrees is a paid actor and/or bot and/or Russian, also believes people are scared of the Green party ahahahahhaha. Everything's a conspiracy when you don't know how to think for yourself, I suppose...
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#HobbitDay? It's a children's book. Grow up.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any other genocides they want to look into and hold people accountable? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
First UK charges brought over 1994 Rwanda genocide
Dr Vincent Brown, formerly Dr Vincent Bajinya, 65, will appear at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday charged with seven offences.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Green voter fails to spell three letters correctly ahahahahahah xx bsky.app/profile/el-p...
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Alastair Meeks @alastairmeeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Greens are going to bitterly regret electing Zack Polanski as leader rather than someone who can actually lead.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Israel has been found guilty today in Geneva of war crimes including extermination, forcible transfer, starvation, torture and false imprisonment, sexual violence including rape... and many more If it was any other country than Israel all of Europe would boycott them. Instead there will be silence
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Post about angry wetwipes and they turn up in the replies without a hint of self-awareness in their tone ahahahahaha xx bsky.app/profile/el-p...
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Before I even opened this I thought "I bet it's Boston and Clacton" and well what do you know?
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
More perpetually angry wetwipes seething through gritted teeth and tear-stained eyes as they hate-scroll my TL this morning. Looking forward to them getting the 'no further action will be taken' notification after reporting xxxx
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Americans are always talking about getting sober, and then post a 'before' and an 'after' picture, and when you look it's the exact same person looking almost exactly the same except they've brushed their hair and turned on a light in the second one.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know a woman came up with 'mansplaining' because men would have done better than this shitty word they came up with.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are people out there who earnestly believe Zack Polanski can be Prime Minister. We call these people 'idiots'.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is International Day of Peace. It is also Yom Kippur. There's a joke in here but you know what it is. Free Palestine. That is not a joke.
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Abigail Lemonparty @tee-argh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just catching up with the Habs vs. Leafs preseason match. Feeling confident about this season. Szuber's goal was obscene. #GoHabsGo #OléOléOlé
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𝒟𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓎 🍉☁︎‎‎·₊° @rabidbabyduck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 because seriously we are not free until all of us are free.
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