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Ted Smith 🇪🇺

@tedsmith.bsky.social
4.6K followers 4.2K following 814 posts

@TedUrchin on Twitter if you want to reconnect? Writer, painter, artist, restorer of old and ancient things, atheist, father, grandfather. #RejoinEU. Author of BLOTTO #GetBlotto amzn.eu/d/geIF58a

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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OK, despite my dogged attempts over the past two years or so, I cannot and will not maintain an engagement on X/Twitter. I’m not going to close the account, but observe on occasion. I’m sorry that it’s taken so long to come to this inevitable conclusion.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An olive? In an English garden? Surely some mistake?
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Please forgive me, Bluesky people, but my novel, Blotto, is on a renewed surge it would seem. A few must have bought it. I only make about a quid on each sale on @amazon so won’t be retiring just yet. Ha! Brahms and Liszt, a loosely based sequel in the trilogy is coming along. Do wish me luck.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Hottest day. I’m sleeping in me Chunky-Monkey in the garden. It’s cool and lush. Sweet dreams all. x
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Sorting through my books. Amazing what you find within the pages, innit? 1995 ad for Sainsbury’s and Vodafone. Ha!
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Twitter/X is so much fun. I’m now an ‘influencer’ there apparently. I do get paid. Anyway, the abuse I get is astonishing - water off a ducks back - but occasionally they make me smile. Check out the before and after. Ha!
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
On a much lighter note, this is a 5ft painting in one of my local and favourite pubs. I love it. Who can name all the figures depicted? I might send a prize to the first correct answer. A signed copy of my book, Blotto perhaps? Links on my profile.
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fantasy threat of “two tier policing” whipped up by deeply corrupt and malignant far right racists, ethnonationalists and Musk’s X - excitable media outcry. Very real and sinister threat of fascist authoritarianism trashing our country and democracy - *no* serious scrutiny from mainstream media.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Performing for a paedophile rapist and a felon is the kiss of death to all musical artists of any worth. #Trump
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
NEW: Mandelson just sent a memo to UK newspapers via the press watchdog demanding they stop publishing his links to Epstein. He cited clauses in the Editors code, designed to protect grieving families. The memo was NOT to be published. The National just said ‘fuck that’ & published it in full 👏
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Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas to you all.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
How very decent of Bradley P, a follower on another place to send me confirmation of his purchase. Lovely. Hope he enjoys it, or is it a present for someone else perhaps? Think you might? Go on. Put a smile on my face. #GetBlottoThisChristmas There's still time from Amazon.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
How very decent of Bradley P, a follower on another place to send me confirmation of his purchase. Lovely. Hope he enjoys it, or is it a present for someone else perhaps? Think you might? Go on. Put a smile on my face. #GetBlottoThisChristmas There's still time from Amazon.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
How very decent of Bradley P, a follower on another place to send me confirmation of his purchase. Very considerate. Hope he enjoys it, or is it a present for someone else perhaps? Think you might enjoy it? Go on. Put a smile on my face. #GetBlottoThisChristmas There's still time from Amazon.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
There’s still time to get Blotto this Christmas. It’d make a good present for someone. Pretty please. #GetBlottoThisChristmas amzn.eu/d/4phRw37
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
‘A PROPER PAGE TURNER’ #GetBlotto #GetBlottoForXmas Link’s on my profile. Cheers!
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Whilst I'm going quietly mad flat out in bed, I snapped my quadriceps tendon you see and looking at 2 months of physio ahead of me, would you be so kind as to look at my novel Blotto for me and put a smile on my face? And yes, I am shamelessly seeking your sympathy. Ha! #GetBlotto amzn.eu/d/17unuzf
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Musk is on the warpath. Can I just say that now is NOT the time to leave X. Now is the time to stay and fight. I would also ask that those that had previously left and/or kept their account dormant to return to the fray. We need all hands on deck. This is critical.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Could I cheekily request that you #GetBlottoForXmas? It might make a good and affordable present for someone you know and put a huge and grateful smile on my face too. It's on Amazon, as you can see. Please check out the reviews. Meanwhile, I push on with the sequel, Brahms and Liszt. Hey-ho!
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I snapped my bloody quadriceps tendon 3 weeks ago (ouch!) but the wonderful NHS repaired it within the week. Still, at least 2 months of physiotherapy to go. Not great as a self-employed tradesman. You could always take a look at my book - Blotto on the dreaded Amazon - and cheer me up. #GetBlotto
Snapped quadriceps tendon, leg in brace.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Could I cheekily request that you #GetBlottoForXmas? It might make a good and affordable present for someone you know and put a huge and grateful smile on my face too. It's on Amazon, as you can see. Please check out the reviews. Meanwhile, I push on with the sequel, Brahms and Liszt. Hey-ho!
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Fucking X/Twitter! I’ve been sent to the ‘naughty step’ for commenting that a US politician with a very red face ‘looked like a heart attack waiting to happen’. It’s just a term of phrase, is it not? Meanwhile, they permit foul mouthed abuse of me and do nothing, even after lodging a complaint.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Coming on. Another in the ‘Pugilist’ series of papier-mâché life size masks and inspired by the quick sketch I did here. Made the eyes too. I’m very strange I think. Paint next. Great fun, but would you hang it on your wall when finished? Ha!
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Thank you to @mrjamesob.bsky.social for having me on, one of the v few people in the UK press to follow this story during what is now a decade of media apathy &/or complicity
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I’ve had enough. I tried. But Elon Musk and his mendacious site - X has tried my patience far too far. They are now suppressing comment. This is certainly true. He is a snake in the grass and does NOT support free speech at all. I did try at least. Hello again.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Only £8.78 It’s a bloody bargain! #GetBlotto Thank you in anticipation.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
To all you OAP’s out there. There is a scam message doing the rounds to do with the Winter Fuel Allowance. Do NOT respond, but delete and report. Bastard people, they are. Please share.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
A neat little cryptic crossword clue for all you cruciverbalists out there. Common feature of publicity explicitly solicited within the law. (5)
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TheFirstGirlySwotsToJoinBlueSky @thelastgirlyswots.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
. PM netanyahu and the idf, Stop killing innocent civilians... #r4today #bbcbreakfast #GMB #C4News #toriesgone413 .
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Ha! What a grubby little onanist.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Still pushin’. Care to help me along?
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If you want to write a book, by all means go ahead, good luck to you, but please do it for yourself I spent huge amounts of time on Blotto, thousands of hours in fact and over years Still, like a fool I am, I’m now well into Brahms and Liszt’. Please tell me, am I a stupid fucking idiot?
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Democracy can only truly survive with a well informed and intelligent electorate. Unfortunately, it is its Achilles Heel. Scary times.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Gets even better! Blotto is in the top 9k! Thank you. Bloody marvellous! Please buy it if you haven’t already. Send it even higher. Over the moon.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Gets even better! Blotto is in the top 9k! Thank you. Bloody marvellous! Please buy it if you haven’t already. Send it even higher. Over the moon.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Blotto's on a bit of a surge. 14,571 is excellent but love to get higher. Care to help? Only a tenner. As a single father to a 13 year old girl, it would mean a lot to both of us. amzn.eu/d/fkL9yFc
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Sorry to be a pain in the arse again, but Blotto needs a kick up the arse, it’s languishing rather. Put your size 10’s out and give it a boot, would ya? Only a tenner and a very good read so I’m told. Be everso grateful. #GetBlotto amzn.eu/d/7RSGdXN
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
One of a series of strip cartoons I did as a very young man.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
In my everlasting deference, respect and overwhelming love to my ol’ mum and dad, how would you pronounce this? Nug-et or Noo-gah? Just interested.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I’m sure similar words might have been said about Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto. Will these people never learn?
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Been rather lacking here. Please forgive me. It’s rather kicking off over on Twitter. I’m in the fray.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Did I ever tell you all about the time I was stung by a wasp and on the scrotum as a 9 year old boy? Fortunately, on that occasion, my dear ‘ol mum didn’t insist on sucking the sting out! I think the damage might have been far greater had she have done so. Ha!
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Spot the difference.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Source: London Evening Standard This is scary. Maybe other nations have had enough of Western dominance and that Trump’s weakness, masquerading as strength, has enabled this? t.co/QfuQZAA4dc?s...
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Just this.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Crossword clue. Menu’s starter - a large fat duck (7) I’ll put it on the bill. Ha!
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Never before have John Lennon’s words rung so true to me. Trouble is, religion, racism, xenophobia, and greed fuck it all up. We are all destined to ultimate failure until we realise this.
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Ted Smith 🇪🇺 @tedsmith.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Nice to see a bit of American humour.
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