Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In my top five horror films of all time. Hitchcock himself couldn't have improved upon a single frame of this absolute masterclass. 5272
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Danny Trejo, Henry Thomas, and Harvey Keitel are all starring in a new pro-ICE film from Ben Shapiro and Dallas Sonnier. They're shooting in Livingston, MT, and the town absolutely hates them. deadline.com/2026/10/mont...deadline.comMontana Locals Protest Daily Wire's Pro-ICE Film Inspired By Renee GoodDaily Wire's new pro-ICE movie production has attracted local protesters in Livingston, Montana. 7221
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just scrape the whole awful thing into the garbage and call it Porner Brothers. 2100
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I finally saw the new RESIDENT EVIL and absolutely loved it up until the final 10 minutes, when it spiraled so hard that I actually "boo"d when the movie ended. Spoilers in thread. 2100
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On behalf of all publicists... If you run a film festival, don't send out your press list as a pdf. It doesn't make it any safer, and just makes us have to go through a bunch of dumb steps to turn it into a usable spreadsheet. Thank you. That is all. xo 0153
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Does anyone else get these? Starting about a week ago, I get around a dozen spam calls every day that go right to voicemail and proceed to ask if I’m still on the line? 5100
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Anne Ramsay, the amazing star of my 2023 film BROOKLYN 45, is in one of those Liberty Biberty commercials and its gotten 99 MILLION views. 3121
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The meanest thing in any horror movie ever is in HALLOWEEN 4, when those cheerleaders pull over and make a hitchhiking Dr. Loomis think they're going to pick him up and then they drive away just as he reaches them. 8403
Reposted by Ted GeogheganC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ed Sheeran World Tour Macklemore 2945864
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We live above a 24-hour bodega on Manhattan's Lower East Side. It's kind of lovely that today of all days marked the first time my son was able to properly say "As-salamu alaykum" to the guys working there and wishing them peace. It was met with a lot of hugs. Interactions like that ARE New York. 0435
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm not on here much anymore, and trying to limit all social media in favor of family and real-life, but I do hope that everybody here is doing well and that your own world are turning the very best they can. Sending all the love out, friends. 2280
Reposted by Ted GeogheganFinal Exam Horror Trivia @finalexamtrivia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Final Exam 39 happens in just over two weeks! We've got a big, fun event lined up at Rockbar... and we'd absolutely love for you to be there! Mark your calendars for 2PM on Sunday, September 20th, and let's have some spooky community fun together! 041
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?static.klipy.comHalloween Ghost Rider: Flaming PumpkinALT: Halloween Ghost Rider: Flaming Pumpkin 3100
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This ad is so fantastic that it made me tear up. My father was a quadriplegic and would always roll his eyes when a stranger would pat him his shoulder and say something like, "You're an inspiration." Sure he was was, but he was more than that. He was dad... and that was the best thing he could be.youtube.comI’m Not Remarkable: Apple Products Make School More AccessibleYouTube video by Apple 041
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Re-watching BACK TO THE FUTURE with Teddy and only just now realizing that Biff's "You Irish bug" insult was him poorly making fun of the McFly family name. 2230
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026RIP Kavinsky. The granddaddy of retro chillwave, and someone whose hypnotic music has calmed me down more times than I can count. www.youtube.com/watch?is=llV...youtube.comKavinsky - Nightcall (Drive Original Movie Soundtrack) (Official Audio)YouTube video by Record Makers 4204
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I pulled a muscle in my left scapula on Wednesday morning, right before catching my flight to Montreal and have been in near-sobbing pain since then. I'm praying that it goes away at some point so I can actually go out and enjoy a movie or some socializing! Yay, getting old! 5120
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Is this the future of film poster credits? We don't even list the actors' names anymore, just the most popular credit on their IMDb profile? Oof. 341
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My father told me to avoid speaking ill of the dead unless they were scumfuck trash. Then you should speak very ill of them when they're alive, even moreso after they die, and forever onward so their shittiness is never, ever forgotten. 1367
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I never thought there would be a day in which I'm not amped for a new EVIL DEAD, but the heartless nastiness of the last few have really bummed me out. I get that Ash had to kill his sister in the mostly-humorless original, but the act was never played for sheer agony. These ones are so MEAN! <1/2> 4140
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Stoked to watch this one with a wild crowd later this month at @fantasiafestival.com! 051
Reposted by Ted GeogheganGoat Sword @goatswordmovie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026GOAT SWORD is an upcoming horror comedy film about an amateur black metal band that faces gnarly consequences when their alcoholic drummer becomes a vampire right before their biggest gig yet. visit our Seed&Spark campaign page to learn more: goatswordmovie.com 🐐 ⚔️ 153
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026As someone who is wracked with guilt over basically everything, automated "We're sorry to see you go" messages have never once guilted me into resubscribing to a mailing list that I've just opted out of. 2191
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Columbia Pictures ad exec who likely got paid by the word: "What if we add a second really long tagline, like, directly under the shish kebab tagline? And what if we put a third tagline under the title of the film? And what if we put a 23-word warning at the bottom of the poster?!" 3171
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm producing a really fun black metal horror-comedy called GOAT SWORD, and we'd love your support! Click, learn more, and do the right thing!seedandspark.comGoat Sword - Film and Storytelling | Seed&SparkAn amateur black metal band faces gnarly consequences when their drummer becomes a vampire before their biggest gig yet. This horror-comedy is a love letter to the NYC metal scene and DIY horror commu... 0137
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I love THE POSTMAN. And this is a good read.indiewire.comKevin Costner’s ‘The Postman’ Will Restore Your Faith in Other People on America’s 250th BirthdayRevisiting Kevin Costner's 'The Postman' reveals a strange, sincere American epic about hope, mail, and showing up for others. Midnight movie. 060
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I ran a page of my 100% human, zero AI-involvement at any stage non-fiction book through an AI-detector to see the same, and it flagged a private letter from Ronald Reagan, handwritten in 1986 and lost until I uncovered it, as 100% AI written. 261
Reposted by Ted GeogheganHorror Makes Us Happy @horrormakesushappy.com · 03/07/2026New one's up! Special effects, Orange Julius, video games, and Tor Johnson masks with @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social (We Are Still Here, Mohawk, Brooklyn 45, ABCs of Death 2, 100 Tears)! youtu.be/mLhKu6FPiTc #horror #psychology #podcastsyoutu.beTed Geoghegan (We Are Still Here, Mohawk, Brooklyn 45, ABCs of Death 2, 100 Tears) | HMUH S07E14YouTube video by HorrorMakesUsHappy 151
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This bit from the upcoming TS wedding at MSG is somehow grosser than all the other parts. I’ve always seen public bathrooms as the great unifiers. 160
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Heartbreaking to hear that Daveigh was unhoused and suffering before she passed away at such a terribly young age. I'd met her at a con ages ago and she was so sweet and humble. www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...nbcnews.comDaveigh Chase, star of ‘The Ring’ and voice of Lilo in ‘Lilo & Stitch,’ died of AIDSLos Angeles County medical examiners also found that “chronic polysubstance use” was a contributing factor. 2154
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If you want to piss off your dorky friends, tell them about next month’s $100M Universal release about the making of a Hollywood horror movie in the 1930s where the film team accidentally summons an Elder God and a giant pustulating mass that then attempts to devour the world. <1/2> 2261
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I swear that every single morning I log on here, the first thing I see is a repost of screengrabbed content from the bad site. Stop. Doing. That. 0224
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Gene Shalit (along with his absurd taste in film and fashion) was one in a million. Of TERROR TRAIN, he said “You’d be off the rails if you don’t choo-choose this loco-motion picture”, yet he called DAWN OF THE DEAD “Yawn of the living” and famously loathed THE SHINING. RIP, king of the dad jokes. 310625
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Three years ago tonight I was out with this beautiful bunch of people, catching the World Premiere of @thejoelynch.bsky.social's SUITABLE FLESH at #Tribeca! Good times! 1223
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I watch A LOT of Murder She Wrote. The strangest thing I find with the series is that, over the course of 272 murders, Jessica Fletcher never once acknowledges the shadow of death that surrounds her. Like, never once. She's always totally blindsided - and never goes, "Seriously, man?! Again?!" 149121074
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hey author friends. I'm seeking an established literary agent for a non-fiction book I've spent the past two years on. Been tooling around on Publishers Marketplace for some time, but thought I'd open it up to friends, as well. Any advice, opinions, or insight would be very welcome! 2127
Reposted by Ted Geoghegannat_halie @nat-ha-lie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Can I just say, if I wanted to see X posts, I'd still have an account. I don't, because fuck that Nazi cunt. 26714
Reposted by Ted GeogheganDarkness Pauls 🎃 @paulle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Movies make life so much more bearable. 17023
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026If you've never been to Fantasia, I promise you that its 30th anniversary this Summer is definitely going to be the best time to remedy that. Seriously. Come to Fantasia. Do it. 1154
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Wow. I didn't realize Spielberg was the same age as the President. Dude's out there making DISCLOSURE DAY while the Cheeto is just filling his pants with rage diarrhea. 1311
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I just completed a 120,000 word non-fiction book and never *once* used A.I. during the research or writing of it. Believe it or not, but most authors still think it's hacky-ass bullshit... not to mention total garbage when it comes to historic accuracy. 3271
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Tell me I'm not a crazy person for thinking I need to own a bottle of officially-licensed Rocketeer high-rye bourbon. www.officialcellar.com/rocketeer-shopofficialcellar.comRocketeer Shop | Explore Bold Flavors Today — Official CellarDiscover premium American whiskeys inspired by The Rocketeer universe, featuring smooth wheated and high-rye bourbons, including exclusive signed editions for collectors. 3100
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026When my dad died in 2019, my partner told me to put on whatever movie would make me feel better. I immediately picked FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2, because it reminded me of... I dunno, being a kid? On that day, literally nothing on Earth was going to offer me more warmth than sackhead Jason. 2290
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I genuinely couldn't believe my eyes when Rex Reed, the same man who famously called THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE "The most horrifying motion picture I have ever seen", gave a glowing review to my 2015 debut and only managed to get three plot points wrong. RIP. observer.com/2015/06/retu...observer.comReturn of the Living Dead: Zombies Strike and Carnage Ensues in ‘We Are Still Here’A new horror flick called ‘We Are Still Here’ is written and directed by a top movie PR man, Ted Geoghegan. 1273
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Hey friends. I hope that Monday treats you well, and that you have something fun, rewarding, or relaxing to look forward to this week. You've got this. 5272
Reposted by Ted GeogheganJoe Lipsett @joelipsett.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m excited for the film and I want him to be comfortable reprising this character, but Hollywood movies encourage unrealistic body images and I’d love to see an older, not jacked-looking Rick O’Connell in THE MUMMY 4. 1162
Ted Geoghegan @tedgeoghegan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026A barfly regular at my corner pub just casually dropped that his late father was a stop-motion artist who designed and animated Chiller Theater's six-fingered hand. 😵 2272