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Teddy T

@tedct.bsky.social
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
God damnit this has been at the tip of my tongue every time I’ve seen/heard the name Ben Rice. 👏👏👏
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought there might be an elephant penis in there somewhere in this pic
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good football is nice and all but I’m a little piggie loving this slop right now.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Real lyrics to Star Wars are “Just take those old records off the shelf”
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Night Moves
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s nothing compared to the king — Fernando Mendoza.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“‘**** and her dads…(yadda yadda)…” is something my kid (2nd) grade has been used to saying forever and doesn’t think twice about. Granted we live in boystown so she’s a bit desencitized.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What would it prepare for you to see?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Now THIS is Midwest nice. A special Chicago brand. Love my city.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have nothing to base this on…but probably FIFA saying you can’t cause of some bullshit about proprietary blend of seed.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I teach ESL to Afghani immigrants. They're all from cities, but they speak respectfully about Afghani folks who live in the mountains: their lives are tough, but they are hardy and surprisingly healthy, because they eat fresh meat and milk. One student added "but first they boil the milk, of course"
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
He showed Bane pit energy in the finals. Feels like a fun character arc.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How does this team lose 3 games?
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Jolly good
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
That foot is over 8 god damn feet in the air. He can use the molding above my door for a fucking hamstring stretch.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
God damn I’m so glad you posted this. Been pissing off my downstairs neighbors all morning.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
When I tell you I’ve almost broke 3 steering wheels drumming to this song driving….
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
At first I only got to “talk about a nanny state” then rewatched it and want to give her a medal in Mental Gymnastics.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wait this isn’t an onion thing?
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
After seeing these I’m just supposed to pretend to go to work tomorrow?
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I could imagine downing some Squirrel Proof whisky.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
@danbernstein.bsky.social a pretty good Orakpo-ing here of KAT….one of the more unassuming ones. Still punches ya in the nose though.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social 1st donation in honor of my Alma Mater (DePauw University under the trojan Horse of Make Spencer Eat Cheese U), second donation for the miles from DePauw to Michigan…+13.10 for obvious reasons.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This unfortunately was the most natural next step
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Oh he’d LOVE it.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
…Parking lot
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
And the bears to Allstate Arena.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Play all football games at Wrigley Field.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
About a 1/3 of the way through and I dig it.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
20pt win m’lady?
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I Propose a kind of Boban Scoring System measuring how fun a blowout is.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Absolutely the best description of that game.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Playing like a 60yr old player out there (a compliment)
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The stomp? He trying to distract the shooter? Is this a think he does?
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I wouldn’t be anywhere else.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Like the wildebeest in Lion King…
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hank Hurley….. I’m sorry I don’t mean to besmirch the good name of Hank Hill.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Species of wood for woodworking
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Worth the wait.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
yeah brother fucking Mad Max thousands of trucks through there.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social a real HOF Midwest Promotional Text Message from Jet’s Pizza…Ranchfest.
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
media.tenor.com
Harry Caray Snl GIF
ALT: Harry Caray Snl GIF
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
By the way, a reminder on Jack Hughes, since the grifters are already trying to hijack his postgame interview www.vogue.com/article/meet...
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Teddy T @tedct.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Counterpoint: part of the agony of defeat
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