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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 16h
he mentions dylan and leonard cohen as the chief influence on his solo songwriting and it really shows
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 17h
live at carnegie hall is huge for my 'cameron winter is gen z bob dylan' theory
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
marlins got rid of both the tv play by play guy (who i liked) and the color commentator (who i did NOT like). fortune is dichotomous i guess
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
dodgers threepeat into 13 month lockout becoming more feisable by the hour
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
welcome to the 2026 NLCS. we hope you guys liked last year, because it's exactly the same!!
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
taking a census in skyrim must be hard as hell. the occuptation of 60% of the population is 'bandit'
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
mister nice guy
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he's still my favorite dolphins head coach in my lifetime. i want to own this t shirt so bad
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my parents moved in with my grandparents so next time i go home cookie is gonna meet a new cat 😧
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i love mike mcdaniel as a guy in the nfl. but we gotta be realistic
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its crazy how it turns out running a lot of screens and quick decision option routes doesnt work when people know whats coming
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
kyle gordon is of course kinda like weird al. but he's far more committed to having his parodies sound like the genre they are parodying, vs weird al which is just straight one to one direct parody. also kyle fundamentally understands viral marketing
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*walking up to the mic an open mic night* yeah man spinach is just an awesome vegetable man shout outs spinach
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
mike mcdaniel getting to live out the 'what if the dolphins drafted herbert instead' scenario and having it go horribly awry is a funny post script to his head coaching tenure
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there are a lot of 0-4 teams. but i genuinely believe we may not win a single game
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the miami dolphins have secured the number 1 pick in the 2027 nfl draft
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for reference: im easily at over 150 hours over the last year. in that time ive touched maybe like 25 of the 50 total games. its just endless
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bogdanovich is so damn good
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ooooh i meant the inherent vice book. although id absolutely read a book version of punch drunk love
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ufo 50 is on sale for 17 bucks if you feel like playing a ridiculously insane game that you can sink endless time into
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when you turn 26 and also read the book?? inherent vice i think edges it out. insane movie. still need to watch one battle after another i even read vineland for that express purpose
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my siblings and i watched it (again) this spring its ridiculously good
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how does one get elected mayor of mike tomlin's minecraft city
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
adam sandler in punch drunk love saying 'I'm a nice man. I mind my own business' is an all timer line read
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
aj preller i apologize you were absolutely right this time
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
had to do it again i am good at one video game 💯
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this just in: pitchfork magazine has awarded the 2026 album of the year to the shins - chutes too narrow!!!
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of our 5 good players acl exploded. the have looked as bad as i remember in my nearly 3 decades of being a dolphins fan. bless us all
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bam adebayo is gonna score 85 points in a game this year
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey we got a tame impala top 10 billboard year end chart hit. thats pretty crazy
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the shins first 3 albums are nice as hell. why as a society are we not talking about the shins more
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
miami dolphins fans have been CONDEMNED by a HIGHER POWER for their hubris
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you had best not be too fastidious in your curiosity touching this Leviathan
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
purple mountains isnt as popular but is even sadder. cant imagine how people would deal with that
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the way people online talk 'about a crow looked at me' is still strange as hell. starting to think we dont handle death well as a culture
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guy i buy like 10 5$ records from even threw one in for free. thats whats up
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
record fair is truly undefeated. we're talking paul simon, both garfunkel and solo. we're talking cheap obligatory deadhead copy of workingman's dead. we're talking songs of leonard cohen. we're talking stevie wonder. its just so awesome
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
im happy the record fair was fun today at least
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
brock purdy has looked like 1993 joe montana today
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
aaron rodgers 20.5 QBR farewell tour
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
longform essay about what ufo 50 means to me
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this has really been a funny offseason for the heat. the bam adebayo tyler herro scuffle is like only slightly behind the will smith oscars slap in absurdity
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
record fair on sunday and i got paid today. the stars are aligning...
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
always fun to get a used record or book where someone writes their Name on it somewhere
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a 21st century thomas hobbes would be a blue check substack author with like 50k followers
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you know i have a lot of knocks on south park but getting primus to do your cartoon's theme song is undoubtedly pretty funny
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i will never forget being a freshman in college and an older friend telling me to try mf doom again when i said i didnt like him. absolutely vindicated
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
its really funny that madvillainy has been my favorite album for 5+ years now, given that i thought it was mediocre on my first teenage listens
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i know i tweet a lot about the Pitchfork Cinematic Universe. but its crazy how good the Wednesday album from last year is
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jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
theyre calling it 'gen z nashville skyline'. theyre claiming that alex g has been reincarnated even though he's alive right now already
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