jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 8hhow does one get elected mayor of mike tomlin's minecraft city 020
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 14hadam sandler in punch drunk love saying 'I'm a nice man. I mind my own business' is an all timer line read 120
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 15haj preller i apologize you were absolutely right this time 001
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this just in: pitchfork magazine has awarded the 2026 album of the year to the shins - chutes too narrow!!! 021
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one of our 5 good players acl exploded. the have looked as bad as i remember in my nearly 3 decades of being a dolphins fan. bless us all 010
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 26/09/2026bam adebayo is gonna score 85 points in a game this year 010
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hey we got a tame impala top 10 billboard year end chart hit. thats pretty crazy 000
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the shins first 3 albums are nice as hell. why as a society are we not talking about the shins more 000
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026miami dolphins fans have been CONDEMNED by a HIGHER POWER for their hubris 010
Reposted by jack ‼️Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you had best not be too fastidious in your curiosity touching this Leviathan 211224
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the way people online talk 'about a crow looked at me' is still strange as hell. starting to think we dont handle death well as a culture 100
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026record fair is truly undefeated. we're talking paul simon, both garfunkel and solo. we're talking cheap obligatory deadhead copy of workingman's dead. we're talking songs of leonard cohen. we're talking stevie wonder. its just so awesome 100
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 20/09/2026brock purdy has looked like 1993 joe montana today 120
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026this has really been a funny offseason for the heat. the bam adebayo tyler herro scuffle is like only slightly behind the will smith oscars slap in absurdity 000
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026record fair on sunday and i got paid today. the stars are aligning... 020
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026always fun to get a used record or book where someone writes their Name on it somewhere 000
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a 21st century thomas hobbes would be a blue check substack author with like 50k followers 000
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026you know i have a lot of knocks on south park but getting primus to do your cartoon's theme song is undoubtedly pretty funny 020
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026its really funny that madvillainy has been my favorite album for 5+ years now, given that i thought it was mediocre on my first teenage listens 120
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i know i tweet a lot about the Pitchfork Cinematic Universe. but its crazy how good the Wednesday album from last year is 010
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 14/09/2026theyre calling it 'gen z nashville skyline'. theyre claiming that alex g has been reincarnated even though he's alive right now already 020
Reposted by jack ‼️Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history. 6135941126
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 13/09/2026we're making kirk cousins look like 2011 aaron rodgers 010
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Miami Dolphins 2027 - 'The chase for 0-17' - 4:15 PM - CBS 100
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 12/09/2026funniest result of the drake kendrick lamar beef is drake just going back to making normal drake songs like nothing ever happened 010
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 12/09/2026hit a corner 100 in skee ball for the first time in my life tn 😎 010
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026real indieheads know the 8.0 no bnm pitchfork review is even more powerful than the 8.3 bnm 020
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*turning 30 soon voice* the replacements are really good man 120
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 09/09/2026'told John Apple to call me, I was scary to see' - saint pablo 010
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i get emotional when i think about how ive known cookie the cat for 7 years this saturday. he's such a fixture in my life - it feels like its always been that way. having a pet is so awesome 020
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 07/09/2026in '50 ways to leave your lover', paul simon directly deliniates only five ways to do so. what about the other 45 mr simon 🤔🤨 131
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 07/09/2026cookie the cat has been gleefully playing soccer with one discarded cheerio for the last 10 mins 010
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 06/09/2026why do people install punishments as part of their fantasy football leagues,. is the glory of having superior ball knowledge not enough 150
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 03/09/2026beastie boys have a hilarious career arc. they were originally a post punk band who changed their whole act. they then released the first rap album to top the hot 200 as essentially a novelty act. they then decided they wanted to make good music and quietly did so for 20 years 010
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 03/09/2026this article went quadruple platinum on the 'jacks childhood listening' chart 000
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 03/09/2026atypical bob dylan opinion: this song pretty easily makes my top 10 for him open.spotify.com/track/5ka7NF...open.spotify.comBob Dylan's 115th DreamBob Dylan · Bringing It All Back Home · Song · 1965 020
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 02/09/2026the next time the clippers have a first round pick it will be for a player who's currently like 10 years old 250
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 01/09/2026its really fun when your team's ceiling is like 6 wins max. takes the pressure of big expectations off of you 020
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the gen x'ers are vindicated as far as music taste goes in my opinion. talking heads and new order are just good 120
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 01/09/20262026 miami dolphins assemble 'worst team of all time', asked to leave nfl owners meetings 110
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026im gonna finish the month in the top 500. does anyone care ‼️‼️⁉️ 030
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 30/08/2026hearthsone is maybe the one video game i am good at and it has maybe 35 people total who care about it still. its a funny experience 020
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i dont really care about the context; artists who get mad about pitchfork reviews almost always look pedantic and self concious as hell 000
jack ‼️ @tedcruzcontrol.bsky.social · 28/08/2026favorite summoning salt video (nes tetris) got a spiritual sequel. the year of jack continues 020
