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@tedboothmain.bsky.social
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politics & sociology undergrad | audio production | veggie | he/him links | linktr.ee/tedbooth

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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t think I’ll ever figure out how to take a decent post gym pic for hevy 🙂🙃
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woke up in cold sweats dreaming that I had transformed into the Substance monster
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Genuinely feel insane at how obsessed people are about this. Don't think I've ever felt a single iota of concern about "small boats" beyond concern for the people on them's safety.
Sky News 2 @SkyNews •1h
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Small boat crossings are a "national emergency" and the government doesn't have
"full control" of the borders, says Labour MP Mike Tapp, who was migration minister under Sir Keir Starmer.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is our national broadcaster. Sick of the majority of news stories being about refugees these days.
screenshot of the Scotland section of BBC news, highlighting three of the news articles. First: FMQs - Swinney and Offord clash over homeless refugees. Second: Calls to ease 'burden' of housing refugees on Glasgow City Council Third: Nine arrested in immigration raids on Scottish fishing fleet.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Started recording and sharing a personal journal style podcast called Trot Talks. Just an opportunity for me to put my free time and focus on a little creative project. Latest episode is a nice walk through a nature park. If you're interested in listening you can find it here: linktr.ee/tedbooth
Landscape photo from a shoreline. In the foreground there is a rocky beach with some green plant life. In the distance there is a wide river, the tide is out so sand banks are visible.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The Goatfather
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This gave me the serotonin I needed to get through the day
A grey squirrel eats his but in a tree. They (the squirrel) is very locked in.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Tried a road trip. Nothing went right.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
this is crazy but i have found out more about this in vermont of all places. these were a postcard collection of scottish places, from a dundee publisher.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Hullo from a snowy Vermont!
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The marketplace listing is taking me out 😭💀
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Gm bloomfies, another day to go towards the mountain
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
gm campers
a small taxidermy bird wearing a pink cowboy hat rides an alligator head. the bird is holding a rope that is tied around the alligator mouth like a lasso.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Trust me bro I saw Bernie
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Vermont is cold
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
(björk voice) hello iceland
A photo of iceland, showing snow covered mountains and a frozen coast line
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Thanks for the help packing fellas
One black cat and a ginger cat sit inside a lime green suitcase
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
in 3 days i will be within touching distance (an 8 hour layover at an airport in new jersey) to habibi zorhan. manifesting my meet cute moment
Bobby from King of the Hill sits cross-legged in a meditative state in front of his purple twin bed. In front of him is a chest of drawers of some kind (we can't see the front so it could be a display unit) with the back of his tv visible and an incense stick burning alongside a candle.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A brief reflection on cringe culture and making sure to slay in 2026. open.substack.com/pub/tedbooth...
A meme. Text says "what if I flop?" "oh, but darling, what if you eat diva". The text is on a backdrop of clouds with a strange green creature to the right hand side.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I'm a 30-year-old man... wtf am I talking about?
A frame from The Simpsons of Agnes Skinner, her right hand is up to her face, and her eyes are wide with an exasperated look.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I am genuinely surprised it has taken this long for him to face any consequences for inappropriate behaviour. Considering the whole "hide the sausage" bit he was doing on stage and television
Screenshot from Walliams Wikipedia:
Footage from a 2007 BBC documentary titled Little Britain Down Under shows Walliams inviting male teenagers, said to be aged sixteen to eighteen, to play 'Hide the Sausage' on stage.[101] Walliams asks the volunteers to confirm their ages and says "Bingo" when one claims they are sixteen years old before adding, "You're a big boy for 16 aren't you - that's what I'll tell the judge."[101]

Walliams is seen pulling down the trousers and underwear of young men before he appears to kiss their buttocks and simulate anal sex.[101] The volunteers attempt to keep their clothes on.[101]

During the documentary, Walliams reads a letter he claims was written by a victim of sexual abuse who criticises the Des Kaye character.[102] Elsewhere in the documentary, Walliams says, "I love cruelty, it's my favourite thing in the world."
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Big "please clap" energy.
Jeb Bush is standing on a stage, waiting, with pain in his eyes, for the audience to clap.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I felt like a rant about advertisements and the state of the internet. Please enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/tedbooth...
The Duolingo owl wearing a leather harness in Berlin.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This framing is deliberate... Putting YOUR TAX IS GOING UP alongside "ending the two-child welfare cap" and a story below with the title "How the chancellor just took a chunk out of your future pay". Suggesting X is because of Y.
A screenshot of the BBC news website. Top story headline "Ordinary people will pay a little bit more says Reeves, after raising tax and ending two-child welfare cap"
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Fella looks like a haunted ventriloquist doll
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Iconic British children's TV character Mr Blobby looking cursed with a handful of bank notes.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
If we don't see this national treasure on the next season of celebrity traitors we march on the BBC
A photo of Bob Mortimer gesturing "shhhh" while holding a red hool-a-hoop.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
BBC reporting that "Markings found on bullets indicate the suspect was steeped in online culture and the Antifa, or anti-fascist, movement". I don't think 4chan memes are the usual workings of antifa...
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
He’s too sleepy to function now.
The same orange cat sleeps snuggly in a pile of scarves
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The face of a man who has just spent the last 45 minutes doing parkour around the flat
An orange cat looks directly at the camera, with no thoughts contained in his mind.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The face of a man who has just spent the last 45 minutes doing parkour around the flat
An orange cat looks directly at the camera, with no thoughts contained in his mind.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
And no one has told these guys that you can also do Maths on Duolingo too
A screen shot of an Instagram ad that says “Like Duolingo, Buf for Math”.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Apparently History also needs its own Duolingo styled app
An Instagram ad that says “Like Duolingo but for history” written across an AI generated painting of a Queen.An Instagram ad that says “like duolingo but for history” with a cartoon man dressed in a read jacket.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
ADHD is the most popular thing that apparently needs a Duolingo style app.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
The only little orange man I respect
A small and very cute little ginger kitten snoozing.
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Ted @tedboothmain.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
The energy i bring to the skyline
Unhinged statue of the Joker from Batman’s game series
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