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2 ) 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝑼𝑵𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙎 .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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彡★꒱ 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓮 .ᐟ @bluestarlee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Purple Pixel Sky with Shooting Star
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
elysia 🩷 the photos of the new 2012 ultimates on neca's instagram lowkey have me giggling . and the comments are NOT helping 💀
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
what's up with all the bad guys showing their faces again . ☹️
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
you were literally going to destroy me with it . 👹
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── 𝓑𝐘𝐓𝐄𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐗𝐘. @byteproxy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓞𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗖𝗞 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝑰𝑫𝑰𝑶𝑻 𝙅𝘼𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙃𝙀𝘼𝘿 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 「 * 𝗚𝗔𝗡𝗚 」 ── ( flash ⚠️ )
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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕮𝐇'𝕽𝐄𝐋𝐋. @utromtyrant.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
elysia 🩷 i don't plan on being here much today with everything going on, other than checking in every so often feel free to add my disc if you wish to talk / vent 🫶
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
elysia 🩷 very true . it's sad how the amount of seasons has gone down with every new tmnt show iteration ( 1987 : 10, 2003 : 7, 2012 : 5, rise : 2 ) 🙁
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
elysia 🩷 this is so sad . rise could have .... whatever the triplet version of twinsies is ── with them 😔🥀
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
elysia 🩷 are there any occurrences in 2012 and rise where splinter was impersonated by a robot . i've watched 12 multiple times but i can't recall if there was or not
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── 𝓐𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐋 .ᐟ ( new 📌 ) @redscientifics.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋, 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐀 𝗙𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗬 . 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐎 ...
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── 𝓛𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐎. ( new 📌 ) @alwaysincontrol.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝗟𝗘𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗢'𝗦 𝑨𝑳𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝐈𝐍 ─
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─╌ 𝑅𝘈𝘗𝘏𝘈𝘌𝘓 .ᐟ ( new 📌 ) @crimsonsais.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ COUNT ON 𝑅𝘈𝘗𝘏𝘈𝘌𝘓 ──
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓚𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐈. ( new 📌 ) @orokukarai.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝗕𝗢𝗪 𝐈𝐍 𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑵 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗬𝗘𝗗 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐀𝐍𝐃 ──
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ ( new 📌 ) @turtletitan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗪𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝑮𝑼𝒀 𝐈𝐒 ...
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝘿𝙊𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙊,
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐇𝐄’𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 」 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑩𝑼𝑵𝑪𝑯 ── .ᐟ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
elysia 🩷 CAROLINE 👹
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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a cartoon turtle with a purple tie is laying on the floor
ALT: a cartoon turtle with a purple tie is laying on the floor
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── 𝑺𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ @wisesensei.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓘𝐅 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝑷𝑨𝒀 , 𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝒀 ──
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐘 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 .ᐣ 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑻𝑨𝑳𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐓𝐎 .ᐣ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕮𝐇'𝕽𝐄𝐋𝐋. @utromtyrant.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
ᅠ ᅠ 𝓛𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 「 * 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙀𝙉𝙄𝙓 」 , 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗡 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 ── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑺 .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
“ not particularly . ” a rather quick reply from the purple clad turtle ── he pushes himself off the couch with a sigh . “ ... alright, i SUPPOSE i can help you ── what exactly WERE you doing, anyway .ᐣ ”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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a person is drawing a stick figure in a notebook .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
... how is the shredder still alive .ᐣ this is getting ridiculous ── [ 😭🙏 . ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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a person is drawing a stick figure in a notebook .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
no waY .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
WHAT THE HECK MAN
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
i'll tell on you to the crewmate guys, buddy .ᐟ 😡😡😡
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
hey, let GO . 😡
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
noooooooo . [ 💀 . ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
well ... uh, yeah . i guess if she IS the shredder, she is an impostor, and therefore .... among us .ᐣ 💧 [ 💀🙏 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
WHAT
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
when i know my writer is secretly the shredder but i can't prove it yet
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a bald man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking at the camera .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
GIRL NO
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO ME .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
... [ HE STARTS LAUGHING 💀 ] looks like i win by default .ᐟ
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
you're right, sorry . forgot how bad karaoke night was for you, sir dying duck . 👺
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
you'll change your tune soon enough . 👺
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
let's see you try .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
MIKEY 👺
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
...
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
[ rises from the dcad ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
[ frankly, he's also having the same horrid nightmares ── ugh, this always happened whenever THEIR shredder was about to make a full return ... ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
[ he pulls away from the hoverboard, scratching his chin with his eyes closed . ] hmm ... i see, i see . [ ..... your eyes are closed right now, you do not see . 👺 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
[ GLARING BACK . 👺 ... 💧 do not let shredder know you're afraid, don ── don't let him know . 🙁 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐎𝐍. @techwizturtle.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
i'm JUUUST making sure .... 👺 [ this fuckinfg TURTLE . 👹👹 ]
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