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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍.

@purpledragonboss.bsky.social
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𝐈'𝐌 𝐀 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗥, 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑺 .ᐟ 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝗔𝗡𝗬𝗢𝗡𝗘, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐑𝐈𝐏 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙂𝙐𝙀 𝐎𝐔𝐓 .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
elysia 🩷 me n the gang when
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
elysia 🩷 the mouser track for the show is so banger
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
elysia 🩷 " YO MAMA 👺💅 "
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
yeah, the multiverse's big when it comes to us . they call 'em incarnations or somethin' . ... you're better off askin' the fourth wall breakers like the master shredder you know 'bout it .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
AUGH ── [ he's left with a cvt on the side of his face ── considering not much damage was done, he must be a real tank . ... as if that weren't already clear from his build, that is . ] ohh ... you little PUNK .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
aha . purple cape . that's the problem . you're talkin' about a different version of master shredder . the one i know wears no capes . ever .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
... hang on a second . what does his clothin' look like .ᐣ
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
krang .ᐣ [ he looks confused . ] i don't think i know a krang . and i've never heard the master speak about one, either .....
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
[ hun suddenly GRABS her by the collar of her jacket with both hands . ] master shredder would appreciate if i served ya on a silver platter . some good ol' fried rabbit, rabbit stew .... hahaha .ᐟ.ᐟ
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
good, good . that means idon'tgotta pummel ya . ... brain .ᐣ oh, yeah . he's been a brain . that stupid doctor stockman ──
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
like i said, it's for wimps . it ain't a problem at all .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
strategies are for wimps . real ones do shit in the heat of the moment .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
sure i do . i know plenty, comes with workin' for the shredder . you gotta be pretty smart and loyal to survive in his world .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
yeah, that's right . i'm surprised you know him . fine . he's been givin' that backstabbin' scientist a lot more punishments lately .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
[ he grits his teeth . ] really now, bunny girl .ᐣ you don't know nothin' .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
that ain't the gotcha y'think it is, stockman .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
[ GROWLING . 💀 ] at least i ain't constantly losin' body parts .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
baxter stockman's face pisses me off .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i prefer the term enforcer . why, it's master shredder ── of course .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
you're not scarin' me, pal .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
[ that's fine by him . to hun, that just means she won't see his strike coming . ]
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
ooh, i'm scared . shakin' in my shoes, really .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
no, snarkypants ── i'm doin' a task for the master .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
not out 'n about . at desks, sure . really, now .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
well, now you're askin' for it ── so, no . i won't .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
...... you know somethin', maybe that ain't doin' him justice . no ── he's somethin' of a god . tell that to someone who cares, punk .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
i only know one " king ", and it sure as hell ain't you, buddy .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
what's your deal, huh .ᐣ not every day you see a computer runnin' around the streets of th' city .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
you, rat . who else .ᐣ
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
[ cracking his knuckles ... he's looking at the reader with a devious grin on his face . ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕮𝐇'𝕽𝐄𝐋𝐋. @utromtyrant.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
elysia 🩷 i don't plan on being here much today with everything going on, other than checking in every so often feel free to add my disc if you wish to talk / vent 🫶
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
oh yeah .ᐣ why's that .ᐣ
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
ah, niiiceee . i'd try t' show up, but the japanese warrior boss calls . [ 💀🙏 . ]
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
haha, SWEET . thanks . [ he accepts the cookies . ] festival, huh .ᐣ
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
huh, sounds good . grandmama used t' make chocolate cookies with mint ── they was my second favorite homemade dessert ever .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
cookies .ᐣ i like cookies . what kind are they .ᐣ
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
hey, good t' see ya agai ── ... that for me .ᐣ
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i'lll do what i want .
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
[ he GRUNTS in response . 💀 ]
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
LA BOO BOO 👻👻👻
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
[ he huffs and dusts his shoulder off . 💀 ]
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
ARGHHH .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 👹 FINE . 😡
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
PUT ME DOWN . 👹
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
WHAT THE FUCK 👹 [ 💀 . ]
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
you got five seconds . 👹 one . five ── [ WHY DID HE SKIP RIGHT TO FIVE . 💀 ]
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
[ CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES . 💀🙏 ]
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── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
... OH YEAH . I REMEMBER YOU NOW . 👹 [ 💀 . ] you're that elf eared lady master shredder hates . 👺👺👺
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