── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026elysia 🩷 the mouser track for the show is so banger 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026yeah, the multiverse's big when it comes to us . they call 'em incarnations or somethin' . ... you're better off askin' the fourth wall breakers like the master shredder you know 'bout it . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026AUGH ── [ he's left with a cvt on the side of his face ── considering not much damage was done, he must be a real tank . ... as if that weren't already clear from his build, that is . ] ohh ... you little PUNK . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026aha . purple cape . that's the problem . you're talkin' about a different version of master shredder . the one i know wears no capes . ever . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026... hang on a second . what does his clothin' look like .ᐣ 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026krang .ᐣ [ he looks confused . ] i don't think i know a krang . and i've never heard the master speak about one, either ..... 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026[ hun suddenly GRABS her by the collar of her jacket with both hands . ] master shredder would appreciate if i served ya on a silver platter . some good ol' fried rabbit, rabbit stew .... hahaha .ᐟ.ᐟ 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026good, good . that means idon'tgotta pummel ya . ... brain .ᐣ oh, yeah . he's been a brain . that stupid doctor stockman ── 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026like i said, it's for wimps . it ain't a problem at all . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026strategies are for wimps . real ones do shit in the heat of the moment . 100
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026sure i do . i know plenty, comes with workin' for the shredder . you gotta be pretty smart and loyal to survive in his world . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026yeah, that's right . i'm surprised you know him . fine . he's been givin' that backstabbin' scientist a lot more punishments lately . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026[ he grits his teeth . ] really now, bunny girl .ᐣ you don't know nothin' . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026that ain't the gotcha y'think it is, stockman . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026[ GROWLING . 💀 ] at least i ain't constantly losin' body parts . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026i prefer the term enforcer . why, it's master shredder ── of course . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026[ that's fine by him . to hun, that just means she won't see his strike coming . ] 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026ooh, i'm scared . shakin' in my shoes, really . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026no, snarkypants ── i'm doin' a task for the master . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026not out 'n about . at desks, sure . really, now . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026well, now you're askin' for it ── so, no . i won't . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026...... you know somethin', maybe that ain't doin' him justice . no ── he's somethin' of a god . tell that to someone who cares, punk . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026i only know one " king ", and it sure as hell ain't you, buddy . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026what's your deal, huh .ᐣ not every day you see a computer runnin' around the streets of th' city . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 25/05/2026[ cracking his knuckles ... he's looking at the reader with a devious grin on his face . ] 000
Reposted by ── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. ─╌ 𝕮𝐇'𝕽𝐄𝐋𝐋. @utromtyrant.bsky.social · 22/02/2026elysia 🩷 i don't plan on being here much today with everything going on, other than checking in every so often feel free to add my disc if you wish to talk / vent 🫶 017
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026ah, niiiceee . i'd try t' show up, but the japanese warrior boss calls . [ 💀🙏 . ] 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026haha, SWEET . thanks . [ he accepts the cookies . ] festival, huh .ᐣ 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026huh, sounds good . grandmama used t' make chocolate cookies with mint ── they was my second favorite homemade dessert ever . 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026cookies .ᐣ i like cookies . what kind are they .ᐣ 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026you got five seconds . 👹 one . five ── [ WHY DID HE SKIP RIGHT TO FIVE . 💀 ] 000
── 𝓗𝐔𝐍. @purpledragonboss.bsky.social · 20/02/2026... OH YEAH . I REMEMBER YOU NOW . 👹 [ 💀 . ] you're that elf eared lady master shredder hates . 👺👺👺 000