Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social "How the fuck is this war I've never heard of a 6 goddamn part series?" *listens to Imjin War Series* "Well then, that was a fucking ride". 1304
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@sickoscommittee.org I've just started following you recently, and I'm not even that into college football, but you people are delightfully insane. 120
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I had never heard this song before she died, but now I've listened to it legitimately 30 times since then. Just a banger in every sense of the word. You won't mind getting this one stuck in your head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0z3... #dollypartonyoutube.comDolly Parton - Baby I'm Burnin' (Official Audio)YouTube video by Dolly Parton 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 27/06/2026When Cape Verde qualified for the World Cup, I had to actually look up where the fuck it actually was. And now, they're going to be playing Argentina in a knockout match at the actual World Fucking Cup. #worldcup #capeverde 110
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Right now, Cape Verde has a better chance of advancing to the knockout round than Uruguay. That is a real sentence that I just typed. Exactly zero people outside of Saudi Arabia are going to be rooting against Cape Verde in the final group game. #worldcup #capeverde 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Cape Verde?! Leading? At the World Cup? This tournament has been absolute chaos, and I love it. #worldcup #soccer #capeverde #uruguay 040
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Why are the Turkish fans booing the Australians? Did they recognize the Armenian Genocide or something? 000
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 13/06/2026@jkass99.bsky.social I think Paraguay did better in the War of the Triple Alliance than they are doing in the game. 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Judging by the amount of commercials I see for medication to treat it, I have to assume moderate to severe plaque psoriasis is more ubiquitous to humanity than the Black Death. 000
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I'm just choosing to believe that when all Dachshunds die, they go to Valhalla, as they are the most fearless breed of dog known to man. Now imagine weiner dogs in Viking regalia. 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Evidently some kid got real interested in wolves, as I've put away seemingly every single book on the subject today. #library #whyilovethelibrary 020
Reposted by Tom FitzerThomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 27/01/2026Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome. 913188446202
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Starting at about 1:52 in this video, is about my reaction every time this administration tries to explain anything. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social, thank you for this, I say it in my head about 36 times a day. #theworldischaosbekind www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEl6...youtube.comPatton Oswalt - OrgyYouTube video by GreatWorkBoard 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Odds are, movie studios are sending location scouts to Venezuela right now to lay the ground work for Oscar bait movies that will be released 20 years from detailing how invading Venezuela made US soldiers sad. 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Well I watched all two hours of the World Cup Draw, because apparently I like making myself suffer. Here are some initial thoughts and the results of the draw. relieveandponder.wordpress.com/about/result... #soccer #worldcup #worldcupdrawrelieveandponder.wordpress.comResults of the DrawWorld Cup draws, by their nature, are always going to be an example of, “This could have been an email”. The actual draw will always take 15 minutes, but FIFA can’t help themselve… 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Hundreds of millions of people are about to watch people pick ping pong balls out of bowls. But when it involves the World Cup, everything just tends to be bigger. 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Since I'm obsessed with the World Cup, I figured I'd make a site about the history of it. Hopefully I'll be updating it pretty regularly, and here's the first page I finished, a primer for the draw that is taking place on Friday. relieveandponder.wordpress.com/about/the-dr... #worldcup #soccerrelieveandponder.wordpress.comThe Draw(The draw will take place at 12pm ET on Friday, December 5th and be airing on FOX) So, how exactly does FIFA determine who plays who, where they play, and when they play during a World Cup? Well, m… 050
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 18/10/2025That's it, isn't it? The greatest individual performance in baseball history. Might as well shut the game down; it's all downhill from here. defector.com/shohei-ohtan...defector.comShohei Ohtani Plays The Greatest Baseball Game Of All Time | DefectorShohei Ohtani creates a world in which there are no stupid questions. Could there ever be a two-way player in the majors? Could he become an elite power hitter and a frontline starter? Could he recove... 230
Reposted by Tom Fitzerjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/08/2025from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over" 5967061726
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Overheard while putting away books at the library, "Brock, can you put those always gentler?" *CRASH* 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Well, uh, South Park pulled the least amount of punches of all time. #southpark 030
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 05/08/2025@iwriteok.bsky.social Outside of everything else, the fact that Hegseth graduated from Forest Lake High School should have been a warning sign. I grew up in that area, and I wouldn't trust anyone, myself included, in that job. 000
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Well shitwrinkles, this cannot be the start of anything good. 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Jesus, that ref took an absolute shot to the eye. There was not an insignificant amount of blood. 000
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 15/05/2025The Wolves are as old as me, and that was only their 6th series win ever. This will take a while to sink in. #wolves 110
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 29/04/2025@lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social Whenever you start a podcast sponsored religion, this MUST be the Holy Water. All children will be baptized in a tub of White Monster. 020
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 26/04/2025OT playoff hockey requires that someone commits a class C felony or above to get a penalty called. #nhlplayoffs 000
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Currently cataloguing every single book I have, and I may be about halfway done with 288 books so far. 000
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 12/03/2025- "And what is the main selling point of this 'Robocop' video game?" - "Well, you get to be Robocop". - "... Here's $1,000 and the rights to my first born child. I'm sold". 000
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I swear I did the math on this right, and I still have trouble comprehending. If, starting on 10/14/1066, when the Battle of Hastings took place, you had your net worth go up by $1 million every day, then even today, your net worth would be about $7 billion short of what Elon Musk is currently worth 110
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Well we know who is going to win this award for 2025. That was somehow a carpet bombing mixed with a napalming. #kendricklamarmedia.tenor.comsilky johnson is a player hater of the year from 2002ALT: silky johnson is a player hater of the year from 2002 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 03/02/2025You know, it's nice playing "Sniper Elite: Resistance", as it lets one shoot Nazis in the dick in slow motion. Really calms the nerves. 020
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Someone please explain to me how one of the medications I picked up yesterday was cheaper for me to pay for out of my own pocket than it was to use my insurance to pay for it. What in the goddamned fuck is the point of the insurance then? 020
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Well, if I had told you last year that the Vikings would be 13-2 with Sam Darnold at the helm, you would have correctly had me committed to one of those weird 19th century insane asylums. And you would have been right to do it. 000
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 18/12/2024You think they had trouble finding jurors for the Martin Shkreli trial? Wait until they start the jury selection for Luigi Mangione. #luigi 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 08/12/2024@jkass99.bsky.social It's a beautiful thing seeing your universal theory of "fuck that guy" played out across the country, on both sides of the aisle. 020
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 29/11/2024For the Wild v Blackhawks, the armed services member of the game was SGT STEPHANIE STIFFARM. That's like, one of the best names I can think of. 040
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 23/11/2024You try watching "Gladiator" with a 55 lb Pittie mix and a 20 pound Beagle-Boston Terrier mix fighting in your lap. #puppy 010
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 20/11/2024@jkass99.bsky.social When the Ukrainians attacked Kursk, my buddy showed me a clip from German TV where a German military office was pointing at a map with arrows pointing towards Kursk. Per your series, the last time that happened, it, uh was kind of messy. 000
Tom Fitzer @technoir1984.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Ok, someone definitely put a glitch in the Matrix, due to the fact that the DETROIT LIONS are unequivocally the best team in the NFL. #detroitlions 130
