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Nigel Small

@technige.bsky.social
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Programmer with a small grey beard. I do #Python, #Java, #Rust, #JavaScript, #C, #PHP, or whatever else. Often found hanging around sockets, protocols, databases, and cups of tea. Threema ID: BH83A3XX

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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Hallelujah, he is risen.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Dragonfly
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
We learned nothing from two world wars. We have all sat back procrastinating while Netanyahu and his gang literally turn an entire civilization into rubble. We must have no tolerance for intolerance. This crazed ideological madness must be stopped. The world's leaders have to step forward.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Its effect is to make the UK an international laughing stock for zero benefit. The OSA is as pointless as a lone gate in the middle of a field, wasting time and money on something that can be easily walked around for anyone with an ounce of technical knowledge.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Tad nippy out, up here at 3,842m.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Welcome to the garden, new apple tree.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Prescient
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I randomly wandered onto Twitter/X and I have no idea what any of these "news" headlines mean
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Time to watch this week's #TheApprentice
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Based on my knowledge of international trade negotiation protocols, the US now needs to increase to "infinity plus one percent" and formally close the process with "and no returns".
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Imagine if Obama had done any of this...
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
A new cider to try 🍎🍏
A bottle of Kicking Goat medium cider.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
That's gonna be a shit Back to the Future reboot.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Interesting to see that Amazon have modelled their robot logic on two British people trying to pass each other on a pavement.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Good to see we've already got those plans to replace US armaments underway.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Piss-poor business strategy.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Well that's an unfortunate name. #AI #StableDiffusion
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Stop. Hippo time.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I'm currently writing some code to mess around with AI, and because I'm on a low-spec machine, thought I'd use tinyllama. It has just informed me that sharks belong to the order "Squattyfish". Can't stop giggling.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Looks like Trump just gave US citizens the legal right to assassinate him.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The next person to call Musk a genius gets a slap.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The absolute reliability of Artificial "Intelligence"
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Cat
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Reading the instructions for our new fridge-freezer....
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Final toad in the hole of the year.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
You know it's a slow news day when the papers are reporting on the king still being alive.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Catsan cat litter. Available in multiple... <checks notes>... flavours :/
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I'm sorry, what?
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Family Christmas service from Canterbury Cathedral, with our son singing in the choir 🎵
Inside Canterbury Cathedral ahead of a family Christmas service.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My son's school ties seem to have formed a random pile on the floor. I have decided that the collective noun for ties is a "Medusa" of ties.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Wow. That is truly rubbish. Definitely looks more like Cat from Red Dwarf. #StarTrek #RedDwarf
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Tell us your birth year by sharing the cover of an album that was released the year you were born.
The cover of the album "Oxygène" by Jean-Michel Jarre.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Awww. My first block on Bluesky. Emotional day.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A map of the British Isles, as drawn up by ChatGPT. Includes such notable features as "Great Britand Isea" off the west coast of Scotland, and "Bretand", a novel choice of name for the RoI. Also, most of the UK appears to be made of flesh which is, perhaps, a callback to the days of Empire.
A map of the British Isles, as drawn up by ChatGPT. Includes such notable features as "Great Britand Isea" off the west coast of Scotland, and "Bretand", a novel choice of name for the RoI. Also, most of the UK appears to be made of flesh which is, perhaps, a callback to the days of Empire.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I sometimes wonder if the human race needs a better hobby. #AI
Two caption cartoon. In the first box, a man points at a screen, saying "AI turns this single bullet point into a long email I can pretend I wrote". In the second caption, a woman points similarly to a screen and says to a man "AI makes a single bullet point out of this long email I can pretend I read".
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's nice to be in a country that has decent tea available.
Ah, go on.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ah, finally a Star Trek and Star Wars crossover.
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Nigel Small @technige.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Left it is, then. #Nandos
A sign for Nando's, pointing it out on the left.
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