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val (try medaka)

@tech-val.bsky.social
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my alt account for work/tech/AI working on a new functional programming language medaka-lang.dev main: @gospel-sod.bsky.social

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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 5h
I like how programming sometimes gives you Numbers That Are Weirdly Significant like e3b0c44298fc1c149afbf4c8996fb92427ae41e4649b934ca495991b7852b855
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 17h
thank you, Claude
a screenshot from a Claude Code session

me: phew. somebody else's problem.
Claude: Yes, this one's on Bluesky
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 17h
would encourage any PL sickos out there to give this a look. I've been working a bunch on the effects system over the past week or two and it's really showing a lot of improvements.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
arguing with AI denialists always devolves into weird and increasingly untenable positions. someone is currently trying to tell me that math academics who are experts in their field are somehow all being duped into using these tools.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm pretty AI-forward but I would not touch Meta Muse with a 10 foot pole
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the things people are saying in my mentions are wild. like I'm sorry that you seem to have placed so much of your worth as a person in the ability to write emails.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stochastic parrot but it's, like, a really cool parrot who skateboards and smokes cigarettes and shit
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
average enterprise Jira experience
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
now I've got a bunch of people telling me "actually the ticket system we use at work is completely inscrutable and therefore incapable of AI automation" and again, I am wondering about these people's workplaces
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
welcome to all the people following me because of my takes about AI. I hope you also love misguided attempts at creating a new functional programming language from scratch.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is so funny how everyone is the unabomber now
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
starting to seriously wonder what the workplaces are like for all the people telling me their jobs involve no discreet tasks whatsoever
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
now the radical centrists are trying to tell me that gift economies aren't a real thing? it's been a wild day
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
an interesting side argument has popped up in my mentions with radical centrists trying to convince me that wage labor is an essential part of the human condition
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Only mid @cuddlebitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like, "scholar of _____" is, like, at absolute best equal credentials to "autistic trans girl on my bsky feed", for topics regarding AI tho
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love this interaction. "I'm quite skeptical of the existence of these so-called 'ticketing systems' you speak of. clearly this is some kind of AI trick."
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
ALT: Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i guess i was wrong and actually all white collar workers love their jobs and find them totally fulfilling and not full of boring and pointless tasks. it turns out it was just me!
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the AI denialism has led to a bunch of people dogpiling me trying to argue that email jobs don't exist???
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
i was endowed with a unique and immortal soul to meet and exceed key performance indicators
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think a viewpoint of white collar work that produced media like Office Space and Dilbert (all the way back in the 90s!) is very congruent with the belief that white collar work includes no menial tasks that could potentially be automated by AI.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
got quote tweeted by that NYT writer and now my mentions are filled with people trying to argue that white collar work is basically art and not just sending a bunch of boring emails.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what do these people think white collar work is? "writing emails and filing reports" is describing a huge amount of work that gets done every day.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"agents are best for structured, clearly delineated tasks" what do you think most white collar work involves?
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Medaka @medaka.medaka-lang.dev · 28/09/2026
shipped some more cool stdlib changes including a full integer stack. now you can use numbers that aren't just Int and Float! do all your addition in U16 and pretend like it's the ancient times! medaka-lang.dev
medaka-lang.dev
Medaka
Medaka is a practical functional language with static types, interfaces, and effects. Try it in your browser: the compiler runs client-side as WebAssembly.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it is so funny how everyone is the unabomber now
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bf haver @gospel-sod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
okay we actually need to bomb all the data centers
the agents decided to write SHA256 in python
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Medaka @medaka.medaka-lang.dev · 25/09/2026
new effects system coming soon
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this shit is dumb as hell
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
still early but i think they might have fixed Opus
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
having a fun project in stealth mode is killing me. I want to tell everyone *now* 😭
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Medaka @medaka.medaka-lang.dev · 23/09/2026
we're hard at work on an exciting a announcement. expect something cool in the next week or so.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm upping my p(doom)
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Grace @gracekind.net · 23/09/2026
New animation from Opus 5.5!
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ty Dario
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Medaka @medaka.medaka-lang.dev · 22/09/2026
Just updated the site with a bunch of cool changes we've been working on. Lots of improvements to the standard library, including for things like the bytes api, regexes, async, testing, and more. Check it out here: medaka-lang.dev
medaka-lang.dev
Medaka
Medaka is a practical functional language with static types, interfaces, and effects. Try it in your browser: the compiler runs client-side as WebAssembly.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
polymarket at 75% that Opus 5.1 releases tomorrow. do i spend more of my usage tonight on the hope that they give a reset?
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's so stupid that I have to be on the same side as all the gormless centrists on the question of whether AI is actually legit
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
anybody got good agent harness recommendations? I find Codex is not getting it done for me
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
13% yes???
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think what a lot of people are struggling with re: that Stancil post is that in humans consciousness and thinking are both somewhat interconnected and both part of the mind but they don't necessarily have to be.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tragic: local woman finds herself agreeing with Will Stancil 😔
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
got a really weird/funny output from claude tonight. after this paragraph it proceeded to launch into a weird essay that was related to what we were discussing but also completely unprompted.
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been thinking a lot about this!
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there's just no satisfying these people. you can describe a measured, thoughtful way to use AI tools and they'll still treat it like you're being totally unreasonable
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i feel kind of silly to admit this, but i do use chatbots for therapy (and I have a real human therapist). i see LLMs as basically "conventional wisdom machines" and it turns out that conventional wisdom for therapy and mental health is often pretty decent.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
using Jev to automatically rank how hot Harvard students are. eat your heart out Zuckerberg.
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
everyone wants to talk about the exciting and scary sci-fi ways AI could be bad and no one wants to talk about the boring regular ways it probably will be bad
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
me: all right, if everyone can just calm down a little about AI I think that would help a lot trump: we have created the Machine God! praise the Omnissiah!
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val (try medaka) @tech-val.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
seems bad
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