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Tea Pain

@teapainusa.bsky.social
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Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.

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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 8h
JD couldn't fill up a booth at Cracker Barrel giving away free biscuits and gravy.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 8h
Smart move, Katie! You can't get disbarred if you never passed.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 9h
His theme music should be "Deguello."
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 10h
Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 9h
It's sad that Republican have problems with gas prices, but not school shootings.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 14h
FUN FACT: Trump has lost 16% of Republican support in the past 6 months. These voters will likely stay home.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 19h
Trump's ultimate vetting criteria for press secretaries is how much she looks like Ivanka.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 19h
We're now witnessing what life would have been like if Al Capone had absolute immunity.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 19h
Trump is overseeing the greatest redistribution of wealth in the history of our nation, and it's not the good kind.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's getting so expensive for MAGAs to own the libs, they can't afford anything else.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
REMINDER: Nazi Germany officially adopted Christianity as its national religion. Looking at you, Pete Hegseth.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The longer Trump is in office the worse this "Biden Inflation" seems to get.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A criminal president with the power to appoint a corrupt Attorney General is a true weakness of our system. It immediately creates the largest criminal cartel on Earth.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump isn't safe with your children, or your husbands for that matter.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The world laughs at Trump. He's a feckless fool.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A 29% approval rating is what happens when you promise you'll fix everything and, instead, you make everything worse.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The world is laughing at Trump. He's a feckless fool.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I got held up in line yesterday at a Love's by a Trucker who filled up his 18 wheeler and had to apply for a home equity loan.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What happened to Trump's bot armies? Zelensky got your tongue?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How much damage did MAGA do to Ken Paxton’s chances with their phony James Talarico smear? It just totally blew up in their faces.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It saddens me to think that it took gas prices for Republicans to leave Trump and not that his name is in the Epstein files 38,000 times.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every time Trump tweets a Democrat flips a seat.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FUN FACT: Fox News viewership is down 32% from last year. Another indicator of an impending Blue Earthquake!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The man that incited an insurrection against his own country will most certainly try to steal this election. We need to be ready with every possible legal counter-measure. Remember these three key points. 1 - It will happen. 2 - We will stand up. 3 - He will fail.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I prefer Presidents that don't call for American cities to be nuked. No one should vote for anyone in his party that fails to speak out against this un-American statement. Period.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump's about to make his move to meddle with the mid-terms. The media needs to get their lips off his hiney and do their jobs!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump is literally telling us he's about to attempt to take control of elections. We should believe him.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Notice what's missing? The numbers.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Please come to Kansas and Maine and Iowa and Texas and Alaska and...
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If any other American president had encouraged our enemy to nuke an American city, they would be immediately impeached. America needs to return to a level of accountability where this kind of traitorous speech will no longer be tolerated from our leaders.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Voters are sick and tired of Trump's incredible incompetence. In light of high prices and his failing economy, his divisive comments are no longer being overlooked and are eating away at his support daily. Watch for a tremendous lack of Republican turnout in the mid-terms.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This weekend Trump promised $500 checks were "already in the mail." Who got their's today?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Major creeper vibes.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He couldn’t even fill up in a high school gym in Ohio.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
By all means, let the guy who’s in month six of a two week pool renovation run it.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last night Trump stupidly promised $500 checks were already "in the mail" to Seniors. That's a "promise" that will only push more voters away when they don't arrive before the mid-terms.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last night Trump promised for the seventy-eleventh time we will have a new healthcare plan signed in two weeks. He neglected to tell us how he'll do that with the House on vacation till after the mid-terms.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump couldn’t get a drivers license if his life depended on it.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump wants his idiots to believe that you can vote for gas prices.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
29% approval rating guy says what?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Very Christian-like conversation by God’s anointed, don’t ya think?
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Touting the praise of a communist dictator while “fighting communism?”
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you ever think you’d see so many conservatives willing to take free government money to fight “socialism?”
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Feel free to share what you did with your DOGE refund and your tariff dividend check.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two weeks ago, Trump campaigned in North Carolina. Today Republicans pulled all their campaign funding from the Senate race. Let's hope this trend continues everywhere Trump goes!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please, Donald. Go campaign in every race where Republicans are struggling. Voters need to know these candidates are 100% tied to you and support everything you're done! Keep talking and you'll fix everything!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flippity-Flip!
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mark my words. We’ll be lucky to get out of the Trump administration without some sort of nuclear detonation.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Low T JD”
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whiskey Pete wants to fight the "Communists?" Like Trump's buddy, President Xi?
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