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Zuri

@teamstolitz.bsky.social
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She/Her ||Adult 🔞||ADHD 🐿️ ||Married💍 *Hyper Fixated øn Stølitz 🦉🩷🦎 *Øver use øf emøjis 🌈🦋🦄✨🍭🫧💖 *Surviving life and healing❤️‍🩹

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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey guys. I wanted to thank all of you for a lovely time here in this fandom. I am not doing very well so I think I’m gonna leave out of here. You are all amazing and I hope you all enjoy this upcoming season. Take care! ❤️‍🩹
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Blitzo Waves from Window
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly! I think I’m ready for this season, but I know I’m actually not.
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For sure! I’ve just been overthinking and trying to prepare myself for the worst.
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was pretty funny!
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So, I just binged all of the shorts and in Barbie’s Bad Day, she empties a baggie of H8 off the balcony, which gets inhaled by these to assholes and then they get angry/violent. I hope to satan that Blitzø isn’t on it! Whoever started this rumor, I hope you’re wrong! 😭 #HelluvaBoss #Blitzø
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s so Loona!
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These next 11 days are going to drag! 😩
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JUSTICE FOR BLITZØ
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you watch it yet??
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE NEW SHORT… UNHOLY SHIT I AM SO HAPPY I COULD CRY! I hope it’s a glimpse into the future! 😭 #HelluvaBoss
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You too?! I’m getting sick of this man. I mean, good for them, but I’m not their target person. Wrap it before you tap and and hopefully you like what you do, but please don’t try to connect with me. 😭
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stop! 😭😭😭
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🖤 @cryophelia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stolitz phone sex would be so unhinged! #helluvaboss #stolitz
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unhinged is an understatement! 😂
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His balls are elite!
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve never wanted to see a sac this badly before. 😭 my therapist is gonna need therapy after hearing about this.
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m more excited to see Blitzø’s balls than his dick. 😩
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stolas roasting Blitzø is my favorite thing. I agree with the mass majority that he was probably only saying these things to protect Blitzø, but I’m 100% sure he was also being petty at the same time. 😂 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzø
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This movie will forever haunt me. I’m such a baby! 😭 But this artwork is amazing!!
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☆Entropy☆ @iguananokarma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THEYRE DONE!!!! OMGGGGGGG if you go to Anime Pasadena ima be selling these :] <3 hehehehe #GoetiaGirls #HellsHollow #Fall #CozyFall #Stolas #Blitz #Loona #Octavia #Fizz #Asmodeus
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m gonna be stalking your page.
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Goofy Looking Through Binoculars
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The angst be angsting
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only as strong as Blitzø is around horses 🫠
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m so excited for you!
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m going to try to tough it out until the end of the month so I can binge them all together. 🙈
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly!!
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I think Cash would definitely do it for the insurance money. I mean, he sold Blitzø for $5 and a condom.
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PLOT TWIST: Blitzø’s mom is still alive and was in hiding this entire time. When she and Blitzø come face to face, he asks her, “how do we even come back from this?” 😱
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, I’m gonna!
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Paula Proctor Crazy Ex Girlfriend
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That would be so sad if it turns out Barbie framed him. I was thinking Cash, or that creepy fanboy who was obsessed with Fizz
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh interesting! This is me overthinking, but what if the fire wasn’t even Blitzø’s fault at all and he was framed?!
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly! Personally, I’m Stolitz blind so everything I see and hear revolves around them, but I have to keep reminding myself that this show isn’t solely about them. Trailers work by piecing together random clips that SEEM to go together, but actually don’t. That’s what sucks people in.
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kaoru @blitzshorsbich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bitch calm he's yours #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitz
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“How do we come back from this?” What if Blitzø isn’t actually saying this to Stolas? What if he’s talking to or about someone else like Barb? Maybe he’s talking about the fire? Or this quote is in a flashback? The possibilities are endless and I’m losing my mind! 😩 #HelluvaBoss
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YAS!! This is the crossover I want!!
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MemeStar Girly @memestargirly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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✨Rosy_fun✨+🔞 @rosy-fun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hidden Feeling Vol3 🩷Pag- 21-24 - They're already up on my Patreon; if you're a patron, go check them out 🥰❤️🌕 #stolitz #patreon #hiddenfeeling
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😍🤤💦
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Toxs Sriu Toxss
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What if Dirty Bird is actually just a song about Stolas letting himself go and not caring about his appearance or hygiene? #Stolas #HelluvaBoss #DirtyBird #CursedThoughts
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Grail! @dishrack-holygrail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plant that feathered ass #helluvabossnsfw #stolitz
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🍂🎃👻 I just love Stolas’ theatrics. 😂 This is now my designated October picture. #Stolas #Fall
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love this! I used this line on my sister. 😂
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is amazing! Such a lovely start to a lovely month!
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a crush on Prince Eric when I was a child, but that was short lived. This bitch has me in the clutches of his cloaca. 😭
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This fine ass bitch. 🤤👌🏼💦 I’m pretty sure my therapist would love to hear about my insane obsession over this character. #HelluvaBoss #Stolas
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