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Bald Asshole

@teambeararms.bsky.social
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How have we as a society not moved past asking everyone individually if they have anything to add to the meeting and not just “raise your hand if you have something to add”
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whiteboy but I understand what Sean Paul be saying
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish Muse by Meta was real so I could hit it with a shovel
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When No Doubt said “I’m like a bagel with no lox” on Excuse Me Mr. I felt that shit
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Habitants, Canada’s Team
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wonder if the Japanese business men at this hotel continental breakfast recognize me as a kindred spirit
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mike McCarthy is an anagram for useless fucking offense
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes a big dog (me) needs a pup cup (5 negronis)
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
DURKIO TAKE A PERKIO AND TELL ME YOU BEEN HURT BEFORE
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What if killing your kids is the cure to postpartum depression
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Farting around on my motorcycle figuratively 🤝 farting around on my motorcycle literally
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fun new game for folks that find amusement in antisocial behaviour like me. Pick one person in a group of people that are regularly together and use gender neutral pronouns just for that person and no one else in the group
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Imunna smack fire out Zuck for thinking I want to know about Talib Kweli and Necro beefing
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Why did she do something incompetent or malicious?
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sons of Anarchy shot for shot remake but all the bikes are Groms
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Stephen Miller looks like a picture of a high school locker would send him into a PTSD panic attack
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dropping three albums just to have none of them being talked about 3 months later is quite the feat
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Chicago Bulls Legend Nate Robinson
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hustle & Flow Soundtrack, Track 7
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When they ask me about people who order Mocktails
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
:)
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Trying to plan a bachelor party, anyone know where I can get one of these?
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Play J.Cole get the pussy dryyyyyyy
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Golf clubs really be like “The Juiciest, Plumpest, Sloppiest Bertha You Can Fathom”
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The average human spends nearly 4% of their lifetime being Indonesian.
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Anne Hathaway is waiting at home and she’s got that thing absolutely steaming for me, think I’ll go meander uncharted waters for a few years
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Angine de Poitrine is French for "Sungazer for Babies"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
they should have world cup playoffs so they can determine who is the best world cup team of all
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2 hours to find out a team with 11 players is better than a team with 10 players
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Bronze whatever soccer hands out is coming home 🫡
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i feel like at this point forest fires are more trouble than they're worth
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
France really just went out there and surrendered huh?
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cyanide Tooth Cap for just in case my Story Likes ever go public
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Give Pablo another Pulitzer at this point
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
They’re gonna pay him in horses
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Just know the women on Montreal showed more respect and reverence for the pinky ring in one week than Toronto women have given it in one year
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If I was a soccer player I'd simply pick up the ball in my hands and carry into to the net
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Anyways its Sundresses and Sandals on St Laurent
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Aka Mr. 5 à 7, Aka Mr. Bonjour-Hello, Aka Young Montemorency-Côte Vertu
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Gonna need to see a consumption volume comparison between the data centres with water and you with Light Beer to asses...
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Doesn’t matter what the question is, this is the answer
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
How is an SUV going 40 going to rear end me if I’m doing 80?
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wolves vs Foxes to celebrate Hens month!
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sweet, I get to have an affair and smoke cigarettes
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ultrasonic Espresso in my Turbo Guinness
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Toronto is one of the worst Thermal Islands in North America and this effect, which includes buildings dissipating heat and the insanely dense, slow moving vehicle traffic peaks at all of 2C.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool
A photo of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The water is green and it's surrounded by gray-white stone structures. A man wearing a green seersucker suit with a white shirt and black knit tie.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
started >>> going
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They shoulda done Blood Pressure by Jadakiss tho
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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
King Street Demons that look like Angels
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