Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026How have we as a society not moved past asking everyone individually if they have anything to add to the meeting and not just “raise your hand if you have something to add” 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Whiteboy but I understand what Sean Paul be saying 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I wish Muse by Meta was real so I could hit it with a shovel 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When No Doubt said “I’m like a bagel with no lox” on Excuse Me Mr. I felt that shit 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wonder if the Japanese business men at this hotel continental breakfast recognize me as a kindred spirit 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Mike McCarthy is an anagram for useless fucking offense 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sometimes a big dog (me) needs a pup cup (5 negronis) 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 12/09/2026DURKIO TAKE A PERKIO AND TELL ME YOU BEEN HURT BEFORE 001
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 05/09/2026What if killing your kids is the cure to postpartum depression 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Farting around on my motorcycle figuratively 🤝 farting around on my motorcycle literally 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Fun new game for folks that find amusement in antisocial behaviour like me. Pick one person in a group of people that are regularly together and use gender neutral pronouns just for that person and no one else in the group 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Imunna smack fire out Zuck for thinking I want to know about Talib Kweli and Necro beefing 110
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Why did she do something incompetent or malicious? 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sons of Anarchy shot for shot remake but all the bikes are Groms 011
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Stephen Miller looks like a picture of a high school locker would send him into a PTSD panic attack 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Dropping three albums just to have none of them being talked about 3 months later is quite the feat 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When they ask me about people who order Mocktails 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Trying to plan a bachelor party, anyone know where I can get one of these? 011
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Golf clubs really be like “The Juiciest, Plumpest, Sloppiest Bertha You Can Fathom” 000
Reposted by Bald AssholeSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The average human spends nearly 4% of their lifetime being Indonesian. 271973251
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Anne Hathaway is waiting at home and she’s got that thing absolutely steaming for me, think I’ll go meander uncharted waters for a few years 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Angine de Poitrine is French for "Sungazer for Babies" 000
Reposted by Bald AssholeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/07/2026they should have world cup playoffs so they can determine who is the best world cup team of all 1186840
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 19/07/20262 hours to find out a team with 11 players is better than a team with 10 players 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Bronze whatever soccer hands out is coming home 🫡 000
Reposted by Bald AssholeJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i feel like at this point forest fires are more trouble than they're worth 331661146
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 14/07/2026France really just went out there and surrendered huh? 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Cyanide Tooth Cap for just in case my Story Likes ever go public 011
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Just know the women on Montreal showed more respect and reverence for the pinky ring in one week than Toronto women have given it in one year 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If I was a soccer player I'd simply pick up the ball in my hands and carry into to the net 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Anyways its Sundresses and Sandals on St Laurent 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Aka Mr. 5 à 7, Aka Mr. Bonjour-Hello, Aka Young Montemorency-Côte Vertu 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Gonna need to see a consumption volume comparison between the data centres with water and you with Light Beer to asses... 120
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Doesn’t matter what the question is, this is the answer 000
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026How is an SUV going 40 going to rear end me if I’m doing 80? 131
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Sweet, I get to have an affair and smoke cigarettes 110
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Toronto is one of the worst Thermal Islands in North America and this effect, which includes buildings dissipating heat and the insanely dense, slow moving vehicle traffic peaks at all of 2C. 0142
Reposted by Bald Assholederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool 301108161895
Reposted by Bald AssholeMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/06/2026started >>> going 18962691178
Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026They shoulda done Blood Pressure by Jadakiss tho 000