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Teakei

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I'm literally just some guy.

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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The average 30-40 year old does not live with roommates.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A majority are already homeowners!
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Waiting on a conspiracy theorist to connect the dots and argue that the wokerati elite are trying to turn everyone Muslim because it maximises GDP via efficient investing.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The advantage is that you have more money in the future.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
No other word in the sentence is a synonym for "everyone".
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Objective" is the opposite of "subjective", not a synonym for "everyone".
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Is this the fabled pivot to Asia?
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trying to stop anyone from paying Iran to pass, I assume.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
He did not use the word "everyone".
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I think holding people to a higher standard (i.e. read articles!) is a good thing.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Maybe people should read articles and not just headlines?
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
A little bit of A, a little bit of B, combined with a little bit of people just wanting to argue and be upset for the sake of it.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You didn't actually answer my question. What issues do you think are caused by driving two different trains?
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Genocide is when you engage in a non-military competition, and the more non-military it is, the genocider.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Why is driving two different trains "failing to properly allocate labor"? Do you think people are only capable of doing a single task at their jobs?
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I assure you, this is part of the pivot to Asia.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is why we must purity test politicians by which MMOs they play.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Bigger, faster, and at a much earlier stage of economic development. Nothing bad could ever happen!
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Only on the margin. Long-term vacancy rates in the most commonly discussed real estate markets (e.g. London, NYC, LA) are low single digits, which is not a meaningful amount of housing. By comparison, Tokyo is often at a rate of 10-15% or more, but affordable due to sufficient construction.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Vice signalling.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
And everyone lived happily ever after (except for the millions who died, but The Party has assured me it was all strictly necessary to prevent China falling to capitalism and ending up like Taiwan)
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Evidently Iran should start renaming them Trump power plants and Trump bridges to flip the schedule back to infrastructure week.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Both, increasingly.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It's a shame the new T-pylon design ended up infeasible (though I'm sure it wouldn't stop most of the whiners)
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Three cueing strikes again.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Badenoch taking a brave stand on whether mechitzot are necessary in halakha. Who knew she had studied the Talmud so intensely?
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Yet again the discourse agrees, the only three entities with any agency in the world: - The Jews - The DNC - The CIA
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's like a time capsule from the era of "No, no, I'm a CLASSICAL liberal"
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
lol
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Are we even sure there are any lawyers left at DoD?
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Can't wait for the demented tweets about how SEALs have captured Fidel Castro.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The Israeli news company reporting that Khamenei is dead.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
N12's front page includes "ח'אמנאי חוסל"
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Bibi has always been bad at long-term thinking, his entire career has been incremental steps to dodge the next self-inflicted crisis.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ali Larijani, probably.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Will "state-mandated gfs" be in Reform's next manifesto?
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Has anyone checked if ODNI is just the History Channel in a trench coat?
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Not so much that a high graduate premium is a good thing, but that the lack of one is caused by a bad thing (low wage growth for graduates)
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Even funnier than when he spent two hours "researching" and discovered that the Spanish Civil War was a thing that happened.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"Chat is it good or bad if the only defense against starvation is eating food forever"
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
That's not a response to my question. Let me simplify it for you. Do you think any MAGA governor would ever sign *a single* pro-LGBT bill?
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Sure. Do you think any MAGA governor would sign 47 pro-LGBT bills? www.advocate.com/politics/gav...
advocate.com
Has Gavin Newsom really signed the most pro-trans bills of any governor?
<p>The California governor made the claim in an interview this week. Read on for our fact-check.</p>
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
That's demonstrably not true.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If only there were some way to measure the total amount spent on food over time.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Yes, the Army has already done work on it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhon_...
en.wikipedia.org
Typhon missile system - Wikipedia
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The year is 2032. Following the death of Trump, the Republican Party is no more. President Pritzker announces he will add another five liberal Justices to SCOTUS. Enormous Dem majorities in the House & Senate approve of his plan. Susan Collins wins re-election by 7%.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
According to ICE's own website, 2016. Almost every single death on the page is medical.
ice.gov
ICE Fallen Officers
There are few more noble professions than service as a federal law enforcement officer.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Carcinisation but it's every voter demographic on the planet turning into the median voter.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Well you see, raising taxes means someone richer than me (the government) is taking my money which means it's capitalism and therefore right-wing. Or something.
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Teakei @teakei.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Morale is edible, right?
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