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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Striking and being disallowed from doing any work has helped me realize just how much I a working. Unable to do things I thought I was doing for myself that are actually considered work.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I woke up thinking "hey I don't think I hear rain!" but it was just less rain than it has been for the past month. Anyway, haha, everything is fine, I love a rainy day. Or month. Season.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spent a couple of weeks in the US getting Mexican/TexMex and still it wasn't enough. I can never have enough tacos and salsa.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've been traveling out of the country for a couple of weeks now and I'm gonna be so happy to get back to trains.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Omg finally at the point in writing where I'm enjoying it. Let's hope this lasts just a few more hours. Home stretch.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The dentist stresses me out and I've been practicing calculating standard deviation lately so today at the dentist I did standard deviation problems in my head (poorly and likely incorrectly) and I think I kinda understand the benefit of math now
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Had such a fun time teaching my university students to use a dictionary. I'm sure they've done it before at some point, but they'd forgotten pretty much everything
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I spent the first week of my summer break rereading all the Pratchett Ank Morpork city watch books and now I'm doing heavy theory reading for a book chapter I'm writing. I've decided Vimes is a man who never reads theory but instinctively understands it and I envy him.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rewatching The Straight Story (1999) is bringing back sense memories of my grandpa driving me and my cousins on the gravel streets around the neighborhood in his riding mower and I miss him
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I think we're in a gift giving war with our neighbor and I don't have the cultural context to know if/when we are supposed to stop giving. But on the other hand, we just got some peaches 🍑
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Rating my partner's actions on a scale from 1-10 based on how scary they are
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I can't take much credit for it, but pretty impressed one of my former students got a job in diplomacy in a foreign country.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I gotta start being meaner bc people are recommending me for things because I am "good with people" and am "well-liked". They don't know my blackened, shriveled heart. 🤍🩶🖤☠️
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I never imagined so much of my adult life would be dedicated to studying for and taking tests. I've made wrong choices to be in this situation.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My friend recently told me that to overcome his fear of talking to people he just imagines everyone he talks to is in love with him
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"I laughed at the scene where the woman tripped and fell" -literally every student's reply to the question "what did you find interesting when reading the book?"
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
To best part of my job is not being tied down with a rigid curriculum, which allows me to hang out and draw book covers with my students. Anyway, I can't draw people and I know this isn't what Sec Unit looks like, but I enjoyed drawing today.
Drawn in colored pencil, a green blocky robot shoots a person with a Lazer. The person is dead, dented by XX for eyes, and is flying backwards. The title is Platform Decay, by Martha Wells.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I could move back to my homophobic home country, or I could stay in a homophobic country but with healthcare. The options are staggering.
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makana yamaghosto @makana-yama.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
it's lesbian visibility week and I'm lesbians check out my series about trans, nonbinary, AAPI, and neurodivergent lesbians behaving badly! heisting and hacking and lesbian-ing HAMMAJANG LUCK and THE OBAKE CODE are both out now!
graphic with the cover of hammajang luck on a background of a paint splatter lesbian flag. there are white arrows pointing to the cover that read "lesbians!" "so many lesbians" "butch lesbians" "chapstick lesbians" "femme lesbians" "trans lesbians" "lesbians of color + their adopted white woman" "Indigenous lesbians" "they/them lesbians" "he/him lesbians." the text at the bottom reads "happy pride! be gay do crime!!!"graphic of the cover of the obake code on a background of a paint splatter lesbian flag. there are white arrows pointing to the cover that read "lesbians!" "so many lesbians" "butch lesbians" "chapstick lesbians" "femme lesbians" "aro/ace lesbians" "lesbians of color" "Indigenous lesbians" "Black lesbians" "they/them lesbians" "he/him lesbians." the text at the bottom reads "happy lesbians! be gay do crime!!!"
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Criterion channel has a corporate thrillers collection right now and we have watched a film from 1987, then 1997, so I guess next we gotta watch a 2007
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Just watched Flash Gordon (1980) and am obsessed with the lizard people
Looks like a guy inside a lizard. There's two fangs on top, like a snake. The guy's face is red and his eyes are very bugged out
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Some other trains I rode years ago
Cute yellow and red 2 car train parked at a railway crossing View of the countryside from the window of a train. There is a farm and some hills out the window. It looks green and the weather seems nice, maybe it's an early fall day
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Some old trains from a train museum
Interior of a old train. Seats are dark wood with deep green cushions. Another image of an old train with dark wood and deep green seats. Flexible handholds dangle from the ceiling This train preserves an old gas lamp
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Got to touch a Dr. yellow!
A blacked out person (me) standing in front of a Dr. Yellow shinkansen with my hand on top. Dr. Yellow is a bright yellow train with a navy blue stripe down the side.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Recently I got to do tons of train related things. Did you know old shikinaen had dining cars? The decor speaks to the decade, I feel.
Dining car of a decommissioned shinkansen. The floor is carpeted in dark red and grey, the tables are a similar red to the carpet with white/gray tables. Examples of old menus sit on the front right table.A very green, narrow kitchen on a shinkansen car. The floor is green, the cabinets are green. The countertop is silver.Another green kitchen on a shinkansen kitchen car. This one is a little less focused on the green, but still has a very green floorA dining car with a narrow strip of carpet down the aisle. That carpet is grey with 2 parallel yellow stripes down the center, like a road. brown and orange tables on silver pedestals. The chairs are also orange and on pedestals
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Threshold Day (belated) party preparations underway
A box of Dinosaur crackers, lizard wine (Kumala rose, 2023), bag of pizza chips and can of olives with a handwritten label that says "Kavarian Olives: for pepperoni pizza only" arranged on a counter
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Our friends can't do Threshold Day on the real day so we're doing it tomorrow and we made bingo cards. Also decided to do a Tuvix double feature.
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
HAPPY 30th THRESHOLD DAY!
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I'm possibly a bit overly excited that there's a main character named Tina in the book I'm reading. And she's very cool.
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Emily Maple @suika.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
People in Japan will be saved from heat stroke or anemia by store clerks and then still give the store 4/5 stars on Google Maps.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I was extremely proud of singing "Feliz 壁だ" when we passed by this wall, like it's basically the best joke I've ever made. Which should say something about the quality of my jokes

Photo of a plaque on a wall that says "felice" in English and "フェリーチェ阿佐ヶ谷II" in Japanese
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
First movie watched in 2026: Lisa Frankenstein
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a man with a black eye is driving a car with his hand on the steering wheel
Alt: The undead creature from the lovie Lisa Frankenstein is driving a car with his hand on the steering wheel
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2026 resolution: learn how to do even sicker burns
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This line from Automatic Noodle makes me laugh
Screenshot of a sentence from a book that says "pressing and pulling and smacking their glorious, glutinous bodies"
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Xmas Eve Irish Coffee
Neon green mug topped with whipped cream
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I encouraged my students to learn to swear in foreign languages bc I legitimately think it's important and today the girls r just wandering around swearing in Chinese. The fun parts of my job are real fun
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Me cycling to work in winter
Tim Robinson character from the show "I think you should leave" shuffling around saying "there's too much fucking shit on me". Background is a mall with a few young folks behind him.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I know I can easily look it up, but I think that since internet culture is so international all recipes should include, at minimum, Celsius and Fahrenheit for oven temps
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Doing research with an older Genx and they send you PDFs of a chapter (helpful) but each page is a separate, poorly scanned file
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a judge is sitting at a desk writing on a piece of paper and says `` umm nice thanks for sharing . ''
Alt: Judge Judy is sitting at a desk writing on a piece of paper and opens a laptop saying `` umm nice thanks for sharing . '' then closing the laptop
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Got myself this beautiful gift. Snuggling into some blankets with some red wine for a good read. Been a hot minute since I read this book but I remember tears.
Cover of the special edition hardcover "This is how you lose the time war" by Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone. The background is black with innumerable stars. An oval holds two envelopes, one red one blueThis image is of the not spine of the book. They are colored red and blue with lined patterns.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Got to ride a bunch of trains today and see some good trees
A large conical tree with a thick set of leaves that are turning from green to yellow in a beautiful gradient. There is a four story building behind and the sky is clear and blue
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Ah yes, the time of year when I have to explain the meaning of the words boobs, tits, and pussy to my students. Thanks @lonniecomics.bsky.social
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
“Don’t let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.”
Black text on a yellow background - This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing.
Hi everyone, it looks like I ran out of time. I have so many dreams that I wanted to fulfill and plans to create new stories for you. There are a few in progress that might come to fruition in a few years if things work out. I did not ever imagine I would live to this age and end up a writer, editor, activist, and more. As a kid riddled with insecurity and internalized ableism, I could not see a path forward. It was thanks to friendships and some great teachers who believed in me that I was able to fight my way out of miserable situations into a place where I finally felt comfortable in my skin.
We need more stories about us and our culture.
You all, we all, deserve the everything and more in such a hostile, ableist environment. Our wisdom is incisive and unflinching. I'm honored to be your ancestor and believe disabled oracles like us will light the way to the future. Don't let the bastards grind you down. I love you all.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I live in a family of people who (unasked) like to throw in random history/linguists/geography facts and for some reason we always comment on the anniversary of the Edmond Fitzgerald. Anyway this year is the 50th anniversary of its sinking. www.npr.org/2025/11/06/n...
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50 years ago, the Edmund Fitzgerald, a 'rock star' ship, sank in Lake Superior
Twenty-nine sailors drowned when the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in the Great Lakes' icy waters on Nov. 10, 1975. The ship was immortalized in a surprise hit 1976 folk ballad by Gordon Lightfoot.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The longer we live abroad the bigger the news disconnect bw me and the fam. If only they got their news from uncovering riddles on Tumblr I guess maybe we'd have some common ground. At least we'll always have Star Trek.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
On a flight yesterday they had the option to listen to the Japanese Philharmonic Orchestra covering a bunch of classic monster movie themes and I had time to listen to the album 1.25 times.
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Another good train
Cream and green two car train (Takamatsu Kotohira line) from the back as it drives away
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Doing a bit of travel for fun (not work!) and it's so nice. The "hotel" we're staying out turned out to be a beautiful big house which we have all to ourselves.
A plant that is green and bushy at the bottom with a long center branch that is around 4 ft tall with white flowers. The plant is on a beach with water and a hilly island I'm the background
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TeaForTina @teafortina.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Me: oh is that the new Charlie and the chocolate factory movie? Student watching 2005 trailer: no, the old one Me: let me clarify. Is that the archaic classic ᚲᚨᚱᛁᛚᚨᛉ and Ye Olde Mille?
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