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Astrid TeaComfy

@teacomfy.bsky.social
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@TeaComfy on YT and Twitch Speedrun record holder and first to beat Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator using only Xbox Kinect 🏳️‍⚧️T girl swag🏳️‍⚧️, if that bothers you then kindly evaporate :)

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
We're all horrible people, aren't we? Or is it just me?
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Guess Donnie was thinking about more than one Big Beautiful Bill
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I'm so sick of negativity but also have an obligation to be informed. What's the middle ground so I can actually enjoy things again?
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
AMULET TITAN LIVES ANOTHER DAY LET'S GO!
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
WHY IS IT FUCKING SIDEWAYS I DIDN'T DO THAT
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
How the fuck?
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I'm SO glad I never discovered the lethal combination of alcohol and dating apps bc god DAMN I'd be making mistakes tonight
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
By defeating the Dick Cheney mini boss, Mamdani has given his party an AOE buff
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Finally, a dish to add my listeria meatballs to
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Found a brown lizard in my bedroom. Moved it to the kitchen bc it's cold outside but I didn't wanna step on it in my sleep. Chilled on my arm for a bit and I watched it turn green. Coolest shit ever.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Okay so no joke wearing glasses has reduced my eye strain so much I no longer feel exhausted through the day? Like is that even possible? My eyes aren't tired and dry anymore and it's wonderful
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
New glasses go hard af I fear
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Several more are required. Possibly up to a dozen additional units. You never know.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Make the pilgrimage.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Heads up if you use Spotify they're running ICE recruitment ads so you should stop using it and cancel premium if you've got it
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Silksong is really pissing me off rn. Shit feels designed for the unemployed. Which is a shame bc I really like the environment and style but also WHY IS THERE A GIGANTIC PIT THAT JUST SHIPS YOU BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WITHOUT WARNING!?
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I AM GOD-QUEEN EMPRESS OF THE NEW WORLD COME FUCK WITH ME
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Do you know how fucking shitty of a president you have to be to get me to agree with FUCKING RONALD REAGAN!?
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Quick little quote that I'm rather fond of from President Dwight D. Eisenhower pulled from a letter to his older brother. For no particular reason at all.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I wish to kiss a shy pretty boy rn
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Pacing outside a hotel waiting for my ride and every time someone walks by I get up and go closer to my bags. Shit got me feeling like one of these mfs
Loot bug :)
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Just saw someone refer to getting off to their own fetish art as homemade food I hate the internet lmao
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
So apparently Minecraft Halal Speedrunning is a thing?
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Go down on a Catholic bitch, call that shit a trench crusade
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
What if I made it bad?
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
City skylines? Or a more sinister option?
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Woke up, took a shit, got out of bed. Today's going great so far
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
LITTLE NIGHTMARES 3 RELEASES TOMORROW???? WHAT THE FUCK I HAD NO IDEA I'M SO EXCITED
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
*watching a Rebecca Sugar music video* she put animated ass on YouTube? My friend: she put gay people on Cartoon Network in 2013 dude
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
DANNY BROWN, UNDERSCORES, AND FEMTANYL IN ATLANTA IN DECEMBER I NEED TO GO!!!!!!!!
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I was able to go as far as to change my email from an old deadname email to my online alias one. Wotc support was way more receptive than I anticipated.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Waiter: and for you ma'am? Me: I'll have the radioactive shrimp and listeria meatballs please Waiter *opening the Walmart app*: excellent choice
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Hey guys, God's a little too hungover for the Rapture today so he's moving it to next week. He didn't specify if it was an Earth week or a God week though.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I made the mistake of telling my therapist about my 7 distinct laundry piles I keep throughout my house. Apparently this is not normal. He has all but ordered me to clean them up. I am in shambles.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Absolute monster of a trout
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Ladies and gentlethems, I present to you: my latest gambling venture
It's stocks. I'm gambling on options n shit now lol
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This lady bug has like no spots on it
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
He'll be lauded as a patriot, a martyr and a man of God, a representative of bipartisan discussion and a hallmark of American living. He was none of these things. He was the antithesis of these things. His hate will continue to rot our nation long after his body rots. It takes decades to undo damage
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
They don't want change, they want to dismantle social welfare and establish a White Christian feudal system where second class citizens are fed to the wealthy so they can accumulate more resources. It's not about God, it's about greed. I'll have a video essay finished in a week or 2 exploring this.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hey just a heads up, all this stuff you'll see in the next few weeks congressionally - from petitions to erect statues in honor of Kirk, to days of mourning, public prayers, etc - is right out of the Christian Right's playbook for the last ~100 years. It's pandering, don't fall for it.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I think he did it to own the libs
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
A white nationalist who perpetuated violent rhetoric and targeted me and my friends for financial gain while indoctrinating my peers and family against my right to simply exist was publicly executed today. I have no empathy for the man. Just as he would've wanted.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
RIP BOZO HAHAHAHA
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
At a work dinner and someone just misgendered the lobster. The police were called. I'm in shambles.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I WON THE POWERBALL! NOT THE JACKPOT BUT I GOT $4! I LOVE GAMBLING, $50 WELL SPENT
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Give me a gun with 2 bullets and put me in a room with Hitler and Reagan and I'm shooting Hitler twice and killing Reagan with my bare hands
Me when I fucking get you
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Could just be the red wine talking but I love being trans and am very optimistic about the future rn
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
One of the most dangerous sentences I've ever written. This essay is about to double in length
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I frowned when I saw this. I was smiling before.
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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
@glitchprod.com when are we getting yaoi? Asking for a friend (@authenticnoob05.bsky.social)
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