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Found a brown lizard in my bedroom. Moved it to the kitchen bc it's cold outside but I didn't wanna step on it in my sleep. Chilled on my arm for a bit and I watched it turn green. Coolest shit ever.

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Okay so no joke wearing glasses has reduced my eye strain so much I no longer feel exhausted through the day? Like is that even possible? My eyes aren't tired and dry anymore and it's wonderful

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Heads up if you use Spotify they're running ICE recruitment ads so you should stop using it and cancel premium if you've got it

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Silksong is really pissing me off rn. Shit feels designed for the unemployed. Which is a shame bc I really like the environment and style but also WHY IS THERE A GIGANTIC PIT THAT JUST SHIPS YOU BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME WITHOUT WARNING!?

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I AM GOD-QUEEN EMPRESS OF THE NEW WORLD COME FUCK WITH ME

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Do you know how fucking shitty of a president you have to be to get me to agree with FUCKING RONALD REAGAN!?

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Quick little quote that I'm rather fond of from President Dwight D. Eisenhower pulled from a letter to his older brother. For no particular reason at all.

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I wish to kiss a shy pretty boy rn

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Pacing outside a hotel waiting for my ride and every time someone walks by I get up and go closer to my bags. Shit got me feeling like one of these mfs

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Just saw someone refer to getting off to their own fetish art as homemade food I hate the internet lmao

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

So apparently Minecraft Halal Speedrunning is a thing?

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Go down on a Catholic bitch, call that shit a trench crusade

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Woke up, took a shit, got out of bed. Today's going great so far

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

LITTLE NIGHTMARES 3 RELEASES TOMORROW???? WHAT THE FUCK I HAD NO IDEA I'M SO EXCITED

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

*watching a Rebecca Sugar music video* she put animated ass on YouTube? My friend: she put gay people on Cartoon Network in 2013 dude

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

DANNY BROWN, UNDERSCORES, AND FEMTANYL IN ATLANTA IN DECEMBER I NEED TO GO!!!!!!!!

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Waiter: and for you ma'am? Me: I'll have the radioactive shrimp and listeria meatballs please Waiter *opening the Walmart app*: excellent choice

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Hey guys, God's a little too hungover for the Rapture today so he's moving it to next week. He didn't specify if it was an Earth week or a God week though.

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I made the mistake of telling my therapist about my 7 distinct laundry piles I keep throughout my house. Apparently this is not normal. He has all but ordered me to clean them up. I am in shambles.

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Ladies and gentlethems, I present to you: my latest gambling venture

It's stocks. I'm gambling on options n shit now lol

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

This lady bug has like no spots on it

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Hey just a heads up, all this stuff you'll see in the next few weeks congressionally - from petitions to erect statues in honor of Kirk, to days of mourning, public prayers, etc - is right out of the Christian Right's playbook for the last ~100 years. It's pandering, don't fall for it.

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

A white nationalist who perpetuated violent rhetoric and targeted me and my friends for financial gain while indoctrinating my peers and family against my right to simply exist was publicly executed today. I have no empathy for the man. Just as he would've wanted.

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

At a work dinner and someone just misgendered the lobster. The police were called. I'm in shambles.

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I WON THE POWERBALL! NOT THE JACKPOT BUT I GOT $4! I LOVE GAMBLING, $50 WELL SPENT

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Give me a gun with 2 bullets and put me in a room with Hitler and Reagan and I'm shooting Hitler twice and killing Reagan with my bare hands

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Could just be the red wine talking but I love being trans and am very optimistic about the future rn

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

One of the most dangerous sentences I've ever written. This essay is about to double in length

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Just saw a Death Grips Umamasume AMV and idek what to say anymore

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

It amazes me that 75 million people voted for the Kill Everybody Pedophile Rapist Party, and are now shocked that they're killing everyone and also being pedophiles and rapists.

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I am having without exaggeration the greatest day of my life right now and it's not even close life is so fucking good right now

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

God DAMN I fucking hate Ronald Reagan

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

This next essay got me heated just researching idk how I'm gonna get through a script and recording without exploding

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Self-declared swaggot over here

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

The top piece of my mandolin looks like a cowboy hat so now I have a wild west tomato

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I got nothing today chat I manifested this image with my mind idfk anymore

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Astrid TeaComfy @teacomfy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I've had my fucking Nike order cancelled TWICE now bc these stupid fucks don't want my fucking money apparently and now I'm out of time before the fucking thing I needed it for. Useless fucking corpos at it again I fucking hate capitalism and hope it burns in hell.

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