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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 02/10/2026
Came up with my own October drawing challenge where you draw things as octopuses every day it’s called October.
Drawing of a bunny octopus that says “October” on it.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 30/09/2026
Kamala I did not need to know you were gettinb yourself a little treat and ordering the stuffed crust.
A text message that says 

+1 (510) 497-1395
My next decision - Kamala Harris
5:28PM >
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 29/09/2026
OUR KID DREW A COMIC IT IS THEM AS A BABY DREAMING OF FLYING ALL OVER THE WORLD I AM 😭 NEVER BEEN SO PROUD
A little stick figure person with a weird looking thought bubble coming out of their head
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 26/09/2026
Yes
Carly, the lesbian crane from All Engines Go
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 24/09/2026
Last week we had a fruit fly infestation which I was able to kill off using vinegar traps. Yesterday, the Moppet came home from school with a “no fruit flies” sign which is now hung on our refrigerator
A drawing of a bunch of black dots and scribbles covered with a big red X made of masking tape
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 16/09/2026
Update: “Milky” made me a “thumb ring”
A blue pipe cleaner and purple pipe cleaner twisted into an indescribable shape and wrapped around my thumb.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 16/09/2026
The moppet has a very beloved stuffed cow named Milky. “Milky” is currently “making pipe cleaner art” and all I can think is
The seminal comic panel “cow tools” by Gary Larson, depicting a cow displaying some crude tools it has presumably made.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 15/09/2026
saying 300, a movie with zero gay romance or gay sex in it, is one of the gayest movies ever made is like saying Cars 3 is one of the sexiest movies ever made.
You think “300” is the gayest movie ever made?

“300” is one of the gayest movies ever made. I always go, “Look, there are few movies where people come in straight and come out gay, and ‘300’ is one of them.”
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 14/09/2026
Bucky Barnes
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 12/09/2026
Netflix sends us updates of what the Moppet is watching, as if we weren’t watching everything they watch with them. Netflix sent us this handy guide to show the major themes the Moppet enjoys @edidin.bsky.social
A chart with three bars, one that says “Life lessons,” one that says “Friendship,” and one that says “Talking Animal”
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 12/09/2026
Cool cool cool
The strong dudes handshake meme but it says 

Telling people to kill themselves

Predatory LLMS

Corrections officers
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party. Welp
Sandy from All Engines Go Carly from All Engines Go Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure IslandTim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu in The Three Musketeers
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/09/2026
@edidin.bsky.social just informed me that Carly and Sandy from All Engines Go are lesbians and he is correct.
Sandy, a baby butch maintenance vehicle with a chipped tooth who is scraped up about as much as Fraction/Aja’s Hawkeye. Carly, a yellow soft butch crane.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 04/09/2026
ANOTHER another option is to do a graphic lockup between 3&4 by giving the panels a background color, like so
Two columns of panels, one with two small panels locked up by a yellow background, one with a single large panel.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 01/09/2026
She’s just absolutely steaming about this beautiful T4T couple
Kermit and Miss Piggy hugging in formalwear
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 26/08/2026
It’s a tie
Tim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu in The Three MusketeersTim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 23/08/2026
Goddammit Trump
Empty shelf of Canadian maple syrup at Trader Joe's
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 23/08/2026
Name your favourite Disney princess (wrong answers only) 🎬
The Vampire Lestat, on stage, shirtless and yelling
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 20/08/2026
An X-Men logo that says “QUEERS AND MORE QUEERS” in front of a bunch of X-Men
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 16/08/2026
Very proud of my eyeshadow!!!
A person in a mask with rainbow eyeshadow
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 15/08/2026
WHO AM I GONNA SEE AT FLAME CON???
A person with rainbow eyeshadow and a purple shirt that says FLAME CON
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 12/08/2026
The saved by the bell logo but it says murder by the sea
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 09/08/2026
The parody Now that’s what I call music meme with the words 

This is just to say I have eaten the plums that were in
the icebox and which you were probably saving
for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet
and so cold
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 09/08/2026
Has anyone done this one yet
A parody Now That’s what I call music cover that says 

April 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 09/08/2026
A parody Now That’s what I call music cover that says 

NOW
IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER BY THIS SON OF
YORK
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 07/08/2026
54 — Ordinary Primate. The Keeper. cadence 56 · vigil 9 · lexicon 50 · polish 88 · drift 93 · chorus 10 Six lines read off all 16,802 of my posts. A percentile among 77 accounts, not an AI detector. b.mino.mobi/palm/?u=teaberryblue.net
A six-spoke radar chart of stylometric readings for @teaberryblue.net. Cadence (how metronomic you are) 56th percentile; Vigil (how little you sleep) 9th percentile; Lexicon (how narrow your words) 50th percentile; Polish (how immaculate you are) 88th percentile; Drift (how unchanging you are) 93th percentile; Chorus (how much you broadcast) 10th percentile. Composite 54 of 100, "Ordinary Primate", archetype "The Keeper" — The same self, year on year — and it sleeps. (Drift 93 over Vigil 9). The scale runs from Pan (least machine-like) to the Loom (most). These are percentiles among 77 real accounts, not a probability that anything was machine-written.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/08/2026
In other news, the moppet is obsessed with a small toy cow @edidin.bsky.social
A text conversation 

Me: milky loves milk apparently

Jay: Milky needs to chill the fuck out

Me: Milky is sick

Jay: Milky is an asshole
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/08/2026
Real Chairface Chippendale vibes
Chairface Chippendale seeing that his attempt to carve his full name on the moon has resulted in the moon saying “CHA”
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 05/08/2026
One thing I haven't seen folks write about about Power Rangers Green is the fact that Mirella, Tommy's descendant, signs instead of speaking. @paulallor.bsky.social wanted to create a character who is noticeably neurodivergent-- Mirella can hear, but she uses ASL to talk to her family.
Mirella, a teenaged girl with turquoise hair, signing "whatever" Mirella, a teenaged girl with turquoise hair, signing "team" while talking with Tommy Oliver and Goldar (a blue ape monster)
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 04/08/2026
Without downloading new pics, what is it like being married to you?
A black tie dyed tee shirt with Muffin from Bluey framed by chains and a heavy metal style MUFFIN in all caps
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 03/08/2026
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON
Nicole Marie @nicolemarie.bsky.social • 38s
You know what's fucked up? Genocide. But you don't have a problem with that.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 23/07/2026
Inspired by @heatherantos.bsky.social here’s my #SDCC snack drawer!
A drawer full of: 
Better with Buckwheat crips, Chex Mix peanut butter and chocolate bars, Trader Joe’s Snacky Clusters, a Tony’s Chocolonely bar, Nature Valley protein bars, Trader Joe’s furikake snack mix, CVS store brand caramel popcorn with cashews, Trader Joe’s peanut butter caramel corn, and Trader Joe’s chocolate covered Gummi bears.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 22/07/2026
So happy for u, thrift store. Live your truth!
A skyline with a billboard that says “out of the closet thrift store”
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 20/07/2026
Sometimes when two people love each other very much one of them wraps on a long-running, critically-acclaimed podcast and then shaves a lightning bolt into the other one’s head for her Power Rangers panel at 5pm on Thurs in room 23ABC at #SDCC2026 @edidin.bsky.social 💗⚡️
The side of a head up close with a lightning bolt shaved into it.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 16/07/2026
New art today, description in the alt text
A young child’s drawing: left to right, Ama, Abba, and Kiddo in a flying dragon elevator.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 08/07/2026
Just had a long conversation with Senator Mitch McConnell
Bernie from Weekend At Bernie’s lying dead in a lounge chair with a cigarette dangling out of his mouth
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 02/07/2026
Okay who the heck is chopping onions in here @edidin.bsky.social
An abstract child’s drawing with the words “I LOVE YOU” on it
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 29/06/2026
@edidin.bsky.social bought me mushroom flavored Oreos and we regret our choices.
A long thin pale green box of Mushroom OreosThe nutrition facts which label these as “Artificially Flavored Matsutake Mushroom Flavor”A small round yellow cookie with a mushroom decoration on it.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 28/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE!!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🩵🤍🖤🤎
A picture of a person in a bright pink shirt that says “Queers in love” wearing rainbow eyeshadow and a purple mask.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 19/06/2026
Our child has been drawing maps of parts of Sodor from Thomas the Tank Engine @edidin.bsky.social
A child drawing in front of a garage of a bunch of squiggles that have been labeled “lookout mountain” A drawing that is recognizable as a map on cardboard with the following places labeled

BOWL SHAPED HUVVEN RIVER
THE DOCKS
MUD SQUARE
NORMAN RIVER
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 13/06/2026
DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY 🌈 HAPPY PRIDE
Double rainbow over a building on a busy street
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 12/06/2026
You’re a better person than I, my pub trivia team of comics pros absolutely won $100 gift certificates for being the only team that could name all the characters in this picture (minus text) while I was editing Popeye.
A drawing of the cast of Thimble Theatre featuring 

BERNARD
GEORGE W. GEEZIL
DUFUS
POPEYE
ALICE THE GOON
HAM GRAVY
TOAR
ROUGH HOUSE
BRUTUS
SEA HAG
POOPDECK PAPPY
OLIVE OYL
KING BLOZO
PROFESSOR IS O. G. WATASNOZZLE
JOHN SAPPO 
COLE OYL
CASTOR OYL
NANA OYL
GRANNY
WHIFFLE HEN
J. WELLINGTON WIMPY
SWEE' PEA
EUGENE THE JEEP
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 07/06/2026
Aloe— It was doing great until a few weeks ago. Water it when I can stick a finger into the soil about 2 inches deep and it feels completely dry. Feed it succulent food at the same time. Close up of the brown on the base of the leaves, a bunch of leaves have fallen off.
A sad aloe plantClose up of the discoloration at the base of the sad aloe plant’s leaves.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 07/06/2026
lol realized we can’t send pics over DMs here, here are my pics Peperomia— I think this one isn’t getting enough sun. I water it every two weeks and give it some plant food when I do. Just moved it in front of the sunniest window in our apartment.
A sad peperomia plantA pale leaf on a sad peperomia plant
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 07/06/2026
The kiddo drew the whole family @edidin.bsky.social
Three stick figures with no arms on light blue construction paper. Just legs and faces. They all have googly eyes. The one with large eyes is Jay, the one with eyelids is me, and the one on the right is the kiddo.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/06/2026
Mychal Threets, librarian and literacy advocate
Mychal Threets, a Black man with cheek length riotous curly hair, grinning and holding up something that says “Raised by Libraries”
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/06/2026
Don Cheadle, actor and public supporter of trans rights
Don Cheadle, a Black man with a black tee shirt that says “Protect Trans Kids” and a baseball cap.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 26/05/2026
What the
A headline that says 

Couple found dead in murder-suicide scammed by Tom Selleck impersonator (report) May. 23, 2026, 4:04 p.m.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 26/05/2026
Took the kiddo to Artechhouse NYC to look at digitized nature and then home to hang out in real nature. @edidin.bsky.social
The back of a child’s head. The child has shorthair and is wearing a blue sweatshirt. There are many multicolored lights being projected on the walls and floor around them.The same child flopped on their belly on green grass. They are wearing a blue dress, green leggings, black sneakers, and a blue backpack shaped like a rocket ship.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 25/05/2026
I could not find a straight-on photo of the piggie’s butt but I did find the butts of OTHER Majapahit piggy banks.
The backside of a terracotta piggy with a tail and a big butthole. The backside of a terracotta piggy with a tail and a tiny butthole but big testicles.
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