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Tim Wiser

@tdwiser.bsky.social
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Assoc Professor of Physics @ Truman State U, MO, USA Dark matter, particle physics, teaching. Personal account not affiliated with my employer.

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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
unfortunately you have become fairly uncertain about whatever the conjugate variable of a textbook is
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Les temps vont être trés bien au Paris aussi
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
oops
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We’ll keep the Midwest sunny and 75 until you get back.
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Killing vectors
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Physicist, renormalize thyself
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
After uhhhh 9 years??
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Got to enjoy a fantastic conversation between @chanda.blacksky.app and @dnlee5.bsky.social in STL @stlcountylibrary.bsky.social!
Danielle N Lee and Chanda Prescod-Weinstein on stage discussing Chanda’s new book at St. Louis County Library
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
At this rate you will outpace GRRM entirely between his books 5 and 6
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
🏅good spouse award🏅
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Much like whatever you were talking about, I also occasionally produce surprisingly useful results
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Why would you attack me so directly on your slide
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Oh cool, we're already to AI slop overtaking real images in search results. Second Google Images result for "op amp configurations" is nonsense. (Forgive me, I needed to remember how to do a differential amplifier. Apparently I just tape a resistor to the case or something) #electronics
a 3 by 3 grid of ai-generated op-amp circuits, most of which are nonsensical
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
They’re going to make me wait three days to read @chanda.blacksky.app’s book??? It’s 90 miles away 🥲
USPS package tracking page showing pickup on April 7, expected delivery by April 10
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
hi brian!
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We are hiring a tenure-track organic chemist! Truman State is the #1 public regional in the midwest...29 years running. Our Chemistry and Biochem/MolecularBio programs are @acs.org accredited. Apply by 4/7! #chemsky #chemjobs #chemistry #iteachchem 🧪 trumansu.peopleadmin.com/postings/1532
trumansu.peopleadmin.com
Assistant Professor of Chemistry -- Organic Chemistry (Fall 2026) -- Revised Review Date
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
found the ground state
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
large scattering cross section
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It will just be four hours of him fact-checking the audience on the lore
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
your stomach microbiome is plants not organic matter
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I preordered it now that I have proof you actually wrote it 👀
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Don’t forget the 3 on the back.
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Oooh, there’s a great one, but I can only show you in person. Also only if my wife is with me. I’ll send our info so you can book our tickets.
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
WHATEVER
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
YOU GET IT!
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
you'll regret it when this paper starts bringing in the big bucks, as journal articles do
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
@chanda.blacksky.app could have cowritten this paper but she didn't 👀
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Office of Medium-High Energy Physics
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i wrote this paper. i hope you like it. #physics #darkmatter #axions #iteachphysics arxiv.org/abs/2603.13451
arxiv.org
Ultralight Dark Matter: Undergraduate Physics in Modern Cosmology
Ultralight dark matter is a hypothetical class of particle with a number of interesting theoretical and experimental properties, many of which are best understood by direct analogy with or application...
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
these are just all the weekend trips I did in grad school, in case you’re wondering if things have changed
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I will accept only praise
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
you are missing out on gems such as
i.e. a ket alpha equals alpha ket alpha.
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon dog is crying while eating a piece of bread and the words # failure are below him
Alt: a cartoon dog is crying while eating a piece of bread and the words # failure are below him
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I did an independent study for two students a few years back. Checked my stash and I have two (2) lecture notes, one on QM prerequisites and another on normalizing states. You know, the really exciting parts.
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's not too late to apply, but review starts soon! We are pretty cool to work with, tbh #physicsjobs #astrojobs #physics #iteachphysics
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Astronomers are celebrating the end of error bar jokes at their expense
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
big fan of their just putting it out there. a level of honesty we can all aspire to(?)
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
just saw the username 🫠
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
instructions unclear, how do I get the mouse out of my nose?
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a bedford ambulance is driving down a city street
ALT: a bedford ambulance is driving down a city street
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
“Photons are particles”
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Who would ever write a paper about that mess
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
lol remember when the 3.55 keV line
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
sorry I will try harder to post ragebait “WIMPs are the best dark matter candidate” “QFT is uncool actually”
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
come work with me! #physics #astro #iteachphysics
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We have small class sizes and amazing students!
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We're hiring a physicist/astronomer for a sabbatical replacement position. This is a great chance for a newly minted PhD or postdoctoral researcher to build up a teaching portfolio as an instructor at a primarily undergraduate institution! apply.interfolio.com/181520 #physicsjobs #astrojobs
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
robert mcnees is kevin arnold prove me wrong
photo of Fred Savage as wonder years character Kevin Arnold
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
it may have a protective anti-bird filter installed
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Tim Wiser @tdwiser.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Stanford drops by ~2/3rds for 'terminal graduate registration' status studentservices.stanford.edu/tuition-rate...
studentservices.stanford.edu
2025-2026 Graduate and Professional Tuition Rates
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