T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 7mI mean... sounds interesting, but will it scale? 010
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 23mLiterally sat here waiting for Sequoia Capital to pick up the phone. We've got a bunch of proprietary software literally ready to ship 110
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 26mIt might well have just happened to us this weekend, funnily enough (We had a release blocked on Kobo this weekend. May well just be that one of the "AI detectors" did a mass new indie title block... but they've given no explanation, and you can help but wonder about keywords, can you?) 041
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 40mWas just reading about this incredible bit of bioware. It's activated by sequences of characters (some of them VERY long and complicated), which interface directly with the hippocampus to create immersive movie-like experience that feel like *you're actually in them*... Amazing stuffuk.bookshop.orgBookshop.org: Buy books online. Support local bookshops.A better way to buy books online. Every purchase financially supports local independent bookshops. 183
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 3h"And can you tell the court where YOU were, when you saw them?" "Yes, I was in the cafe" 010
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 3hI'd offer her some words of encouragement as she embarks on this career renowned for its equitable remuneration, but I have a terrible feeling if I tried she'd just ask me why I've got such a big nose and demand to know where I'm from, really 020
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 14hI think a cruel truth we're all going to have to face is that being open and vulnerable about our experiences of sexual violence in public forums has absolutely no impact on anyone who doesn't already understand sexual violence is a horrendous problem, and may harden the dismissive and predatory. 329443
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 3h"I went outside, saw some other people doing the same and I DIDN'T LIKE IT": every Telegraph reader, everywhere 291
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 4hI just had a quick look... and some of the later Pandas were positively sexy! Hers, unfortunately, was the early 80s model... 110
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 4hBloody *hell* I only ever went out in the Panda a few times (it stopped working as quickly as you'd imagine), but I've never forgotten the rattling... Years later, I went out with a girl who drove a Mini (before they had their renaissance), and it was like guiding a herd of rhinos down a motorway 110
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 4hUnfortunate that so many UK columnists have decided on a recurring wall-of-faeces motif in their gaffs, mind 120
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 4hOh my god... this just got me flashing back to the Fiat Panda... We weren't a driving family, but when my cousin passed her test (first among us!), she went out and bought a brown Panda. It was basically a cardboard box on wheels; you'd have had a smoother, more reliable ride in the Flintstones car 110
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 4hThey all think they're the Paradise Lost Satan, it's hilarious (Although I have a feeling if they actually read PL, they'd find him far too gay and louche for their tastes. Nothing manly about lounging around the banks of THAT river of fire) 010
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 4hI'll never understand why "devil's advocate" is such an attractive position for some men to adopt The clue is in the name! 110
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 4hTo extend the analogy further: You're absolutely allowed to get mad about the construction process, if the home is built with stolen materials or on the bones of dead neighbours Those are ethics issues, not a matter of taste 041
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 4hRelevant for reading across the board, I'd say - as true for fiction as for academic work A book (or article, or monograph) is an invitation to step into someone else's home (/inner world) You can't get mad about the way they've decorated, or that you'd have done something else with the garden 3122
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 11/10/2026One step closer to the ur-treat, the treat that contains all treats within it 631414208
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)AK Faulkner ➡️ NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 21hThis is news to some people, so I present to you: authorsfirst.com Peter F. Hamilton. Conn Iggulden. David W. Ball. R. A. Salvatore. All people who made a good living from writing.authorsfirst.comAuthors First Book-to-Screen StudioAuthors First is a book-to-screen studio and distribution platform giving authors creative control, so fans can watch the book the way the author imagined. 4021253
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 17hMy only consolation, beyond imagining other authors hissing "scab" at these people at every industry event they attend for the rest of their lives, is that the final extruded products will be so skin-meltingly execrable, anyone who tries to watch them will immediately dissolve into a puddle of goo 3562
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Aino Aura (Áidnu Ávrá) Järvinen @tulsaghoul.bsky.social · 17hSay no to tech bros. 🖕 Long live queer stories. 131
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 20hNot to get all Eve Sedgwick on everyone here (god knows, we've all moved on since the 90s) but telling other people how they should and shouldn't identify - and who they should and shouldn't fuck - is pretty much the antithesis of "queer" as a social proposition 0124
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 20hI really wish more cishet people understood this. Or at least those cishet people who shout about it the loudest on social media 171
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 20hLesbians are cis and trans and genderqueer, the same way lesbians are a thousand other intersecting identities *as well as* lesbian You don't and can't niche down a community like it's an Insta campaign or a dating profile with a "no fats, no fems" filter applied. That's not how "community" works 1132
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 11/10/2026Suella Braverman’s book barely sold any copies because, as the voice of the silent majority of the country, most people already know and share her views, which is why it’s so important to constantly invite her and her allies on TV, to expand upon their neglected views which everyone already shares. 2817
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 23hDon't want to get any hopes up yet... but a very kind soul with a contact at Kobo has just offered to get in touch with them on our behalf about the Exodontists ban debacle Keep everything crossed... 🤞 1200
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Am I going to die if I don't pass this on within the week? 120
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Nefarious Bat Press @nefariousbatpress.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We're very, very happy to support Queer The Shelves Infinite - a new initiative helping readers connect with queer books, free from "AI" and tech oligarchy interference! Check out their Kickstarter and see for yourself why they're our cup of tea!kickstarter.comQueer the ShelvesThe LGBTQ+ subscription reading app we need, the one we’ve all been dreaming about, is finally coming. Be part of the revolution. 0146
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Being Boring for me, and Cell Block Tango for the outro 110
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)mogadooooooom @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026hey folks, it's a good time to pick up some bookish bargains from the bat! 092
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The "it's a free market, private commercial entities can show/sell what they like" argument is tenuous enough when big tech providers have de facto monopolies But the BBC is a state broadcaster This is very, very, very bad 0512
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I wish we had a better way to drive people to the site to buy direct. 90% of our ebook sales are still Bezos, and I hate it 110
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 11/10/20262. To do this to a Black cis lesbian, at a time when transphobes are using cis dykes as sticks to beat trans women and misgendering women of colour who don't sufficiently conform to Caucasian beauty standards ... it's repulsive in a way I don't have words for The BBC is rotten to the core 1640
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Two things here: 1. It's not centrism, it's literal censorship when a state broadcaster (w/ Royal Charter) digitally alters and disseminates an image/message it doesn't like 19719
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Carl Clapham @carlclapham.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This raises some serious questions as to the extent to which the BBC present digitally altered images as reality. This may just be a show about dancing but what policies do the BBC have in place so that this doesn't occur during it's news broadcasts. 116214
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Feast on these half-price, DRM- and-oligarch-free books! 01410
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Mike (They/Them) 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🏴 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly 10355561520
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Point of Impact Publishing @pointofimpactbooks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I'm not a big horror reader (typically two titles per year), but I love what Nefarious Bat puts out and there's been some nasty crap pulled at them from Kobo of late that breaks my heart as a reader and as a micro publisher. So please, take a peek at their store. They've got wonders in there. 143
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Vampi Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hey, did you know I wrote a book? 12014
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)AK Faulkner ➡️ NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 10/10/2026Hey, I'm going to run a kickstarter for a sickeningly pretty hardback special edition of Jack of Thorns. You should go follow it so you get notified whey when it launches! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rav...kickstarter.comComing soon: Jack of Thorns: Deluxe Hardback EditionA breathtaking deluxe special edition of the critically acclaimed M/M Urban Fantasy adventure. 03315
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Thank you, you're amazing ❤️ 030
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Nefarious Bat Press @nefariousbatpress.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We didn't want to mention the title until we'd checked with @drewhuff.bsky.social... but Kobo have blocked the sale of THE EXODONTISTS on their platforms, 4 days before it releases Tuesday Help us give it the launch it deserves? 21519
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/10/2026"Are my migraines hormonal, or am I thinking too hard about how Peter Thiel has more money than all nurses on Earth combined?" buff.ly/oLdL54Cbuff.lyIs It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?“Is my hair thinning, or am I ripping it out because a thirty-four-time convicted, sexually abusive steak salesman with a Hannibal Lecter fetish is five poin... 131184382
T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her) @tcparker.bsky.social · 10/10/202650% off all of my and Shauna's books today and tomorrow, when you get them direct from us All profits go towards building the Bat, getting more queer horror stories out there and moving us away from dependence on technofeudalist infrastructure - that, as we've seen today, can be taken away 0127
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Something I think about often is how the reward for promptly responding to emails is receiving more emails. 1158181
Reposted by T(errifying) C(ryptid) Parker (she/her)alana "overripe by a day" banana @lanna.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tradwife! Tradwife! 132