Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you see this handsome fellow today, wish him a happy birthday. 010
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The Big Lad has a real “To save the village we had to destroy it” energy. I will not the irony of Jenga somehow not being in pieces. 100
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Been adding one card a day this week to my house dashboard and I am both aware that it will never save me but also very happy with it. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026To be clear, I am not endorsing the doing so either and I don't want anyone to think I am in favor of horrific behavior. I just think there's maybe a couple generations of American kids we could kill off wholesale. 110
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’ve been proper drunk before, but not to the point my DNA complained. 010
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Now that I know the punchline, I am *dying*. All I can see is the poor dude as someone on their first rollercoaster just after the bar locks down. "This is going to happen no matter what I do." Also, the old timey lawyer schtick would make Matlock blush. I assume it was this guy. 150
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When Ring Cameras and Nextdoor invade real life. Could have done with an editor’s note that just said, “[no it fucking wasn’t dimwit — ed.]” 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026How it started/ how it's going? Definitely thought it was a different type of spam from the preview. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026“Ok, fair enough, let’s revise it to don‘t shit where you OR I eat.” 010
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Dichotomy of man: we have enough trees I’ve gotten into forest stewardship. OTOH, fuck elm trees. They know why. 020
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I realize this is such an odd thought to have just before bed in 2026: Matt Trakker had no choice but to park like a That Guy whenever he went to the store. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Anyone else notice Women's Rights went backwards right around the time Virginia Slims stopped being a thing? 010
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Not awful enough I have to watch Everton get jobbed by this ref, I gotta look at Florian Wirtz's entry in the Cole Palmer Memorial Award for Poor Tonsorial Decisions contest. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I've been working on a Slack bot/ CLI for automating tasks for me and I am excited to see how this playlist comes out. 010
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I thought no one could ever fill the Marcus Smart-sized hole in my heart, but I am starting to have feelings here. 001
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026i.redd.it/rhzda58918u4... Now we know who he was talking to. 050
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026If any of these image generators were worth a damn, they'd let me rework a photo of Pam Bondi from today to include her perfect co-counsel. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026You know it's bad when I've gotten to the point I am posting this in a work chat. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026the timeline feature in Immich has become one of my Must Check places since I set it up. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Today's Far Side calendar hit a little too close to home given the current Department of War. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026On second thought, I should have kept the thinking part collapsed. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I'll be sure to ask him at our next meetup. And to complain about "Low T GOP". He's clearly been letting Frank Thomas write his screeds again. 100
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 28/01/2026We've had cats for over a decade and I've yet to write "cat food" on a grocery list. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026In my normal routine doing the New Yorker’s Shuffalo when the name of the dog from Hagar the Horrible pops into my name, unbidden. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Tom’s Crossing is just amazing. From start to … well, a sixth of the way to the finish. 120
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026IT just added spyware to control our machines and it's named "Splashtop Streamer" and this is the icon in my toolbar. SEEMS LEGIT 120
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Have you guys considered getting an Oura ring and writing an AI integration so a computer can make you feel bad about it? Because at least one maniac did! Could be you had exactly 182 restless periods last night. 010
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Yes, but have you considered the NYT says middle Minnesota is A-OK with this? 100
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026What a country: the same day RFK Jr declares the war is over, I get the counter-insurgency manual in the mail. 022
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 11/01/2026In case you were getting worried about the Rise of AI, please know I am wasting everyone‘s carbon credits asking shit like this and then marking the feedback useful. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Can’t decide whether to burn this or try to scam the nearest archaeological society. 030
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 13/12/2025You can tell there were zero user interviews in the process of packaging this magnetic bowl for holding loose parts during a job because it came with those nuts and washers and who wants to finish and find left over parts? 040
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Why yes, work filter, I am petty enough to wonder if you know about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dotless_I -- spoiler: they don't. 000
Tom @tclancy.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I am obscenely jealous of whomever works at our local frou-frou grocery because apparently they've never had an intrusive thought. Way to ruin my day. 020
