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Tchopy Von Trier

@tchopy.bsky.social
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Im a cat that was given the “gift” of being human but I dunno this shit kinda sucks fr. ya gotta let me know if you’re a time traveler.

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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mood Worldwide
Extreme close up of Ewok appearance similar to a gray & black teddy bear
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This 25 year old album changed my life
An elephant in the woods puts out a fire. This is the album cover for “The Glow” pt2 by The Microphones.This is the back cover for “The Glow” pt 2 by The Microphones. A photo collage featuring apartments and sky lit up at night the songs on the album are listed up to cascading down like smoke from a chimney The inner sleeve of “The Glow” pt2 by The Microphones. A Forrest is in the foreground the night sky behind it. The inner sleeve for “The Glow” pt2 by The Microphones. A mountain in the foreground with the night sky behind it.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great book if you like music
A red book sits on a bright green table with a floral back ground. The book is titled “How The Beatles Destroyed Rock ‘n’ Roll” by Elijah Wald
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh Rachel Cusk! I get emails from famous people too. Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
Emails from famous celebrities offering my a variety of adult entertainment from left to right: Natalie Portman, Emma Stone, Drew Barrymore, Ashley Judd, Michelle Monaghan and Demi Lovato
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Marvel’s Doctor Doom on a green backgroundquoting the real MF DOOM “get real dome from a well-known crack gnome” from the song “more rhymin” from the album “born like this” which is named after a Charles Bukowski poem
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A photo of John F Kennedy speaking
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*bang bang* on the door baby *bang bang* on the door *bang bang* on the door baby *bang bang* you’re what?
Travis Scott Odyssey
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Everything about this is beautiful
Epigraph from chapter 16 of the book “How The Beatles Destroyed Rock ‘N’ Roll” by Elijah Wald

“The Twist, superseding the Hula Hoop, burst upon the scene like a nuclear explosion, sending its fallout of rhythm into the Minds and Bodies of the people.... They came from every level of society, writhing pitifully though gamely about the floor, feeling exhilarating and soothing new sensations, release from some unknown prison in which their Bodies had been encased, a sense of freedom they had never known before.”
ELDRIDGE CLEAVER, MINISTER OF INFORMATION
OF THE BLACK PANTHER PARTY, 1968
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A hand shows off electric blue iridescent nails next to a smiling mystery squash
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A bald man sits behind the wheel of a car with a quote bubble underneath his chin
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#eminemposting
A Ghanaian movie poster for the movie  8 Mile features 8 skinny white men flipping the bird who all have the same face but they are in different poses. There is also one green hand and a zombie head
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A man wear a white tshirt with the words
“Never
Stop 
Pooping”
A skull emoji appears below the declarative phrase 
If you stop pooping you die
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My favorite comedy? Maybe. Top ten? Time will tell.
A svelte white man with shoulder length brunette hair lounges on a burnt orange couch an acoustic guitar rests nearby. He glances down at a bored blonde waifish white woman. This is a still from the film “Only Lovers Left Alive” (Jarmusch, 2013)
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ted was my father’s name. Please call me
Title credit that reads “and Theodore J. Fucker”
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Johnny Drama sits in the front seat of a convertibleThe cast from enteourage sits above their kingdom of Los Angeles while an EVA from Neon Genesis Evangelion sits downtown. Even though hos chuckling Vinnie knows that destiny awaits.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Le Crowset”
A bright red Le Creuset sits atop an empty picnic table in a wooded setting. In the middle left edge a crow takes flight.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A tshirt that reads:
(Clap)NEVER
(clap)STOP
(clap)POOPING(clap)
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I got this from a goodwill 20 years ago
A dinosaur leaps towards an unsuspecting barber in a powdered wig who is shaving a pig.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
4x4th
Album covers left to right: “What’s Going On?” Marvin Gaye 1971, “There’s a Riot Goin On” Sly and the Family Stone 1971,
“Forever Changes” Love 1967, “Some Of My Best Jokes are Friends” George Clinton  1985
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It’s some bullshit that doesn’t matter
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A pale neon green duck with arched eyebrows colloquially known as the Grinch DuckPale green sign that reads “PLEASE DO NOT SIT ON THE GRINCH DUCK”
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Eddie Murphy dressed as Gumby in a restaurant proclaiming Landry Shamet
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Rest in peace David Hockney you would have hated this
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I thought Whalefall was the feature length version of this
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
A gray cat in a stripped bow tie
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Two cats peer down from a balcony asking “what the fuck?”
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I enjoy living in reality
A text exchange between two people:
Hello, your name is in my contacts, but I'm having trouble recalling the content of our last call. Could you help me remember?
Yes I am your dentist
I recently had an appointment with the dentist, but I'm not sure if it's you. I'm Selena Harrington.
Who are you?
This is the office of Dr. Jeremy Flanagan. We know proudly use ChaptGpT to answer all
Queries. If this is an emergency please call 911
Oh, I booked an appointment with Dr. David, not Jeremy
How did your number end up in my phone?
A text exchange between 2 people:
Dr Jeremy Flanagan graduated 11th in his class from Auburn University and started his practice in 2018. He uses his mental powers to give his phone number to strangers. He cannot be trusted.
ok
We have scheduled an appt for you with Dr. Jeremey Flanagan on June 18 at 10am
To confirm please press Y
To cancel type NO!
No
Your appointment with Dr.
Jeremy Flanagan has been canceled. You are now strangers. Goodbye.
Read Yesterday
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m sorry I was talking to my cat while Bluesky was down
A person raise their eyebrow in a way that implies “candyass” while a cat does the same thing
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#lol #accidentalquotetweet
Timeline synchronicity 

Julie the Obscure @blac... • 2m
you're clearly not doing enough coke then.
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•••
Josh Gondelman
@joshgonde... • 1m
I do NOT understand what this means but I DO hate it.
ARTISAN
Jordan Belfort's secret weapon
Ava the AI BDR
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’d heard the legends can’t believe it’s real
Mr Six the dancing old man from Six flags holds his custom guitar
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Blazers in 7
Portland Trail Blazers Logo red stripe white stripe “FUCK IT!“Sidewalk art go blazers
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“Someone Has to Be Happy. Why Not Lauren Sánchez Bezos?
As half of an unfathomably powerful couple, Mrs. Sánchez. Bezos seems to have influenced the uber-rich to stop apologizing, and start enjoying themsclves.” Fishman can’t hurt you. Fishman loves you.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I visited a monastery last year and they had the smallest pipe organ I’d ever seen in the chapel. They wouldn’t let me play it either.
A small wooden pipe organ
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Damian Lillard on the Bullet Train
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This “Gilligan’s Island” reboot goes hard
On the edge of cliff over looking large body of water a tall white man in navy pants and red sweater stands next to a movie star in a weathered off white dress of some sort aka Gilligan & Ginger
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
LOL #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Movie posters from left to right: “Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie” (Johnson 2025), “Splittsville” (Covino 2025), “Cool Runnings” (Turteltuab 1993), The Holy Mountain (Jodorowsky 1973)
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Monday #monday #mondaycoming
A handsome middle aged middle bald man sits legs reclined shirt asconced to the navel while a terrier on his right looking on perplexed
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
An African American man looks at a Caucasian man skeptically as he says “By the way, I would have released Morbius a third term if I vould.”
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Cream colored cinderblock wall with “how many more must die?” Spray painted in black and pinkForeground is Stop sign with “ICE” written under STOP background is green and White House on right with morning sky and telephone polls on left
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Victor Wembanyama with a shaved head
Orange maple on the left center frame Giant skeleton with arms raised green. Tree on right
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Merry Christmas Everyone
A cartoon panel from Gary Larson’s The Far Side depicting a on the left side a man sitting in a chair a woman standing next to him. Center, on the floor a child opens a gift of a raccoon skin hat. On the right is a Christmas tree with presents underneath. The caption reads “Zaroor
Mexico City, Christmas morning, 1837:
Santa Anna's son, Juan, receives the original
Davy Crockett hat.” #christmas #heritagewear #Vivalarevolución
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
#LastFourPosted #LastFourWatched #FourTwentyFriday
Image depicts movie posters left to right:
“Backbeat” 1994 Softley, “Tokyo Godfathers” 2003 Kon, “Stalker” 1979 Tarkovsky, “The Gospel According to St. Matthew” 1964 Pasolini
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A 🥴 story in two parts:
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VARIETY
Home > Film > Global|
Dec 1, 2025 6:02am PT|
Scarlett Johansson
Defends Support for Woody Allen: 'It's Hard to Know' What the Impact Is but 'It's Important to Have Integrity' and
"Stand Up for What You Believe In'
By Alex Ritman ~Woody Allen is not sorry about his friendship with Jeffrey
Epstein
View in browser
nytimes.com
Che New Hork Cines
December 15, 2025
The director Woody Allen is taking a slightly different tack than many of the other powerful people associated with Jeffrey Epstein, the disgraced former financier.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
A home with a bush at the corner as one dog rides a bike another dog trots along side. The bike riding dog says “Hey! … Be cool, man, be cool!”
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
“The Driving Crooner” Andrei Tarkovsky 1979
Two men with questionable hair lengths stand around a car trying to make it look fake goddamn it. A jaunty hat sits atop a convertible automobile. A female sits in the drivers seat being cool, for now, before she croons away
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Legit LOL
Youtube comment window with 49 comments first one says “crazy that they got Ben Shapiro” on the intro”
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Was the grink there?
A pathetic & decrepit old man snatches at the only thing he loves, a shiny worthless trinket.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Chocolate Subway Marshmallow Overcoat The Crackers The Honkeys
A bearded man with excellent boots lounges on a leather couch while the shadow of a high hat hovers in the background
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Pictures is a man in a black pinstriped suit with a black button down shirt clutching his hand to his chest in affirmation that he is, in fact, Garfield.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Dis me
A black & white illustration of the waterfowl known as the American Coot
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