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Tchopy Von Trier

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Im a cat that was given the “gift” of being human but I dunno this shit kinda sucks fr. ya gotta let me know if you’re a time traveler.

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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(Crunchy upbeat rthymic guitar) Crazy That’s how it goes Millions of People Picking their nose Crazy It’s not what it seems Millions of people Skiing in jeans
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 27/09/2026
God at His computer
God at His computer
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know what they say, it’s not Christmas unless you’ve heard “Choosin’ Lexus”
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 27/09/2026
Every day this continues is one more day too long.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Being online is just being constantly asked to taste spoiled milk
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Night Nuggets
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This 25 year old album changed my life
An elephant in the woods puts out a fire. This is the album cover for “The Glow” pt2 by The Microphones.This is the back cover for “The Glow” pt 2 by The Microphones. A photo collage featuring apartments and sky lit up at night the songs on the album are listed up to cascading down like smoke from a chimney The inner sleeve of “The Glow” pt2 by The Microphones. A Forrest is in the foreground the night sky behind it. The inner sleeve for “The Glow” pt2 by The Microphones. A mountain in the foreground with the night sky behind it.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Keep thinking about it “I bought this before Elon went crazy” in a black metal font
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great book if you like music
A red book sits on a bright green table with a floral back ground. The book is titled “How The Beatles Destroyed Rock ‘n’ Roll” by Elijah Wald
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Portland Oregon Saturday October 3 Benefit for Creston Elementary JAMONIT
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Creston Elementary Benefit Concert - Ural Thomas and The Pain w/ Oklahoma Perfect and Gainsayer at Foster Theater
Tickets are now available for Creston Elementary Benefit Concert - Ural Thomas and The Pain w/ Oklahoma Perfect and Gainsayer at Foster Theater, OR on Sat, Oct 3 2026. Click the link for further infor...
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wow. What a scoop. If you really care, this has been happening for years and it’s all bullshit
scientificamerican.com
Google Engineer Claims AI Chatbot Is Sentient: Why That Matters
Is it possible for an artificial intelligence to be sentient?
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All else aside shout out Beverly Glenn-Copeland
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It is no fun being a ghost
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Driving around Up & down Division Street I used to like it here It just bums me out To remember”
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Knew someone who didn’t get a second interview because they found out he smoked weed once in high school
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh Rachel Cusk! I get emails from famous people too. Should we throw a party? Should we invite Bella Hadid?
Emails from famous celebrities offering my a variety of adult entertainment from left to right: Natalie Portman, Emma Stone, Drew Barrymore, Ashley Judd, Michelle Monaghan and Demi Lovato
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Marvel’s Doctor Doom on a green backgroundquoting the real MF DOOM “get real dome from a well-known crack gnome” from the song “more rhymin” from the album “born like this” which is named after a Charles Bukowski poem
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fittingly autocorrect changed “Enes Kantor” to “One’s Manure”
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A photo of John F Kennedy speaking
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Cascadia Democratic Action @cascadiademocratic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cascadia Democratic Action condemns this decision and reminds the residents of Oregon and Washington that our organization offers a solution to federal interference with the democratic election process: separation from the United States. cascadiademocratic.org
cascadiademocratic.org
Home - Cascadia Democratic Action
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This short film changed my life.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
AI is a vampire. Sent to drain. Secret destroyers. Hold us up to the flame. And what do we get for our pain? Betrayed desires. And no peace of the game.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Jason Statham in a Spiderman movie: Oy! Robert Smith! Fetch me some tea then fuck off.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fact check: False
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
teamziller.com
NBA owners don't matter, and yet
The cartel members have captured a huge portion of the league's value despite being mostly irrelevant to success or failure.
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
*bang bang* on the door baby *bang bang* on the door *bang bang* on the door baby *bang bang* you’re what?
Travis Scott Odyssey
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sunday Scaries: Man is the only mammal who choose to trim their nose hair…or not
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Everything about this is beautiful
Epigraph from chapter 16 of the book “How The Beatles Destroyed Rock ‘N’ Roll” by Elijah Wald

“The Twist, superseding the Hula Hoop, burst upon the scene like a nuclear explosion, sending its fallout of rhythm into the Minds and Bodies of the people.... They came from every level of society, writhing pitifully though gamely about the floor, feeling exhilarating and soothing new sensations, release from some unknown prison in which their Bodies had been encased, a sense of freedom they had never known before.”
ELDRIDGE CLEAVER, MINISTER OF INFORMATION
OF THE BLACK PANTHER PARTY, 1968
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If I had known my cat would be so soft I would have named him Drake
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lovin the new album @patmcafeeshow.bsky.social
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Hunter- That one night Full version- The Office
YouTube video by R3PTAR91
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“A technological society cannot persist as a democracy unless the people in the majority understand both technology and ecology well enough to know what they are doing.” Phillip Wylie ‘The End of the Dream’
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pervert glasses suck truly ya but don’t ignore the bad production work. Where are the PA’s? Set security? How did the guy get this close to talent? Anyone who has worked in film or television knows you get people wandering onto set but this is wreckless and dangerous
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This guy literally eats chunks of shit for breakfast. Sometimes not even his own!
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Since I was little I always wanted to grow up to be a cautionary tale for future generations
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A bald man sits behind the wheel of a car with a quote bubble underneath his chin
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don’t have friends, I got family … and they have got very concerned for my well being
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#eminemposting
A Ghanaian movie poster for the movie  8 Mile features 8 skinny white men flipping the bird who all have the same face but they are in different poses. There is also one green hand and a zombie head
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Went to a sold out screening of “Maddie’s Secret” and when Conner O’Malley’s character was introduced the audience instantly began laughing
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A couple years at the Oregon State Fair there was a display of knorr buoullion cubes from all over the world and it was fascinating
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Rumor is there’s an edit of One Night Only where they all have realistic cat buttholes
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Felt good to read this out loud #poetry #poetrysky
allpoetry.com
No volvera el pasado by Jose Coronel Urtecho
Ya todo es de otro modo Todo de otra manera Ni siquiera lo que era es ya como era Ya nada de lo que es sera lo que era Ya es otra cosa todo Es otra era Es el comienzo de una nueva era Es el principio ...
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
S’mores & BLTs
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
God’s Most Perfect Dorito
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Last One Laughing UK Series 3
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ross Douthat looks like the ax murderer from “Too Many Cooks”
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In Cyprus the bakeries have all different types of bread stuffed with Halloumi and it’s heaven
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
🎶I’m gonna break my rusty caaaaaagggggeeeeeee and loooaaaaffffffff🎶
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
2020 LeBron James in Los Angeles watching Kobe Bryant and his daughter die in a helicopter crash: I am sorry for the loss to their family and the game of basketball 2027 LeBron James in NYC on his way to to Philly by helicopter: I am literally built different
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“The Odyssey” (Nolan, 2026)
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Tchopy Von Trier @tchopy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My favorite comedy? Maybe. Top ten? Time will tell.
A svelte white man with shoulder length brunette hair lounges on a burnt orange couch an acoustic guitar rests nearby. He glances down at a bored blonde waifish white woman. This is a still from the film “Only Lovers Left Alive” (Jarmusch, 2013)
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