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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season!

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FFXIV - T'az Matte - The Gourd Lord Pumpkin Spice Viera He/They (trans-masc nonbunary) (No Bigots, Minors, or Jerks) #tmatte #thegourdlord #themattes #tazanswers Alts: Masha - #MashaBo | Zucchini - #SquireofLight (+Pilot (They/Them Lesbian) says Stuff.)

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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 1h
It really is! Consider, if you would, a crown for the queen? Just a thought.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 1h
Masha is Locked The Fuck In. T'az is "Crack jokes, witty one liners" yappy. Zucchini is yappy, but more in a "just ruthlessly talk shit" kinda way. #Tazanswers
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 1h
I love your take on those two so much, I want to crumble them up and put them in my pocket. (Complimentary.)
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 2h
Combolands. I just can't seem to stop playing Combolands.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 2h
The Cousins of the Seventh Dawn: T'az (The WoL) is a Pale Grey Veena & (Scion) Masha's a Bluish-Grey Keeper.
T'az is trying to enjoy a nice honeycrisp apple, but is being interrupted. 

T'az is a floppy eared rabbit fella with grey skin, red hair, and green eyes.  They're wearing purple framed glasses, which match all the purple accessories on their black outfit. They are holding an apple in their right hand and looking at the camera with a vaguely annoyed expression. Masha Nboho, a blue-grey miqote giving the camera a perplexed glance.  She stands in her Field Commanders Coat, dyed jet black, and her blue hair is up in a side ponytail.
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Lady de Borel @lady-deborel.bsky.social · 3h
Got the Lord Commander his car!
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 2h
There was a point in T'az's life where they would have jumped at the opportunity, but I think T'az's current overall feelings towards Sharlayan Society has him firmly in the "Nah, I'm good." camp.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 3h
This is the best thing ever, thank you for it!!
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 20h
Lupus is an energy thief, so no new pose of her smoochin' on Yugiri or Lyse right now, but here is Masha (a certified Mask-Enjoyer) with Feesh (anniversary gift from Yugiri.) I'll even throw in my favourite pose of the three of them being cute on the Party Boat. #MashaBo #Miqote
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shan 🐈🌊 @ GWF Prep! @lightblooms.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
happy international lesbian day from me a huge lesbian. and wyra mewrilah, also a huge lesbian
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Ro @xivsummonerro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"D-did youu take da icture yet." #hrothtober #hrothtober2026 #hrothgar
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 20h
Lupus is an energy thief, so no new pose of her smoochin' on Yugiri or Lyse right now, but here is Masha (a certified Mask-Enjoyer) with Feesh (anniversary gift from Yugiri.) I'll even throw in my favourite pose of the three of them being cute on the Party Boat. #MashaBo #Miqote
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 20h
Offer a headpat and a cookie.
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Mir "Little Phoenix" Teiwaz 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @ 7.56 @silverhorn.moe · 09/10/2026
Happy International Lesbian Day! This time I'm posing two of the women I haven't done much with in a while: Khloe and T'kebbe! #MirPoses #Gpose
T'kebbe is holding Khloe and kissing her as she caresses her girlfriend's face from behind.

The rainbow rock is in the background.
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˖Ი𐑼⋆ @connashot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#Viera 🤍 #݁˖Ი𐑼⋆ 🤍 #Connashots 🤍 #Brio 🤍 #FFXIV 🤍 #GPOSER
Conna looking a little sad. Surrounded by flowing petals and flowers.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think the way I phrased it to The Wife was "Look at his slutty little snatched waist!" It's delightful, good for him!
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was nice of them to offer us Snatched Leofard in these trying times.
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Bris Amur (8.0 Waiting Room) @brisamur.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Come, now, on the floor already? Surely you've got more to offer. #gpose #BrisPosing
A much different version of Bris sits on the edge of a bed, as viewed from a low angle.  Her hair is shorter and two-toned: pink on the right and black on her left.  The tip of her tail hangs over the edge of the bed.  She wears a black top with black cape and red trimmings, with gold buttons down the vest.  She wears black pants and black boots.  Her legs are crossed such that the sole of her right boot is quite close to the camera.  She holds a purple wine glass in her right hand, and she looks down mockingly.  Above and behind her her are the shredded remains of curtains that would've wrapped the bed and tattered wallpaper
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 08/10/2026
Dorothy Big O sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
T'az would have an Instagram but he would never post himself on it, just pictures of Pebble.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This has the best alt text I have ever read in my life.
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Sirius @karmasirius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just know that she knows- #FieldsOfMistria
A fan-comic of fields of Mistria.

Valen looks at juniper while smiling, telling her " You know, you don't have to lie to me, Juniper. I know what you are. "

Juniper looks stressed out.

Juniper wonders if Valen knows she's a witch.

Hayden and March wonder if Juniper is gay.

Valen knows Juniper is a gay witch.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
T'az and Masha were both born in The Black Shroud, at Nboho Homestead, 10 days apart. (Masha is older, and it is very important to her that people know that.) Zucchini was born in Ul Dah (but has lived in Wineport since his parents broke up.)
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just think Lyse in the Paine outfit is exactly what The Lesbians need.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another classic, not sure if I've already posted this one here.
The image is a six panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1 - a girl sits at her desk in front of a computer, looking disheartened. She says, "I dont know if I should post this art, who would even want to see it?"

Panel 2- A new person bursts through the door in the background with a loud BAM

Panel 3- The new person pushes the girl out of the way, smushing her face in the process, while slamming their fist down on the keyboard. 

Panel 4- The computer shows that the art has been posted 

Panel 5- The person makes direct eye contact with the girl while pushing their finger against their own phone screen

Panel 6- A motion blur is added to the last panel, enhancing the impact of the new notifications on the new post. It reads, "(Friend) Liked Post just now" Followed by "(Friend) commented 'I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND I LOVE U'"

Underneath the last panel is a watermark that reads, Shubbabang
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Molten Software @molten.pw · 07/10/2026
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ViMiMi 💜🎵 @ 🔜 GATEWay FATE 204 @vimimi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When the mobs don't aggro together #ffxivmemes #ffxivart
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Oni @onidraws.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Wait I made the meme
The simsons "don't make me tap the sign" meme with written as a text :  "If you post A/I pictures or have a banner/avatar A/I generated, I will absolutely block you."
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Bris Amur (8.0 Waiting Room) @brisamur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oaths and Habits (1/4) #gpose #BrisPosing
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WOOOOOO! I love this. I love them.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The expression is so intense and well done!
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shan 🐈🌊 @ GWF Prep! @lightblooms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they accidentally wrote Zoraal Ja with the most Eldest Daughter Syndrome I have ever seen somehow despite him being a whole man and as an Eldest Daughter I am like. Don’t worry Zoraal Ja. You’re not a whiner to me
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❤︎ Buns ❤︎ @alexaadorkable.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💗🌷 The Warrior of Light 🌷💗 #ModlessMonday | #viera | #gpose
Got a fun week planned after being offline! Sharing marching portraits of my OC’s throughout the week, starting of course with Buns ~ seeing as she started all of this, and this is more her account than mine 🤭

As much as I love to torture her and make her suffer, Buns is my dearest and darlingest girl, and wanted to capture her joy. Even when I’ve sent her to the pits of hell she always finds friends and love and beauty and wonder ~ so wanted that to be her portrait focus.

In her portrait, Buns stands central with a hand to her chest and a bright smile on her face. Eyes wide, she is looking slightly up and out into the distance, with her ears pricked upwards as if she has heard something. Dressed in her classic dancer glamour, it is very much the “base” her which all other versions seem to filter out from ~

~ Posed her on a mint green background, and then added a lot of decorations. Cut out the background into an oval, with parts of her sticking out over the edge. Behind that is a pink background, which has plants and flowers layered over the top of it. Everything is very soft and pastel, with a pink tint to it…

Because she is my goodest pink girl 💗
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope you can rest, hydrate, and feel better soon!
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was not a cute little game about a dolphin. This was nightmare fuel.
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jupiter @tofireandsword.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah, she'd love the squapes
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to have the illustrated anthology of all the Scary Stories, but I have no idea where it's ended up.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The picture you have as slide #3 scared the hell outta me as a kid.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am so serious when I say I legitimately "awwww!!!"ed out loud when I got to it.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was so good, I love that Wyra cherished Y'shtola's letters, even if she didn't respond.
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shan 🐈🌊 @ GWF Prep! @lightblooms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#xivwomenweek | #gposers | #wyrafic - Day 1 / 1.0 It is easy to try and flee the past, and more difficult to face it: Y'shtola and Minfilia make one final plea to whatever is left of Wyra's good nature. Ellipsus: ellipsus.com/read/uHzLALX... AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/93859271
"What do you wish out of this exchange, Wyra? An admittance of a guilty conscience?"

Infuriatingly, Wyra shrugs. "Dunno. Seems like your new little organization is one enough, isn't it? Gotta fix the panic from a world you couldn't save." He swirls his glass of rum in his hand. 

"And that is what you're doing," the words in her mouth are dry and scathing, "saving it?"

The grin on Wyra's face is foreign and unsuited for her. "Oh, I have no pretenses of bein' anyone's hero."

The letter that Y'shtola held onto felt hot in her pocket, fury bubbling and threatening to move from being a stone in her stomach and throat. Against her better judgment, she removes it from her pocket and slams it back down on the table in front of him, as if to now prove a point. 

Maybe this was her last hope.Y'shtola stands with her arms crossed as Wyra lounges smugly on a couch behind her just ever so slightly out of focus, surrounded by two red-headed women and one brunette. Y'shtola appears annoyed with whatever Wyra is saying.Minfilia smiles slightly to herself as she looks over a wax seal on a letter at her desk in the Waking Sands, slightly illuminated by candlelight.Wyra sits with her head in her hand as she slumps over in her chair in her Captain's Quarters, tired of the decisions she has made, and worried she will regret the one she will.
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Bris Amur (8.0 Waiting Room) @brisamur.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
After closing time at the shop. #gpose #BrisPosing
Bris sits on a shop counter wearing black pants and a white shirt.  The shirt exposes her midriff and is almost entirely unbuttoned, exposing deep cleavage.  Sitting loosely around Bris's shoulders is an undone tie.  She holds her tobacco pipe in her left and looks off to the side with a smirk.  Behind her, multiple paper lanterns hang in the night air and give off a colorful glow.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't you just love the amount of people who queue for Prae and then complain about the fact that they are in Prae?
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
ALT: Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too cute!!
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't even care if the male idles give her Catboy Arthritis, they just look so correct.
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T'az Matte: Gourd Lord Season! @tazmatte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had enough Wolf Marks for Styled For Hire Masha I love her. #MashaBo #Miqote
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☀️ Sol @solshine.etheirys.social · 03/10/2026
cozy season 💛
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