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Taylor Ramage

@taylorramage.bsky.social
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Sci-fi/fantasy and poetry author, church musician. Diáspora boricua. She/her/ella 🎸✒️📚🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈 IG: @taylorrama Substack: taylorramage.substack.com Website: www.taylorramage.com

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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You might say that now the shoe is on the other foot
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s wild bc many of those girlies are on their witchy shit but would never acknowledge it as such.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m available for hire to write the fantasy novelization of this Phoebe Bridgers hoodie and incorporate all her artistic lore.
Phoebe Bridgers hoodie design. Elf Queen Phoebed holding an upright sword while looking at a castle in the distance at night. The terrain is jagged
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No spoilers, but at some point I’d love a documentary about The Lost Tour that goes into detail about the production design and lighting IYKYK.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Popped in for the tea 👀 blessed that I don’t know these specific people
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NakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton passed away, August 25, 2026. She was an inspiration! She'll be missed.
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do some baking, read a book, and visit the library in Dolly's honor today <3
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don’t actually expect this, but if she ever says that she listened to Pale Horses while writing this album, I wouldn’t be surprised.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Now that Lost Weekend is out, the shenanigans described herein continue. Probably her best album tbh.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He is not satisfied unless he is my back pillow, buried under my blanket with his face pressed into the couch. Then he gives a contented sigh and falls asleep.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The degree to which this dog I’m sitting for wants to cuddle is a metaphor for how desperately the mystic wants to be utterly crushed in oneness with God.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ooohh I haven’t heard them before
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Back on my nonsense again! open.substack.com/pub/taylorra...
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Phoebe Bridgers & the Holy Ghost, Part 1: A Kid in a Sheet
Let's do some Phoebe Bridgers iconography analysis.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It would solve some of my ethical issues for sure, but I have other problems with rampant AI use as well.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We need proper shape note emojis fr fr
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It feels fitting that I saw the other notable accordion player, Weird Al Yankovic play tonight, 7/29. IYKYK
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@generalsynic.bsky.social has been real quiet before and since Jimothy came onto the scene. #UCCSky
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
9:35am, 7/29 sorry there was traffic. IYKYK
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did a rewrite of this one on the Stack. Consider how songs like this signal welcome in a different way from hymns 👀 #julienbaker open.substack.com/pub/genreexp...
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You Should Play "Rejoice" by Julien Baker in Church
God hears either way
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United Church of Christ @unitedchurch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Honoring the ADA Anniversary and Rev. Harold Wilke, UCC minister. On July 26, 1990, Wilke accepted a pen from President Bush at the ADA signing, grasping it with his toes. His legacy inspires us to value abilities and build communities of justice. 👉🏾 Learn more: ow.ly/e6yF50ZsYCm
Rev. Harold Wilke, UCC minister, balancing on one leg with foot resting on documents on a table, pen between his toes, signing the Americans with Disabilities Act on July 26, 1990President George H.W. Bush signing a document outdoors at a table, surrounded by four people, two seated in wheelchairs and two standing behind them near a fountain, including Rev. Harold Wilke, UCC Minister and disabilities advocate.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“Here I Am Lord” but with a pop punk accent.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I have once again played mewithoutYou in church. open.substack.com/pub/genreexp...
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You Should Play "Cattail Down" by mewithoutYou in Church
Trust the Spirit with the connections
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Even the local indie radio station is coping hard with a set list all with fire songs and I’m 😭😭😭
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ngl, I’m gonna to do a poetry about the contrast between my native plants and this wildfire smoke. Got me in my feelings.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Was on the verge of a crash out that there are no millennial characters in Sailor Moon, the series with deep lore about not one but two millennia. Then I googled Hotaru’s birthday and all was well.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“I am the patron saint of the unnamed. I am she whom the scribes did not translate. I drift among the desert dunes, my head perpetually bowed in prayer, with tears for the nameless who burden no one with their memory.“ Wrote this a few years ago. Poured out in a dreamlike frenzy tbh. #poetry
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A Resting Place for Saint Anonyma of the In-Between
I am the patron saint of the unnamed.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’ve been prequalified for a tax relief or personal loan 3-5 times per day for the past year.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jk I’m cutting the end short a few bars, but only because we don’t have a trumpet player.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If mainliners can barely handle repeating a line three times in a song lest it’s too evangelical, wait ‘til they get a load of this one IYKYK.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Learning “Cattail Down” to play in church next Sunday and there’s a fox laying in my yard. This happens frequently but I still love it.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Alright, which one of you has a Death Note?
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ratboys
Ratboys playing WTMD First Thursday fest
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Gotta get that one cookie tin.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Always love a good Thrice mention.
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This nursery in my old town is really going through it
A post from stuckmeyers plants produce reading We are no longer adding names to our pickle order list, for the year, forever. For some reason, making pickles seem to bring out the worst in people (some people). Our phone has rang all day... with people wanting pickles, but also wanting to add picking instructions, or wanting to know when it's their turn. If your name is on our list, we hope to call you. If you haven't had a call yet, we are trying BUT, I'M NOT THE PICKLE FAIRY. I'M NOT A PICKLE DONKEY EITHER AND AFTER TRYING TO FILL ORDERS FROM OUR LIST, WE WONT BE RAISING PICKLES. Some of you have left me wondering just what it is that you actually do with the pickles!
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What if Phoebe Bridgers did Sailor Moon for the next music video?
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I will not write a Substack essay about this. I will not write a Substack essay about this I will not write a Substack essay about this. I
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There’s an episode of 90s Sailor Moon where a pastor turns out to be a youma and his youma form is a boxer and he says he’s “the king of kings” and it’s incredible that this show predicted the direction of megachurch pastors in 1992.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Lucy Dacus should cover “The Angel of Death Came to David’s Room” IYKYK
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When a note is above the staff in a choral piece, the church music director is like “this is a Taylor note” and I’m like “okay I will reach for the stars 😌”
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Theory: the more masc someone is, the more likely they are to be a soprano who can hit ridiculous soprano notes. Evidence: Naomi McPherson, Julien Baker, me
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Gen Z had “me & the boys at 3am looking for beans.” Millennials had “Grandpa, ever since you fell off the roof, you’ve been acting like a granola bar.” youtu.be/DL8-MsGzE4k?...
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GRANOLA BAR!
YouTube video by Sailor Moon Says! (Archive)
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My longest standing Sailor Moon opinion is that the 90s anime (Japanese) is the quintessential version for me. The 2013 redub does it justice. The 90s DiC dub is iconically hilariously bad. The manga (and Crystal) are often too fast-paced. PGSM feels like a liminal space but I’m sure it’s lovely 🤣
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Catch me locked in to the Sailor Moon channel on Pluto TV during this Mercury retrograde.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Julien Baker should cover “Birnam Wood” and add an intro that’s actually SH 178 with Lucy and Phoebe IYKYK
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s truly completely understandable bc there can be layers of jokes that don’t come across clearly at all on a surface read. Lindsay and I are coming from an exvangelical millennial type of background (with really good music taste tbh) and she’s often trolling from that POV (in a fun way IMO)
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Yessss also did you see that Hayley Williams actually did cover “Son of a Widow”? (a little bit)
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Now I’ve got a whole list running. Imagine if she did “Son of a Widow,” “I Never Said That I Was Brave” (acoustic). I’ll bet there are quite a few more that would fit her.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I was playing it on my guitar for the first time in a while and then I had a revelation.
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Petition for Phoebe Bridgers to cover East Enders Wives IYKYK.
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