General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026So we want to join a church but we haven’t been baptized and we can’t figure out if we need one baptism or three baptisms or no baptisms and unfortunately there are no UCC pastors with strong opinions to offer us any guidance 270
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Also now you can delete Bluesky because we won’t be back for 3 years and we’re the only reason you downloaded it anyways #uccsynod 8340
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025And with that, we make our way back up in to the air ducts of the Kansas City Convention Center, snuggled up with our prayer shawls and leftover huckleberry taffy and the flavored dental dams that you freaks didn’t use, to sleep the sleep of the just. #uccsynod 3181
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025There is so much we will miss about Kansas City, like the discarded nipple pasties on the walk up 13th ave #uccsynod 1100
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025If there are any chaplains who can help us process our grief over @rushanshekar.bsky.social no longer being the moderator of #uccsynod please meet us at the fourth trashcan from the back 😭😭😭😭 2230
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025YESSSSS PARLIAMENTARIANS @revterrywilliams.bsky.social #uccsynod 0201
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025The return of the sparkle blazer reminds us of the sparkle of the night sky. The time when the trash cans go out 🌙 🦝🦝🦝 #uccsynod 0160
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025[not a joke] Deeply grateful for all the General Synod Program and Planning Committee, and the Local Arrangements Committee, and everyone else who makes it possible for us to make bad jokes like it is our job for a few days Couldn’t do it without you #uccsynod 4470
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Serve with the help of God and KEEEEEVINNNNNNN PEEEEETTTTTEERRRRSOONNMM who helps us all #uccsynod 0130
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025“Not to think of yourself more highly than you ought,” unless you’ve visited the shrooms table, in which case, you have no choice but to think of yourself highly #uccsynod 0130
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025@rushans.bsky.social we’re not ready to see you go! #uccsynod 0291
Reposted by General SynicTaylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Soon, we might see his Cleve-age. #UCCSynod #OurWholeLives 0201
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Guy who loves Cleveland stripping off a range of favorite Cleveland t shirts, preparing to invite everyone on stage into a Cleveland-themed strip tease #uccsynod 2261
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Coastal elite delegates currently googling “where is Cleveland” #uccsynod 1130
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Judging by the sighs throughout the conference hall, people are *disappointed* to hear that Synod 36 is in Cleveland, but people from Heartland conference still dance to “Cleveland rocks” #uccsynpd 090
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Canada is promising to come alongside the UCC. We’re hoping they bring salmon for us #uccsynod 0110
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025American UCCers again shocked to see what sort of hope and joy is possible when you live in Canada #uccsynod 1321
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025The Local Arrangements Committee made us a VERY nice burrow in the fourth trashcan from the back—incredibly well-appointed, comfortable, and full of bbq trash We are so grateful #uccsynod 0160
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025With David Anderson retired, Kevin Peterson now assumes the mantle of king of everything, and we are his humble subjects #uccsynod 0180
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025David Anderson preparing to get on a red steam train out into the prairie #uccsynod 080
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Holy Spirit relieved to return to speaking to and through her people without the conjunctions “whereas” and “therefore” #uccsynod 0281
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Government agencies, decimated by the current fascist hellscape, stand ready to listen to and act on our resolutions #uccsynod 0100
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025“The light of hope is flickering”? Are you talking about the candle that CONTINUES to be unlit? #uccsynod 0150
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025“We got a bit into the weeds” We love the weeds The weeds are where the cicadas hide The weeds are where the big tent full of snacks is #uccsynod 0140
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025#uccsynod Fashion blog: this lime green blazer over a yellow shirt is a CHOICE that we LOVE 1120
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025If you want to see more raccoons in this greener earth, support this resolution #uccsynod 0120
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025@taylorramage.bsky.social this committee block is your last chance to come to the mic as your final form queer superhero self #uccsynod 190
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Third speaker today does not know what time of day it is, continues to speak our mind #uccsynod 0100
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Rob Edwards tells us to pray with our feet, but we pray with our cute lil dexterous paws #uccsynod 0100
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Committee chairs working overtime to find nice phrasing for “people argued forever about every word and piece of punctuation” #uccsynod 1190
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025If they’re turning halos into demon tails, can we instead turn halos into other things, like, maybe, donuts? That are dropped on the floor for us? #uccsynod 1100
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Our two heroes: roving camera guy and girl who really loves dogs #uccsynod 1220
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Realizing that there hasn’t been enough singing during this Synod, Patrick Duggan of the church building and loan fund makes this presentation a musical #uccsynod 090
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025The NGLI and 20/30 lunch demonstrates that this demographic are leaders in knowing sighs, hmms, murmuring laughter, and not keeping their passwords written down next to their computers. 2120
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Pastor at NGLI lunch prays for an end to petty squabbles; pastors sigh in understanding, say amen, and immediately re-commence petty squabbles. 0110
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025We’re not sure we understand how this leaf blower will fit in to closing worship, but we’re NERVOUS about the LOUD NOISES 070
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025#uccsynod fashion blog: Delegate in Cookie Monster t shirt saying “keep calm and eat cookies” speaks our mind Related, please drop cookies on the floor for us 1120
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Synod erupts in anger as they realize there is no coffee setup in the exhibit hall #uccsynod 380
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025What is your sense? Our senses are best attuned to dawn and dusk. #uccsynod 040
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Breaking news: Terry Williams taking a moment to catch up on General Synic #uccsynod 2110
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025@lofolkwein.bsky.social we went and found some huckleberry taffy and boy howdy was it good #uccsynod 240
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Peter makari doesn’t have a time limit because you can set your watch to that haircut. #uccsynod 0130
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025She’s still Linda Noonan and it’s STILL Penn Northeast. It ain’t Keystone til January. And we’re going to relish these last few glorious months. #uccsynod 140
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I’m a longtime traveler here below, I’m a longtime traveling away from homemedia.tenor.coma man playing a trombone in a room with skatune network written on the cornerALT: a man playing a trombone in a room with skatune network written on the corner 110
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025#uccsynod fashion blog Nice hat! We love the silver buckle. 010
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025We try to negotiate over cheese by causing a diversion, grabbing the cheese, and scampering up a tree. #uccsynod 150
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Delegate at mic uses 15 seconds to think about what to say #uccsynod 130
General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025@liddybarlow.bsky.social !! That’s our girl! 1100