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General Synic

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We, along with all creation, groan with anticipation for the realm that is to come.

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
So we want to join a church but we haven’t been baptized and we can’t figure out if we need one baptism or three baptisms or no baptisms and unfortunately there are no UCC pastors with strong opinions to offer us any guidance
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Also now you can delete Bluesky because we won’t be back for 3 years and we’re the only reason you downloaded it anyways #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
And with that, we make our way back up in to the air ducts of the Kansas City Convention Center, snuggled up with our prayer shawls and leftover huckleberry taffy and the flavored dental dams that you freaks didn’t use, to sleep the sleep of the just. #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
There is so much we will miss about Kansas City, like the discarded nipple pasties on the walk up 13th ave #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
If there are any chaplains who can help us process our grief over @rushanshekar.bsky.social no longer being the moderator of #uccsynod please meet us at the fourth trashcan from the back 😭😭😭😭
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
YESSSSS PARLIAMENTARIANS @revterrywilliams.bsky.social #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The return of the sparkle blazer reminds us of the sparkle of the night sky. The time when the trash cans go out 🌙 🦝🦝🦝 #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
[not a joke] Deeply grateful for all the General Synod Program and Planning Committee, and the Local Arrangements Committee, and everyone else who makes it possible for us to make bad jokes like it is our job for a few days Couldn’t do it without you #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Serve with the help of God and KEEEEEVINNNNNNN PEEEEETTTTTEERRRRSOONNMM who helps us all #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“Not to think of yourself more highly than you ought,” unless you’ve visited the shrooms table, in which case, you have no choice but to think of yourself highly #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@rushans.bsky.social we’re not ready to see you go! #uccsynod
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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Soon, we might see his Cleve-age. #UCCSynod #OurWholeLives
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
LFG #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Guy who loves Cleveland stripping off a range of favorite Cleveland t shirts, preparing to invite everyone on stage into a Cleveland-themed strip tease #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Coastal elite delegates currently googling “where is Cleveland” #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Judging by the sighs throughout the conference hall, people are *disappointed* to hear that Synod 36 is in Cleveland, but people from Heartland conference still dance to “Cleveland rocks” #uccsynpd
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Canada is promising to come alongside the UCC. We’re hoping they bring salmon for us #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
American UCCers again shocked to see what sort of hope and joy is possible when you live in Canada #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The Local Arrangements Committee made us a VERY nice burrow in the fourth trashcan from the back—incredibly well-appointed, comfortable, and full of bbq trash We are so grateful #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
With David Anderson retired, Kevin Peterson now assumes the mantle of king of everything, and we are his humble subjects #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
David Anderson preparing to get on a red steam train out into the prairie #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
KEVINNNNN PETTYTEERTSONNNMMM #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Holy Spirit relieved to return to speaking to and through her people without the conjunctions “whereas” and “therefore” #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Government agencies, decimated by the current fascist hellscape, stand ready to listen to and act on our resolutions #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“The light of hope is flickering”? Are you talking about the candle that CONTINUES to be unlit? #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“We got a bit into the weeds” We love the weeds The weeds are where the cicadas hide The weeds are where the big tent full of snacks is #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
#uccsynod Fashion blog: this lime green blazer over a yellow shirt is a CHOICE that we LOVE
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
If you want to see more raccoons in this greener earth, support this resolution #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@taylorramage.bsky.social this committee block is your last chance to come to the mic as your final form queer superhero self #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Third speaker today does not know what time of day it is, continues to speak our mind #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Rob Edwards tells us to pray with our feet, but we pray with our cute lil dexterous paws #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Committee chairs working overtime to find nice phrasing for “people argued forever about every word and piece of punctuation” #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
If they’re turning halos into demon tails, can we instead turn halos into other things, like, maybe, donuts? That are dropped on the floor for us? #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Our two heroes: roving camera guy and girl who really loves dogs #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Realizing that there hasn’t been enough singing during this Synod, Patrick Duggan of the church building and loan fund makes this presentation a musical #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The NGLI and 20/30 lunch demonstrates that this demographic are leaders in knowing sighs, hmms, murmuring laughter, and not keeping their passwords written down next to their computers.
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Pastor at NGLI lunch prays for an end to petty squabbles; pastors sigh in understanding, say amen, and immediately re-commence petty squabbles.
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
We’re not sure we understand how this leaf blower will fit in to closing worship, but we’re NERVOUS about the LOUD NOISES
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
#uccsynod fashion blog: Delegate in Cookie Monster t shirt saying “keep calm and eat cookies” speaks our mind Related, please drop cookies on the floor for us
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Synod erupts in anger as they realize there is no coffee setup in the exhibit hall #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
What is your sense? Our senses are best attuned to dawn and dusk. #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Breaking news: Terry Williams taking a moment to catch up on General Synic #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@lofolkwein.bsky.social we went and found some huckleberry taffy and boy howdy was it good #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Peter makari doesn’t have a time limit because you can set your watch to that haircut. #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
She’s still Linda Noonan and it’s STILL Penn Northeast. It ain’t Keystone til January. And we’re going to relish these last few glorious months. #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I’m a longtime traveler here below, I’m a longtime traveling away from home
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a man playing a trombone in a room with skatune network written on the corner
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
#uccsynod fashion blog Nice hat! We love the silver buckle.
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
We try to negotiate over cheese by causing a diversion, grabbing the cheese, and scampering up a tree. #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Delegate at mic uses 15 seconds to think about what to say #uccsynod
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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
@liddybarlow.bsky.social !! That’s our girl!
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