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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

RIP george foreman, the reason all the meat components of my childhood meals were disgusting ❤️

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

still psychically recovering from the trauma of seeing the music video for TLC’s “unpretty” at too young an age

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

i can tell immediately whether someone watched animal planet as a child

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

there should just be a manual of how to do everything. enough people have existed that we should have the collective knowledge of exactly how to do everything perfectly and without issue.

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

if i pull up to the function unexplainably speaking with a british accent you need to mind your business

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

why are you guys posting like it’s 2014? “doggos” and “smol beans” and “my tummy hort” ENOUGH!!!

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

if you wanna make gen x friends, you’re gonna have to sing ween at karaoke

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

we will never achieve class solidarity until every teen learns the words to colt 45 in an olive garden parking lot on a friday night at 2am smoking weed out of an aluminum can

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

personally, if i was one of the richest people in the world, i would make sure that i wasn’t ugly

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

when a set of twins marries a set of twins it’s like…yikes, you know?

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

packing up the car to evacuate and my puppy is chasing the falling ashes like they’re snowflakes 🥰which would be so cute if it weren’t for the end-of-days of it all 🥰

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

able-bodied people mad about congestion pricing in nyc…take the subway bitch!

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

i personally think cooking is really good and fun 🙂

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

this review of a diner near me…people are not okay!

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

2025 is gonna be a big year for my boobs, i can feel it

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

hey aussies, what’s 2025 like so far?

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

my official ins and outs list for 2025

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

oversharing with my uber drivers is how i get through The Horrors

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

kujichagulia is a beautiful name for a girl

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

and on top of everything else, my tummy hurts

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

what’s going on with the lantern flies? they still out there?

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

my halls are getting sooooo decked today 😮‍💨

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

y’all are so vague on this here website!! and i love it, i don’t actually ever want to know what’s going on in the zeitgeist for any reason xo

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Try not to let that imaginary thing you made up in your head ruin your day

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

i actually had fun doing standup comedy last night in los angeles, ca? bizarro world

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

spiraling mentally is so fun when you’re a girl

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

maybe there’s been a seismic shift in the demographics of who i follow on social media, but y’all’s thanksgiving plates actually look good this year

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

i’m sooo sincerity-pilled, i’m in my sincere era, not the sincerity! it’s giving sincere 😮‍💨

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

for breakfast? leftover mac and cheese. for lunch? you guessed it: leftover mac and cheese. for dinner, i might mix it up and throw some leftover stuffing in the mix, but the mac remains

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

okay it’s time to wrap it up y’all

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

white people looooove to take their shoes off everywhere except in other peoples’ homes

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

just color-matched to a foundation so offensively light that i felt the first-time-ever urge to swear at my mom

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

timeline sleep? i’m still not over moo deng 🫣

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

and if i get back into neopets in a big way? what then?

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

soooo weird to see an actual bank occupying an old bank building, like shouldn’t you be a sweetgreen babe?

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

if i just repost all my favorite tweets here, are you guys gonna call the police?

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

lmaoooo not this guy just told me he’s a wichita lineman 😭 and he’s still on the line 🤣

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taylor garron @taylorgarron.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

so blessed to be able to yap into the void on another platform ❤️

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