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D. Petrie

@taverntoldtales.bsky.social
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I write ridiculous books for ridiculous people. Some LitRPG, Scifi, and fantasy. He/They PFP: @_Drailky_ Website: taverntoldtales.com Discord discord.gg/UkGDXr4

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Fashion designer Jeremy Scott delivers commencement speech to Kansas City Art Institute graduates. Wait for it…
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
For someone that writes for a living. I can't type for shit. This editing pass is taking sooooo long.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Me working on the final battle of the book.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Fun updated. Working on the ending of Pixel Dust 4. The final battle is in full swing. There'll be some jokes, some action, maybe someone dies, who knows?
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S.L. Rowland @slrowland.com · 13/02/2026
The @youtooz.bsky.social plushie of the spirit fox from Cursed Cocktails is now live! youtooz.com/products/twy...
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Do you need something to read? Well you're in luck, there's a whole bunch of LitRPG books on sale. They're all 99 cents or free, so you can stock up for months? Weeks? Days? (I don't know how fast you read. But you get the point.) Mine are in there too. bit.ly/litrpgpromoM...
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A reminder for no particular reason.
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TK @essenariz.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I had to go to the Ravenous page over on Audible to get a link and ended up reading some reviews. This one gave me a good laugh.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Fun fact: When writing Digby, I always imagined him as being played by David Tenant.
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Duolingo right now: youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...
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Literally every company now
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The time has come to end it... with fun! Book 7 is out. Let's see who survives the series finale >:3 Audible: geni.us/NecroticApoc... Kindle: geni.us/NecroticApoc... Signed Paper/Hardback: www.taverntoldtales.com/merch #bookrelease #litRPG #zombies #booksky
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Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Catch the series finale in 2025! ©2025 D. Petrie (P)2025 Mountaindale Press...
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It's time for the story to end. Book 7 is almost here! If you're looking for a completed series about monsters fighting fascism, this is it. Kindle: geni.us/NecroticApoc... Audible: geni.us/NecroticApoc... #bookrelease #litRPG #zombies
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Just to keep people up to date. Pixel Dust is getting a bit of a facelift. Still gonna be a bit for book for, but I just wanted to say it hasn't been forgotten. Hoping to focus on it next year sometime.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Just to keep people up to date. Pixel Dust is getting a bit of a facelift. Still gonna be a bit for book for, but I just wanted to say it hasn't been forgotten. Hoping to focus on it next year sometime.
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ML Brennan @brennanml.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I always smirk/cringe at the name Necrotic Apocalypse. I was not being subtle. I was basically like, BUY MY ZOMBIE BOOK DAMMIT.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Final Necrotic Apocalypse book is being recorded for audio. It won't be long now.
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Travis Baldree @travisbaldree.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Bookshops & Bonedust is a finalist for both the Fantasy and Author Narration in the 2025 Audie Awards. I'm very grateful to be in such wonderful company. Huge congratulations to all the other finalists!
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Outlining book one of a new series. Really excited about it. It's a lil different tho so I hope people like it. Same fun tone, action, and game elements. A new kind of story for the genre tho.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Unnecessary epilogues go brrr. I think I'm going to leave them out of the book since they don't matter to the story and add nothing more. But they are still fun, so I'm thinking of having them narrated and available for download for the mailing list.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Turkey leg obtained
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Travis Baldree @travisbaldree.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
If you'd like to publish your book without enriching four entities that emerged from the bio-jelly of a thousand pulped tech-bros, you could scan this writeup I put together on self publishing Legends & Lattes, which cost less than 5k and involved human artists and editors medium.com/@travisbaldr...
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Self Published Book Launch A-Z
I recently released Legends & Lattes, my first full novel, on 2/22/22. Let’s discuss the whole process, end to end, with numbers!
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Just an update, I’m getting close to finishing round one of edits for book 7 of Necrotic
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
I would never
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 22/10/2023
hot skeletons in your area, pt. I
illustration of a catacomb saint; a heavily decorated and draped skeleton #kimgakaku
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
I was just given an egg in these trying times.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Spent the tail end of DragonCon in my hotel with a fever, but according to tests, it was not COVID, so that's cool.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
My books are the pink sock under the goth boots
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Fuck you, future me
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/08/2023
Technically this means that works from alien intelligences are not copyrightable either, so when the extraterrestrials visit, we're SO pirating all their cool stuff www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/…
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AI-Created Art Isn’t Copyrightable, Judge Says in Ruling That Could Give Hollywood Studios Pause
A federal judge on Friday upheld a finding from the U.S. Copyright Office that a piece of art created by AI is not open to protection.
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
This was fun
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D. Petrie @taverntoldtales.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
(Digby voice) I have clawed myself free from the grave that was Twitter! Now I am here to be spooky and weird.
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